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Old 21-02-2002, 21:00:44   #51
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He said girlfriend... not wife, RC. With a wife you can get in trouble going out with your friends for a drink quite easily... if she thinks you don't do enough with her. Like take her out for drinks. Then there's the whole slew of other issues going out can hit... like, she doesn't feel like you find her as hot as you used to, which is why you and your friends are drinking in a tittie bar, etc etc etc...

And in your case RC, she just might be concerned about you getting home safely. I hear robberies and muggings are up and getting more violent over in Mother England.
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Old 21-02-2002, 21:07:40   #52
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Girlfriend and wife are not mutually exclusive.

It's a risk management exercise here in crime central.
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Old 21-02-2002, 21:12:49   #53
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No... but if wife discovers girlfriend, you might regret trying to double up on female companionship. I don't think most HMO plans cover the damages inflicted by enraged wives...
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Old 21-02-2002, 21:33:43   #54
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Soon, Darkstar, soon.
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Old 21-02-2002, 22:50:12   #55
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It's all a matter of perspective. Our failings, big and small, make us who we are. I like to think I'm celebrating my humanity.
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Old 22-02-2002, 08:27:49   #56
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"celebrating my humanity."

WHAT A GREAT STRIP BAR MOTTO!!!
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Old 22-02-2002, 12:58:05   #57
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It's all a matter of perspective. Our failings, big and small, make us who we are. I like to think I'm celebrating my humanity.
I've written that down. It might be useful.
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Old 22-02-2002, 13:02:18   #58
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Hmm... RC's employer - the next enron ?
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Old 22-02-2002, 13:31:37   #59
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This cat's got more than 9 lives, I think. A little strategy, a little luck and a little honesty seem to have gotten me out of this one.

First the strategy: call her at work, she can't yell as much. Next the luck: I get voice mail, which means I get to leave a somewhat nonchalant, upbeat apology, sans interrogation. The little bit of honesty comes in the explanation: I admit I went to a bar with some cohorts from work. Didn't think we'd stay that long or would have called, got home too late to bother you, blah blah blah.

Don't know what it is. Certainly not money, charm or good looks.
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Old 22-02-2002, 14:17:00   #60
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i monopolized those years ago
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with.
after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 22-02-2002, 14:21:36   #61
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Old 22-02-2002, 14:50:57   #62
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good point.

i need more money.
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with.
after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 22-02-2002, 14:56:08   #63
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Get some more for me while you're at it.
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Old 23-02-2002, 10:28:04   #64
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He might get more money, but he wouldn't give you any. What's the matter? Your favorite free porn site just went subscription?
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