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Old 09-07-2002, 01:16:37   #1
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If you could REALLY surgically enhance your girlfriend/wife what would you do?

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Old 09-07-2002, 01:25:29   #2
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The idea of retractable claws is neat as long as they are never used on me, and you can never go wrong with more breasts.
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Old 09-07-2002, 01:30:51   #3
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I liked many of the choices

anybody ever read Perdido Street Station?

very good book

there is a sex scene between a human and a woman with a beattle head

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Old 09-07-2002, 02:28:49   #4
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I take from this you are getting accustomed to married life.

I can't pick between cut her head off or just have her tongue out.
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Old 09-07-2002, 06:02:13   #5
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Devil horns are cute!
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Old 09-07-2002, 07:37:39   #6
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I'm sure lady R will appreaciate this thread Ned. Have you considered life insurance?
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Old 09-07-2002, 08:33:32   #7
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I think LR would suit some devil horns...
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Old 09-07-2002, 08:35:30   #8
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I think LR would suit some devil horns...
She's coming to get you now!
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Old 09-07-2002, 08:41:31   #9
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He's dead meat. Got any sauce?
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Old 09-07-2002, 08:59:57   #10
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Wouldn't horns interfere with the proper seating of hats?
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Old 09-07-2002, 09:29:27   #11
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You could just cut holes in the hat.

Where's the option for fur like cheetarah in thundercats...
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Old 09-07-2002, 09:51:07   #12
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That's not surgery just hormones
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Old 09-07-2002, 09:53:11   #13
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Where can I get them? Oh and a girlfriend to experiment on.
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Old 09-07-2002, 09:59:40   #14
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Greece?
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Old 09-07-2002, 10:45:40   #15
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I'm sure lady R will appreaciate this thread Ned. Have you considered life insurance?
Why not?

I want retractable claws and a tail. Rrrrrrr.
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Old 09-07-2002, 10:47:02   #16
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Why not?

I want retractable claws and a tail. Rrrrrrr.
You're wish is Ned's command.... Go get her tiger!
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Old 09-07-2002, 10:47:50   #17
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He seems to want to turn me into a Starcraftian lurker, however....
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Old 09-07-2002, 10:49:35   #18
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they have extra breasts?

or did he not pick that one?

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Old 09-07-2002, 10:50:29   #19
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He seems to want to turn me into a Starcraftian lurker, however....
Starcraft is one game I haven't played in absolute ages! How are you Rachel anyway? Congratulations on your wedding, I'm sorr yI can't make it out there for your big day. I'm sure you'll have fun with Mike etc.
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Old 09-07-2002, 10:52:25   #20
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I can't decide whether inviting Mike to such a social event is an act of sainthood or lunacy.
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Old 09-07-2002, 10:54:41   #21
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Come on Lurker, play nice.

If you think about it, both of them apply...
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Old 09-07-2002, 11:07:21   #22
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I didn't do anything embarassing at the last wedding I went to. Other than knock my chair over as everyone stood to toast the queen and heckle the best man's speech.
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Old 09-07-2002, 11:10:28   #23
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Everyone stands to heckle the best man's speech at English weddings? Cool.
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Old 09-07-2002, 11:11:59   #24
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Thank you grammar boy.
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Old 09-07-2002, 11:13:34   #25
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I'm afraid it's the most bastardy thing I could come up with at the moment. Sorry, but it's a bit of an off day so far.
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Old 09-07-2002, 11:15:28   #26
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It has been poor. Please try harder or we'll send you to beginners flame school.
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Old 09-07-2002, 11:17:17   #27
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I'm sure lady R will appreaciate this thread Ned. Have you considered life insurance?
I thought he had posted it for her benefit, against his will .
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Old 09-07-2002, 11:17:23   #28
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I almost clicked on that thread, but Explorer saved me.
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Old 09-07-2002, 17:21:23   #29
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Rejoice, Rejoice. I got Lady R to post in a thread!



Hi Lurker Lady....
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Old 10-07-2002, 08:47:38   #30
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well that's ruined any chance of her posting in here again.
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Old 10-07-2002, 09:30:09   #31
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Where can I get them? Oh and a girlfriend to experiment on.
Hm, an attractive brit. girlfriend.. isn't that a contradiction?
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Did I specify attractive or British?
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Old 10-07-2002, 09:39:43   #35
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