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Old 27-11-2009, 09:39:30   #1
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Old 27-11-2009, 09:40:21   #2
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Old 27-11-2009, 09:49:21   #3
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Old 27-11-2009, 09:57:40   #4
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How many birthdays it is reasonable for one person to have in a year?
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Old 27-11-2009, 10:02:47   #5
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Is Thanksgiving going to ruin this thread because you won't show up here until Monday?
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Old 27-11-2009, 10:42:24   #6
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Old 27-11-2009, 11:00:18   #7
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Where did our other waitress go? She was really hot.
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Old 27-11-2009, 11:01:18   #8
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What is the meaning of life?
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Old 27-11-2009, 11:02:58   #9
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Old 27-11-2009, 11:12:25   #10
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Why do you hate copycat threads so much?
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Old 27-11-2009, 12:40:53   #11
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What is the meaning of life?
42!
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Old 27-11-2009, 13:29:20   #12
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Why doesn't Greg W understand the concept of the thread?
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Old 27-11-2009, 14:03:20   #13
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Old 27-11-2009, 14:12:04   #14
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Please may I stop working now?
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Old 27-11-2009, 14:53:18   #15
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We don't need Lurker for that one.
We don't need Lurker to answer the one I did either.
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Old 27-11-2009, 16:01:48   #16
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You just quoted a massively overexposed Douglas Adams joke, we want the actual answer.
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Old 27-11-2009, 16:25:27   #17
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You mean 42 isn't the real answer? I've been living a lie all these years!
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Old 27-11-2009, 16:57:15   #18
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Old 27-11-2009, 19:11:27   #19
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Why to girls always laugh when they see me naked?

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Old 27-11-2009, 21:02:04   #20
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Old 27-11-2009, 21:52:53   #21
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I accidentally the remote control: what should I do?
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Old 29-11-2009, 18:53:55   #22
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where the fok are my glasses?

and a big for SP, brilliantly brilliant
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Old 29-11-2009, 20:19:10   #23
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Old 29-11-2009, 20:20:27   #24
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How do get the attention of the hot chicks that I occasionally see when I leave my office?

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Old 29-11-2009, 21:13:52   #25
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Old 29-11-2009, 21:51:33   #26
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Old 30-11-2009, 08:39:49   #27
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:01:13   #28
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:02:38   #29
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Why did I just fuck with the concept?
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:03:57   #30
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Isn't it annoying when ppl (no names ^^) try to be you?
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:09:30   #31
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Isn't it annoying when people ask leading questions?
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:12:45   #32
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Isn't it annoying when people ask Reading questions?
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:13:54   #33
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Who is the official HARDCORE belt holder for CG?
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:14:10   #34
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Why is it Monday again already?
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:15:54   #35
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when are you gonna start answering those questions?
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:16:26   #36
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What do you call a three legged donkey?
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:21:23   #37
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Why is it so hard to not answer other peoples questions in this thread, even if you aren't lurker?
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Old 30-11-2009, 09:23:39   #38
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Old 30-11-2009, 15:47:14   #39
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Is Thanksgiving going to ruin this thread because you won't show up here until Monday?
Ding ding ding ding ding.

Actually, probably made the thread betterer.
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Old 30-11-2009, 15:50:41   #40
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Are you going to answer all these questions now?
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Old 30-11-2009, 15:59:46   #41
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Old 30-11-2009, 16:03:43   #42
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Thanks for the answer by PM.
Is it hard to be the knower?
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Where?
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Old 30-11-2009, 16:30:04   #44
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Old 30-11-2009, 16:36:43   #45
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Why did you put the answers where I'd never see them?
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Old 30-11-2009, 16:42:45   #46
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Old 30-11-2009, 17:53:09   #47
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Old 01-12-2009, 08:48:28   #48
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Do you think Japher is a Racist! for calling it Black Friday?

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Old 01-12-2009, 09:10:48   #49
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Don't you think Japher should be banned for that?
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