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Old 01-02-2005, 10:56:04   #1
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Standing by your partner through addiction and sex problems.

Just thought I would share with you the two stupid things the last 2 days in my life.

1- Addiction


As some of you may remember froma feww years back Erin needed surgury and had a mess of hormonal problems.

Well, the result was she put on a lot of weight and now is trying to take it off.

She has decided she is addicted to chocolate and has to go cold turkey. Also no chocolate int he house in any form.

Now god DAMN IT, I never gave much of a damn about chocolate until now I realize that its gone.

Today my lunch was a hershey bar and a coke. MMMMM


2- Sex problems.

Nothing makes you feel better than getting kicked out of the bedroom so that your partner can be alone to take care of their needs.

Guys, if you are every using a toy on your lady friend and have had a few beers, be gentle. as questionable content said, 'enthusiasm is good, cervical bruising is not".

"Can you go in the other room so I can do what I need to alone." is not something you want to hear lol.



And as I type this last sentence, I am OUT OF TEQUILA!
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:04:29   #2
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uhm, ok...
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:06:14   #3
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:06:51   #4
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i do see a link between lack of chocolat and the sex thingy.
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:08:10   #5
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so, HK is crap in bed?
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:09:11   #6
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No, no scat at all.
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:11:29   #7
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You could always buy a lovely chocolate dildo and get divorsed.
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:13:20   #8
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Since one of her dealers sent her a box of Godiva chocolates as a gift and she gave it away rather than giving it to me I may go buy a big bottle of godiva chocolate liquer and drink it tommorrow night waving a dildo around.

Our boarder loves seeing that int he living room!
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:17:55   #9
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Oh, and she is mad at me because on her 30th birthday her dad called while she was out and I told him that I got her a leather strap and 30 birthday spankings.

I get the feeling my birthday is going to be sparse this year.
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Old 01-02-2005, 11:34:41   #10
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"Can you go in the other room so I can do what I need to alone." is not something you want to hear lol.
Hmm... There should be certain-- areas that you could touch to facilitate the joint, er, doing. Works for me.
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Old 01-02-2005, 15:41:33   #11
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Don't just stand by her, help her dammit
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Old 01-02-2005, 15:43:59   #12
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I feel your pain HK.
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Old 01-02-2005, 15:45:29   #13
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Is it cervical pain?
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Old 01-02-2005, 15:46:01   #14
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There seems to me to be something odd in Scabby giving Kitty sex advice....
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Old 01-02-2005, 15:47:26   #15
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Old 01-02-2005, 16:11:33   #16
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This thread is bizarre. And I like it.

Now if everyone could leave, I have some business to take care of.
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Old 01-02-2005, 16:24:55   #17
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Ok. I'm done. You can come back.
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Old 01-02-2005, 16:29:26   #18
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Old 01-02-2005, 18:19:11   #19
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Old 01-02-2005, 18:23:36   #20
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Kitty needs to adopt male methods. Like wearing a strap-on to bed, and attempting to get Erin in the mood by repeatedly prodding her in the back with it.
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Old 01-02-2005, 18:29:32   #21
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sounds fun.
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Old 01-02-2005, 18:40:58   #22
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For 2. just apologise and go down on her.
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Old 01-02-2005, 19:21:47   #23
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Consider pouring chocolate syrup on her body and licking it off.
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Old 01-02-2005, 19:28:24   #24
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Old 01-02-2005, 19:30:43   #25
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Hey Asher, can't you post like 10 times in a row? I want to see what sort of psychotic effect a page filled with moving Southpark characters has.
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Old 01-02-2005, 19:33:38   #26
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He and Moby should do an avatar performance art piece
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Old 01-02-2005, 20:41:18   #27
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I'm really confused- is HK a man or a woman, and is he/she gay or straight and who is Erin?? Are they Limey or Yank?
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Old 01-02-2005, 20:45:15   #28
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HK is all woman, all gay, and all over Erin.
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Old 01-02-2005, 20:47:39   #29
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All of those things.
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Old 01-02-2005, 20:47:47   #30
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And a yank. Good subject to chat about over during tea.
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Old 01-02-2005, 20:48:38   #31
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I'm really confused- is HK a man or a woman, and is he/she gay or straight and who is Erin?? Are they Limey or Yank?
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Old 01-02-2005, 20:50:16   #32
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Quarduple x-post! Nice.
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Old 01-02-2005, 20:53:16   #33
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I'm really confused- is HK a man or a woman, and is he/she gay or straight and who is Erin?? Are they Limey or Yank?
HK says she's a yankie lesbian who has been in a committed relationship with Erin for some time.
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Old 01-02-2005, 20:56:14   #34
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And there goes Killjoy.
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:05:29   #35
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Hey, this is the forum of Keith! Some people here didn't even think Sleeper was AH when she said so!

If you had been a touch slower posting, we could have had a 5 X.
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:07:51   #36
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I'm sorry, I can't set my posting speed level to geriatric.
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:09:48   #37
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:26:41   #38
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You won't be able to tell any difference in my posts. My fingers have always been faster than my brain.
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:27:53   #39
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Then, you'll turn into Jon Mllrei?
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:33:40   #40
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:39:07   #41
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So you are admitting you are an AE of Funko? I thought you were my more intelligent and classy AE!
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:42:21   #42
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I can be everyone's AE. I'm a forum bot. Everyone here is me, and I am everyone.
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:43:37   #43
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Hey! KEITH ISN'T A FORUM BOT!
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:45:48   #44
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He sure isn't real.
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:51:56   #45
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Don't blasphemize like that! He might delete your account!
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:52:59   #46
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:56:12   #47
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:56:24   #48
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No way. I've been involved in worse.
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Old 01-02-2005, 21:58:36   #49
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It's obvious that Colon just wanted more norks, isn't it? A lesbian talking about her sex problems and addiction. Think about it. Should be a high tit-for-twat factor if this was, say, the Playboy or Hustler forum. Instead, it's CG, where all things devolve into accusations of ...
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Old 01-02-2005, 22:16:32   #50
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