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Old 16-12-2003, 13:34:36   #1
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Overrated cretin Jack White and Von Bondies frontman Jason Stollsteimer came to blows over the weekend in Detroit, according to reports. White has claimed he acted in self-defence, but a spokesman for Stollsteimer suggested it "was not a fight" but an "attack".

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Old 16-12-2003, 13:39:14   #2
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I've met Jason Stollsteimer. He seemed like a nice guy. I've kind of met Jack White too (on the same night). He seemed a bit precious and paranoid. Probably 'cos there were loads of drunken twats (like me) trying to hassle him.
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Old 16-12-2003, 13:40:53   #3
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I've heard bad things about Jack White, dunno if they are true or not, but he sounds a little bit evil.
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Old 16-12-2003, 13:41:29   #4
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Oooh... like what?
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Old 16-12-2003, 13:44:42   #5
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Well maybe evil was a bit strong.

Basically he was in some night club in London after a gig and got in a fight with someone on the dancefloor. Witnesses said he was really giving this a guy a proper going over and was quite vicious, kicking him the head etc. Like I say, might well be bollocks and even if it is true it does'nt detract from his music.
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Old 16-12-2003, 13:46:12   #6
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Why is it that the only music news items anyone responds to are the ones about Jack White?
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Old 16-12-2003, 13:46:53   #7
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'Cos no-one's heard of ThisGirl?
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Old 16-12-2003, 13:47:57   #8
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Own goal. That wasn't a news item.
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Old 16-12-2003, 13:50:43   #9
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How come 2/3 of the news items you post are about him?
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Old 16-12-2003, 13:53:47   #10
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...because it's the only thing you bastards will respond to?

Besides, slagging him off is fun...
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Old 16-12-2003, 18:39:14   #11
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if jack white persists in rocking that bum fluff moustache, then music or no i will be forced to kill him myself

as for renee zellweger actually fucking him while he looked like that, well any respect i had for her is long gone
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Old 16-12-2003, 18:43:52   #12
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Oh my god...how embarassing to get your ass kicked by that pussy!
Rock stars r fagzzzzzzzzzzzz......
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Old 16-12-2003, 18:44:35   #13
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Someone on Popbitch.com described Renee Zelleweger as looking like "a retarded hampster staring at the sun".
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Old 16-12-2003, 19:40:17   #14
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Jack White's a skinny pup. I'm surprised he hasn't been soundly battered yet.
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Old 16-12-2003, 19:50:06   #15
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Someone on Popbitch.com described Renee Zelleweger as looking like "a retarded hampster staring at the sun".
you can explain what a 'hampster' is anytime you like
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Old 16-12-2003, 20:02:59   #16
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Old 16-12-2003, 20:53:11   #17
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I like Zelwigger...she's got that naughty/crazy thing going.
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Old 16-12-2003, 22:44:59   #18
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She looks a bit retarded. They got that part right.

Then again, Meg White looks like a borderline case of Downs syndrome.
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Old 17-12-2003, 13:30:13   #19
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Regardless of what happened, this guy's face is pretty f*cked up.

http://www.nme.com/news/107058.htm
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Old 17-12-2003, 13:35:34   #20
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Shit, that's a proper kicking.
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Old 17-12-2003, 13:57:30   #21
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it's all fun and games until someone gets whacked the fuck out of their face
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Old 17-12-2003, 16:31:39   #22
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Hmmmm...I was just kidding, Jack!

Believe it or not, I once got a beating that was 10 times worse than that one.
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Old 17-12-2003, 17:56:32   #23
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That's not too bad. If his nose was broken I'd expect the other eye to be more swollen.
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Old 18-12-2003, 10:40:09   #24
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Believe it or not, I once got a beating that was 10 times worse than that one.
from the pictures of you i've seen, it's all too easy to believe
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i check my hair at the elevator mirror and the highlight of my day when I say hi to a girl who's opposite of the elevator door at my floor. the one i went out with.
after that, it's the same old fucking thing all over again.
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Old 18-12-2003, 16:34:14   #25
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Yes...I was practically a supermodel before that unfortunate incident.
In fact, a la "Unforgiven", I'm hoping a strapping lad like yourself will accept my humble payment in return for vengeance upon the brutal cowboys that have sullied both my face and my reputation.
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Old 18-12-2003, 20:59:38   #26
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Incidentally, if anyone owns the latest NME, check out the big photo of Jack White on page 3.

I swear he's turning into the Child-catcher from "Chitty chitty bang bang". It's really disturbing.
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Old 19-12-2003, 10:48:12   #27
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I've just seen him playing at the MTV Awards in Edinburgh from a few weeks ago.

He was wearing a one black leg/one red leg pair of trousers. Part of me admires him for that.
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And he did look like the Child Catcher.
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