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Old 01-04-2005, 00:27:33   #1
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Babies are stupid.

Why does everyone look at me funny when I point out the fact that babies are stupid? I mean, shit! They ARE stupid. The don't know anything, they can't read anything so the chances of them learning anything useful anytime soon isn't very good, they have hardly any motor skills... It's not so much that they are ignorant, they are that too, but they are stupid!

I wonder if I'd get the same weird look I point out that grown adults who wet themselves, spit up food, can't talk, and blow bubbles with their own spit are also stupid.

When my kid is born I am going to get a shirt that says "I'm with stupid" and another shirt for my baby that says "Daddy's Schizo"
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