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Old 02-02-2005, 23:49:04   #3
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: A Padded Cell
Steven Wright...

1. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

2. Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow.

3. I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me -- and I didn't hear it.

4. He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."

5. I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

6. I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

7. My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York.

8. I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

9. I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

10. I'm so hyper... (Said with a very dull voice.)
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