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Forum: CounterPoint Archive 12-05-2004, 22:57:17
Replies: 48
Views: 746
Posted By Dr Strangelove
I used to dissect people................... and...

I used to dissect people................... and got paid for it!!!!
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 25-04-2004, 20:04:16
Replies: 25
Views: 498
Posted By Dr Strangelove
You mean after the Arabs land in Calabria? Will...

You mean after the Arabs land in Calabria? Will al-Montgomery and al-Patton engage in petty competitiveness to see which one reaches Messina first?
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 25-04-2004, 20:01:36
Replies: 44
Views: 584
Posted By Dr Strangelove
Ha! The joke is on you. Once you've taken a...

Ha! The joke is on you. Once you've taken a tickle test they will latch on to your computer and never let you go. I know, it took me months to shake them off. I went through three ad-blockers...
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 25-04-2004, 19:53:40
Replies: 25
Views: 498
Posted By Dr Strangelove
Wouldn't Italy be a natural landing place for...

Wouldn't Italy be a natural landing place for Tunisians? Italy and Tunisia are geographically very close. Italy has a history of being pretty lenient with muslim terrorists. The perpetrators of...
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 23-04-2004, 12:33:19
Replies: 31
Views: 551
Posted By Dr Strangelove
Maybe the explosion was heard all the way down at...

Maybe the explosion was heard all the way down at the DMZ and someone got concerned and sounded the alarm.
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 23-04-2004, 12:28:47
Replies: 32
Views: 501
Posted By Dr Strangelove
I thought that the British called their toilets...

I thought that the British called their toilets "loos"? Perhaps this is a Yank in disguise.
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 23-04-2004, 12:25:18
Replies: 27
Views: 534
Posted By Dr Strangelove
In wonder which orfice he was aiming for?

In wonder which orfice he was aiming for?
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 17-04-2004, 23:55:56
Replies: 24
Views: 381
Posted By Dr Strangelove
What kind of job is it that allows you to bring...

What kind of job is it that allows you to bring and use a DVD player at work? Are you a security officer. Heck, when I'm at the office I don't even have time for lunch. Somedays I literally don't...
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 04-04-2004, 13:54:36
Replies: 123
Views: 1,416
Posted By Dr Strangelove
It was easy for users to create their own Doom...

It was easy for users to create their own Doom levels. There were websites with hundreds of levels posted. It was possible to get several new levels every week, and it was like getting new free...
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 16-03-2004, 03:36:54
Replies: 140
Views: 3,609
Posted By Dr Strangelove
Huh? What and why would they have bombed before...

Huh? What and why would they have bombed before Iraq's defeat? Were they going to practice on one of Saddam's palaces? :bounce:
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 14-03-2004, 05:30:09
Replies: 13
Views: 564
Posted By Dr Strangelove
"OK class, now we're going to explore the fine...

"OK class, now we're going to explore the fine points of Windows ME."
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 14-03-2004, 05:24:36
Replies: 10
Views: 419
Posted By Dr Strangelove
Yup. The British lease ran out in 1999. They...

Yup. The British lease ran out in 1999. They had to give it back to the emporer of China. The Chinese had to go out and appoint a new emporer and make a whole bunch of eunuchs to run his palace. ...
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 14-03-2004, 05:20:59
Replies: 27
Views: 488
Posted By Dr Strangelove
See? If you had said something about it earlier...

See? If you had said something about it earlier she might have been able to do something about it. Next time speak up man.
Forum: CounterPoint 14-03-2004, 04:50:30
Replies: 50,995
Views: 781,598
Posted By Dr Strangelove
Jesus Juice

Jesus Juice
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 14-03-2004, 04:49:04
Replies: 41
Views: 617
Posted By Dr Strangelove
Hey, the "best debater" got banned...

Hey, the "best debater" got banned again.
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 13-03-2004, 17:20:10
Replies: 20
Views: 916
Posted By Dr Strangelove
Vincent looks like he may have been a charter...

Vincent looks like he may have been a charter member of the N.O.W or a Radcliffe graduate.
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 13-03-2004, 17:10:54
Replies: 251
Views: 3,073
Posted By Dr Strangelove
No, no, no, no Lefty. Afghanistan was right...

No, no, no, no Lefty. Afghanistan was right across from his hotel, and it wasn't properly marked. You'd think they would mark these things properly wouldn't you, but no, they don't.
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 13-03-2004, 04:46:51
Replies: 18
Views: 367
Posted By Dr Strangelove
There's a cure for diurnal; it's called Imodium...

There's a cure for diurnal; it's called Imodium AD. :coolgrin:
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 12-03-2004, 04:08:53
Replies: 70
Views: 790
Posted By Dr Strangelove
It's OK. They only use people who have Mad Dogs...

It's OK. They only use people who have Mad Dogs and Englishmen disease.
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 12-03-2004, 04:06:23
Replies: 35
Views: 681
Posted By Dr Strangelove
Actually I don't even like Coke from a can. I...

Actually I don't even like Coke from a can. I can't believe that airlines serve wine in a can. The only reason I can think for drinking wine from a can is if the person requesting it wanted to hide...
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 12-03-2004, 03:48:18
Replies: 6
Views: 392
Posted By Dr Strangelove
It's all in the wrists.

It's all in the wrists.
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 11-03-2004, 02:54:30
Replies: 16
Views: 433
Posted By Dr Strangelove
Maybe she used to be an obsessive-compulsive...

Maybe she used to be an obsessive-compulsive complicated by social anxiety disorder who used to be crippled by overwhelming fear of people, debilitating repetitive cleaning rituals, and obsessions of...
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 11-03-2004, 02:45:03
Replies: 23
Views: 485
Posted By Dr Strangelove
You could not possibly cut the head off and...

You could not possibly cut the head off and freeze it before the brain cells die. In order to function brain cells maintain a graduient of sodium and potaswsium ions across their cell membranes. ...
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 11-03-2004, 02:33:36
Replies: 53
Views: 734
Posted By Dr Strangelove
I think I heard that the guy who plays "Mr. Bean"...

I think I heard that the guy who plays "Mr. Bean" will star as the next Dr. Who.
Forum: CounterPoint Archive 10-03-2004, 23:51:27
Replies: 33
Views: 650
Posted By Dr Strangelove
I think we should elect the little tow headed...

I think we should elect the little tow headed kid, 'cause then when he comes down from the mountain and tells us there's nothing to be afraid of we can get all hysterical and beat him to death with...
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