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Funko 27-11-2009 09:39:30

Ask LURKER
 
HE knows.

mr_B 27-11-2009 09:40:21

Dear Lurker,

Where are my glasses?

Funko 27-11-2009 09:49:21

Dear Lurker,

Do you know?

Tizzy 27-11-2009 09:57:40

Dear Lurker

How many birthdays it is reasonable for one person to have in a year?

Funko 27-11-2009 10:02:47

Dear Lurker,

Is Thanksgiving going to ruin this thread because you won't show up here until Monday?

mr_B 27-11-2009 10:42:24

Dear Lurker,

Did you find my glasses yet?

Funko 27-11-2009 11:00:18

Dear Lurker,

Where did our other waitress go? She was really hot.

Tizzy 27-11-2009 11:01:18

Dear Lurker

What is the meaning of life?

Funko 27-11-2009 11:02:58

Dear Lurker,

What is The co-worker's problem?

Tizzy 27-11-2009 11:12:25

Dear Lurker

Why do you hate copycat threads so much?

Greg W 27-11-2009 12:40:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tizzy (Post 1003173)
Dear Lurker

What is the meaning of life?

42!

Funko 27-11-2009 13:29:20

Dear Lurker,

Why doesn't Greg W understand the concept of the thread?

King_Ghidra 27-11-2009 14:03:20

We don't need Lurker for that one.

Tizzy 27-11-2009 14:12:04

Dear Lurker

Please may I stop working now?

Greg W 27-11-2009 14:53:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by King_Ghidra (Post 1003184)
We don't need Lurker for that one.

We don't need Lurker to answer the one I did either.

Funko 27-11-2009 16:01:48

You just quoted a massively overexposed Douglas Adams joke, we want the actual answer.

Greg W 27-11-2009 16:25:27

You mean 42 isn't the real answer? I've been living a lie all these years! :cry:

Funko 27-11-2009 16:57:15

It's an allegory.

Sir Penguin 27-11-2009 19:11:27

Dear Lurker,

Why to girls always laugh when they see me naked?

SP

Koshko 27-11-2009 21:02:04

:hmm:

Immortal Wombat 27-11-2009 21:52:53

Dear Lurker,

I accidentally the remote control: what should I do?

mr_B 29-11-2009 18:53:55

Dear Lurker,

where the fok are my glasses?

and a big :lol: for SP, brilliantly brilliant

JM^3 29-11-2009 20:19:10

When will I be on EVE again?

JM

JM^3 29-11-2009 20:20:27

How do get the attention of the hot chicks that I occasionally see when I leave my office?

JM

Oerdin 29-11-2009 21:13:52

What does Lurker know?

Provost Harrison 29-11-2009 21:51:33

Lurker knows shit. Quite literally.

devilmunchkin 30-11-2009 08:39:49

What method is best for depuffing eyes?

Funko 30-11-2009 09:01:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by JM^3 (Post 1003228)
How do get the attention of the hot chicks that I occasionally see when I leave my office?

JM

You probably want to wait for the official advice from Lurker but I suggest you DON'T try SP's naked trick.

Funko 30-11-2009 09:02:38

Dear Lurker,

Why did I just fuck with the concept?

mr_B 30-11-2009 09:03:57

Dear Lurker,

Isn't it annoying when ppl (no names ^^) try to be you?

Funko 30-11-2009 09:09:30

Dear Lurker,

Isn't it annoying when people ask leading questions?

mr_B 30-11-2009 09:12:45

Dear Lurker,

Isn't it annoying when people ask Reading questions?

Funko 30-11-2009 09:13:54

Dear Lurker,

Who is the official HARDCORE belt holder for CG?

Tizzy 30-11-2009 09:14:10

Dear Lurker

Why is it Monday again already?

mr_B 30-11-2009 09:15:54

Dear Lurker,

when are you gonna start answering those questions?

Funko 30-11-2009 09:16:26

Dear Lurker,

What do you call a three legged donkey?

Funko 30-11-2009 09:21:23

Dear Lurker,

Why is it so hard to not answer other peoples questions in this thread, even if you aren't lurker?

mr_B 30-11-2009 09:23:39

Beer Lurker,

How was the turkey?

Lurker 30-11-2009 15:47:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funko (Post 1003167)
Dear Lurker,

Is Thanksgiving going to ruin this thread because you won't show up here until Monday?

Ding ding ding ding ding.

Actually, probably made the thread betterer.

Tizzy 30-11-2009 15:50:41

Dear Lurker

Are you going to answer all these questions now?

Lurker 30-11-2009 15:59:46

Jesjes oc I already did.

mr_B 30-11-2009 16:03:43

Dear Lurker,

Thanks for the answer by PM.
Is it hard to be the knower?

Tizzy 30-11-2009 16:13:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurker (Post 1003302)
Jesjes oc I already did.

Dear Lurker

Where?

Lurker 30-11-2009 16:30:04

In the chocolate ice cream container.

Tizzy 30-11-2009 16:36:43

Dear Lurker

Why did you put the answers where I'd never see them? :(

Lurker 30-11-2009 16:42:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr_B (Post 1003266)
Beer Lurker,

Yes, please. And thanks.

Japher 30-11-2009 17:53:09

Why is it called Black Friday?

Funko 01-12-2009 08:48:28

Dear Lurker,

Do you think Japher is a Racist! for calling it Black Friday?

mr_B 01-12-2009 09:10:48

Dear Lurker,

Don't you think Japher should be banned for that?

Funko 01-12-2009 09:12:03

Dear Lurker,

Who's the gurning twat in mr_B's new avatar?


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