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Funko 09-10-2009 13:52:50

Mr_G's speech
 
Mr_G is going to an important architectural event tonight, not a piss up, nn. And he is going to give a speech. We need to write it. We have the opening sentence.

"I don't live in Reading but I am reading a book in Reading and listening to the music of Otis Redding. I like the Bauhaus women with artificial boobs especially on a day when a satellite rams the moon."

mr_B 09-10-2009 13:56:39

the architectural event will take place at studio Sputnik.
there are 80 bottles of sputnik vodka

I will not get drunk
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Lurker 09-10-2009 14:00:40

"Now, I thought we'd try a little experiment. A very fun experiment. Would all the women here please stand up. Wonderful. Now, would all of you who are married please raise your hand."

mr_B 09-10-2009 14:06:22

wonderfull

go ahead lurker

Funko 09-10-2009 14:10:26

"Now all of you that were too drunk to stand up, but who raised your hands, I'd like to talk to you."

Dyl Ulenspiegel 09-10-2009 14:18:27

"I want to show you my Bauhaus."

Funko 09-10-2009 14:21:03

Wow, that's perfect.

Japher 09-10-2009 14:33:50

"What did Frank Lloyd Wright? Nothing, he was an architect!"

"I.M. Pei? Yeah, guess what bitch, I.M. Pein!"

mr_B 09-10-2009 14:35:46

poly

mr_B 12-10-2009 10:53:46

Quote:


I will not get drunk
I will not get drunk

I will not get drunk
I will not get drunk

I will not get drunk
I will not get drunk

I will not get drunk
I will not get drunk

I will not get drunk
I will not get drunk
hmmm I was sober again late in the afternoon (sunday afternoon)


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