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Funko 16-11-2006 14:46:23

Venom's Gears of War review
 
http://www.counterglow.com/article.php?id=gow360

Funko 16-11-2006 14:58:27

One question - can you chainsaw people in the face? That'd be cool

King_Ghidra 16-11-2006 15:03:38

Great review :lol: :beer:

Guess i'll be buying this too.

Couple of typo's in there. Want me to list them?

maroule 16-11-2006 15:04:33

:lol: at the review, very entertaining stuff

now, about the difference between its and it's (i.e. "into the game with itís camera angles")...

Venom 16-11-2006 15:11:38

Grammar and spelling correction are two of the other signs of being a pompous asshole.

Venom 16-11-2006 15:34:54

Anyway. It's a very fun game. And co-op is awesome. Not awesome enough where I'd want to play with Asher, but still pretty awesome.

King_Ghidra 16-11-2006 15:42:31

"I, however, have no friends and Iím not good ay any job."

"to make the most important part of a shooter and actual part of the game"

"children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your mail"

"Let's just move on before this review finds it self labeled exhibit A"

"I hate this review and I know you do to."

"the storyline never quit gets fleshed out"

I ignored the grammar mistakes, i'm lazy, i know.

Funko 16-11-2006 15:47:33

Quote:

Originally posted by King_Ghidra
"children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your mail"

Did you mean it should be

"children laugh at you at your pink shirt when you go and get your male"?

Venom 16-11-2006 15:50:48

Maybe I'll fix some of those things later. Not the male thing though. KG's gayness has no place in the review.

MattHiggs 16-11-2006 16:34:23

Great review, it was a bit too 'Venom' at times. The link between giggling and wanking was too strained!

maroule 16-11-2006 16:35:34

like his dick, from wanking too much

MattHiggs 16-11-2006 16:36:47

Strained, stained and drained.

fp 16-11-2006 18:40:12

This review started strong, but kind of lost energy later. Like Venom trying to chase after an ice cream van.

Chris 16-11-2006 18:42:13

That is a good family oriented review.

But only if you are part of the manson family.

edit: It helps if you spell the guy's name right.

DaShi 16-11-2006 19:04:27

Damned Free Masons!

JM^3 16-11-2006 19:20:05

I expected more detail about chainsawing someones face.

JM

Resource Consumer 16-11-2006 19:31:59

excellent - I suspect better than the game. Have to save up for those hookers now

Venom 16-11-2006 19:39:49

Quote:

Originally posted by fp
This review started strong, but kind of lost energy later. Like Venom trying to chase after an ice cream van.
I bet you stole that from one of my other reviews.

MDA 16-11-2006 19:54:47

I loved this review.

You might even say I loved it like a fat kid loves ice cream.

Shining1 16-11-2006 22:39:17

Damn good review. =)

zmama 16-11-2006 23:30:56

:lol:

what a sweetie that Venom is :)

Fistandantilus 17-11-2006 12:19:34

:lol: excellent review :beer:

Do you know of any chainsaw shaped controller I could buy? :D

Venom 17-11-2006 12:55:28

Actually, I think for a Resident Evil game there was a special edition controller shaped like a chainsaw.

Venom 17-11-2006 12:56:41

Yes. Resident Evil 4.

http://www.engadget.com/2004/11/13/t...-for-gamecube/

Funko 17-11-2006 12:58:52

That's a bit of a con... I guess you could use the Wii controller like a chainsaw.

Venom 17-11-2006 13:13:48

Yeah you can't acutally use it like a chainsaw.

I think I already made a joke somewhere, sometime about a Lumberjack game for the Wii really tapping in to the lesbian gaming market.

Funko 17-11-2006 13:14:35

Does the wii controller have some kind of vibration feedback then?

Venom 17-11-2006 14:49:56

If not there should be an aftermarket one.

Lurker the Second 17-11-2006 15:31:29

Hehe, good review. I chuckled.

Still won't buy the game, though.

Beta1 26-11-2006 00:01:47

:lol:


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