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HelloKitty 01-02-2005 10:56:04

Standing by your partner through addiction and sex problems.
 
Just thought I would share with you the two stupid things the last 2 days in my life.

1- Addiction


As some of you may remember froma feww years back Erin needed surgury and had a mess of hormonal problems.

Well, the result was she put on a lot of weight and now is trying to take it off.

She has decided she is addicted to chocolate and has to go cold turkey. Also no chocolate int he house in any form.

Now god DAMN IT, I never gave much of a damn about chocolate until now I realize that its gone. :(

Today my lunch was a hershey bar and a coke. MMMMM


2- Sex problems.

Nothing makes you feel better than getting kicked out of the bedroom so that your partner can be alone to take care of their needs.

Guys, if you are every using a toy on your lady friend and have had a few beers, be gentle. as questionable content said, 'enthusiasm is good, cervical bruising is not".

"Can you go in the other room so I can do what I need to alone." is not something you want to hear lol.



And as I type this last sentence, I am OUT OF TEQUILA!

Drekkus 01-02-2005 11:04:29

uhm, ok...

miester gandertak 01-02-2005 11:06:14

thanks for sharing :bash:

miester gandertak 01-02-2005 11:06:51

i do see a link between lack of chocolat and the sex thingy.

King_Ghidra 01-02-2005 11:08:10

so, HK is crap in bed?

HelloKitty 01-02-2005 11:09:11

No, no scat at all.

Rodgers 01-02-2005 11:11:29

You could always buy a lovely chocolate dildo and get divorsed.

HelloKitty 01-02-2005 11:13:20

Since one of her dealers sent her a box of Godiva chocolates as a gift and she gave it away rather than giving it to me I may go buy a big bottle of godiva chocolate liquer and drink it tommorrow night waving a dildo around.

Our boarder loves seeing that int he living room!

HelloKitty 01-02-2005 11:17:55

Oh, and she is mad at me because on her 30th birthday her dad called while she was out and I told him that I got her a leather strap and 30 birthday spankings.

I get the feeling my birthday is going to be sparse this year.

Scabrous Birdseed 01-02-2005 11:34:41

Quote:

Originally posted by HelloKitty
"Can you go in the other room so I can do what I need to alone." is not something you want to hear lol.
Hmm... There should be certain-- areas that you could touch to facilitate the joint, er, doing. Works for me.

Provost Harrison 01-02-2005 15:41:33

Don't just stand by her, help her dammit ;)

alsieboo 01-02-2005 15:43:59

I feel your pain HK.

MDA 01-02-2005 15:45:29

Is it cervical pain?

Tizzy 01-02-2005 15:46:01

There seems to me to be something odd in Scabby giving Kitty sex advice....

Funkodrom 01-02-2005 15:47:26

:lol:

Venom 01-02-2005 16:11:33

This thread is bizarre. And I like it.

Now if everyone could leave, I have some business to take care of.

Venom 01-02-2005 16:24:55

Ok. I'm done. You can come back.

miester gandertak 01-02-2005 16:29:26

link please

MDA 01-02-2005 18:19:11

Cleanup in aisle one!

Lazarus and the Gimp 01-02-2005 18:23:36

Kitty needs to adopt male methods. Like wearing a strap-on to bed, and attempting to get Erin in the mood by repeatedly prodding her in the back with it.

Asher 01-02-2005 18:29:32

sounds fun.

KrazyHorse@home 01-02-2005 18:40:58

For 2. just apologise and go down on her.

Asher 01-02-2005 19:21:47

Consider pouring chocolate syrup on her body and licking it off.

Venom 01-02-2005 19:28:24

Note on above: Do not microwave choclate syrup before pouring.

Colon 01-02-2005 19:30:43

Hey Asher, can't you post like 10 times in a row? I want to see what sort of psychotic effect a page filled with moving Southpark characters has.

zmama 01-02-2005 19:33:38

He and Moby should do an avatar performance art piece

sleeping_satsuma 01-02-2005 20:41:18

I'm really confused- is HK a man or a woman, and is he/she gay or straight and who is Erin?? Are they Limey or Yank?

Lazarus and the Gimp 01-02-2005 20:45:15

HK is all woman, all gay, and all over Erin.

Venom 01-02-2005 20:47:39

All of those things.

Colon 01-02-2005 20:47:47

And a yank. Good subject to chat about over during tea.

MDA 01-02-2005 20:48:38

Quote:

Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
I'm really confused- is HK a man or a woman, and is he/she gay or straight and who is Erin?? Are they Limey or Yank?
Yes.

Venom 01-02-2005 20:50:16

Quarduple x-post! Nice.

Darkstar 01-02-2005 20:53:16

Quote:

Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
I'm really confused- is HK a man or a woman, and is he/she gay or straight and who is Erin?? Are they Limey or Yank?
HK says she's a yankie lesbian who has been in a committed relationship with Erin for some time.

Venom 01-02-2005 20:56:14

And there goes Killjoy.

Darkstar 01-02-2005 21:05:29

Hey, this is the forum of Keith! Some people here didn't even think Sleeper was AH when she said so! ;)

If you had been a touch slower posting, we could have had a 5 X.

Venom 01-02-2005 21:07:51

I'm sorry, I can't set my posting speed level to geriatric.

Darkstar 01-02-2005 21:09:48

It will happen naturally. No worries.

Venom 01-02-2005 21:26:41

You won't be able to tell any difference in my posts. My fingers have always been faster than my brain.

Darkstar 01-02-2005 21:27:53

Then, you'll turn into Jon Mllrei?

Venom 01-02-2005 21:33:40

I'll always be intentionally funny.

Darkstar 01-02-2005 21:39:07

So you are admitting you are an AE of Funko? I thought you were my more intelligent and classy AE! :cry:

Venom 01-02-2005 21:42:21

I can be everyone's AE. I'm a forum bot. Everyone here is me, and I am everyone.

Darkstar 01-02-2005 21:43:37

Hey! KEITH ISN'T A FORUM BOT! :mad:

Venom 01-02-2005 21:45:48

He sure isn't real.

Darkstar 01-02-2005 21:51:56

Don't blasphemize like that! He might delete your account!

Colon 01-02-2005 21:52:59

Worst tit-for-tat ever.

Darkstar 01-02-2005 21:56:12

:bounce: :bounce:


Better?

Venom 01-02-2005 21:56:24

No way. I've been involved in worse.

Darkstar 01-02-2005 21:58:36

It's obvious that Colon just wanted more norks, isn't it? A lesbian talking about her sex problems and addiction. Think about it. Should be a high tit-for-twat factor if this was, say, the Playboy or Hustler forum. Instead, it's CG, where all things devolve into accusations of ...

Colon 01-02-2005 22:16:32

I'm obsessed about norks, you're obsessed about Keith. To each his own.


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