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Asher 09-06-2004 02:11:27

Oh my FUCKING GOD
 
It's been 30+ for a couple days now and it's humid as hell. I live on the 2nd floor of this house and it's easily 35+ with humidity. It's unbearable to live here.

I've bought a bunch of fans and water-cooled-airjet things to cool off my room, but they didn't work well.

The owner's son finally comes upstairs (he's been out), and curses how hot it is, calls his dad a "cheap bastard" and casually mentions he's going to turn on the air conditioning.

Holy FUCK.

self biased 09-06-2004 02:20:42

is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Asher 09-06-2004 02:21:30

It's very good. And very sad.

self biased 09-06-2004 02:24:18

why?

Asher 09-06-2004 02:42:27

Good because now it's tolerable.

Sad because he has a gorgeous house with A/C, drives a Jaguar, bought all his sons cars, has a huge inground outdoor pool & jacuzzi, but is too cheap to actually use A/C on days where it's 35C+ in the bedrooms.

Darkstar 09-06-2004 06:02:27

How do you think he affords all that other stuff? :)

DevilsH@lo 09-06-2004 13:39:02

This upstairs floor you live on, is this in the house you own, in a nice quiet suburb of upper class canada.

Insults i can handle quite well, your still in kindergarten compared to some people i know.

But blatantly lying to further a pointless and fruitless flame thread.

Thats just fucking stupid.

KrazyHorse@home 09-06-2004 13:48:41

Funny that, he never said he owned a house.

Double that because you're taking Asher seriously.

Double it again because this is Counterglow.

And give yourself 10 bonus points because IT'S FUCKING YOU'RE NOT YOUR. YOU'VE DONE THAT IN EVERY POST I'VE EVER SEEN YOU MAKE. HOLY FUCK, DO THEY JUST TEACH YOU HOW TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS FROM BULL DYKES WEARING STRAP-ONS IN SCHOOL ON THAT GODFORSAKEN ISLAND OF YOURS OR DO THEY SET ASIDE AN HOUR OR TWO FOR GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION AS WELL?

:)

protein 09-06-2004 13:50:16

Whats you're problem?

KrazyHorse@home 09-06-2004 13:51:02

YUIOSDAKLFLSAAAARHGLASAJKFALASLAAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH H

Asher 09-06-2004 13:51:58

Quote:

Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
This upstairs floor you live on, is this in the house you own, in a nice quiet suburb of upper class canada.

Insults i can handle quite well, your still in kindergarten compared to some people i know.

But blatantly lying to further a pointless and fruitless flame thread.

Thats just fucking stupid.

No kidding, particularly because you have to be mind-numbingly stupid to draw the conclusion that I owned the house, particularly when I said:
Quote:

The owner's son...
Hint: I don't have kids!

Asher 09-06-2004 13:53:30

And this wasn't a flame thread until you decided to crash and burn.

Dyl Ulenspiegel 09-06-2004 13:54:28

Quote:

Originally posted by Asher

Hint: I don't have kids!

Not even Michael Jackson style?

Spartak 09-06-2004 13:55:17

I agree about YOUR and YOU'RE. It drives me nuts as well.

protein 09-06-2004 13:56:05

Your kidding?

DevilsH@lo 09-06-2004 13:56:36

Dick head, i was referring to the post you made saying "i could show you the street i live in but don`t want to brag" where from the statement you infered and made no effort to clarify the point that you don`t actually own the property you live in.

Congratulations on the mazda by the way, just a shame you couldn`t scrape the money together for something with an engine, rather than an image.

your your your your your your your your fucking canadian whoop woot. Congratulations.

KrazyHorse@home 09-06-2004 13:58:00

Quote:

Dick head, i was referring to the post you made saying "i could show you the street i live in but don`t want to brag" where from the statement you infered and made no effort to clarify the point that you don`t actually own the property you live in.
YOU FUCKING AGRAMMATICAL CUNT

Asher 09-06-2004 13:59:49

Quote:

Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
Dick head, i was referring to the post you made saying "i could show you the street i live in but don`t want to brag" where from the statement you infered and made no effort to clarify the point that you don`t actually own the property you live in.
Since when does "live" infer "own"? I'm 20 years old and in university, I thought it would be obvious that I didn't own a mansion, particularly when I said "live" and not "own". I guess I didn't think you could truly be this stupid. :beer:

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Congratulations on the mazda by the way, just a shame you couldn`t scrape the money together for something with an engine, rather than an image.
It has a 2.3L engine in a compact car. 160hp, 5-speed manual, variable valve timing, and a very light car. It's actually very fast, and has a sexy image.

What do you drive?

KrazyHorse@home 09-06-2004 14:00:58

I drive this:

http://www.homestead.com/WendysBurnMan/files/Man03.jpg

protein 09-06-2004 14:01:17

My car's bigger than your car. My house is bigger than your house. My dad's Superman.

KrazyHorse@home 09-06-2004 14:02:32

My mom's sluttier than your mom.

Asher 09-06-2004 14:02:58

Quote:

Originally posted by protein
My car's bigger than your car. My house is bigger than your house. My dad's Superman.
I just find it funny that someone who lives in Britain is criticizing engine size, particularly when Mazda doesn't even offer an engine as big as 2.3L there. ;)

And:
Quote:

Do you worry that you're not liked
How long till you break
You're happy cause you smile
But how much can you fake
An ordinary boy an ordinary name
But ordinary's just not good enough today

Alone I'm thinking
Why is superman dead
Is it in my head
We'll just laugh instead

You worry about the weather and
Whether or not you should hate
Are you worried about your faith
Kneel down and obey
You're happy you're in love
You need someone to hate
An ordinary girl an ordinary waist
But ordinary's just not good enough today

Alone I'm thinking
Why is superman dead
Is it in my head
We'll just laugh instead

Doesn't anybody ever know that the world's a subway

Spartak 09-06-2004 14:04:50

Calm down KH.

protein 09-06-2004 14:05:42

I find it weird that a gay guy tries to prove how manly he is by what type of car he drives.

KrazyHorse@home 09-06-2004 14:06:01

Why don't you calm down?

Asher 09-06-2004 14:06:10

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
I drive this:

You should get that lump at the bottom checked out.

Asher 09-06-2004 14:07:19

Quote:

Originally posted by protein
I find it weird that a gay guy tries to prove how manly he is by what type of car he drives.
I'm not doing it to prove how manly I am.

I'm doing it to provoke somebody who invariably drives a piece.

Drekkus 09-06-2004 14:07:32

Maybe if AH gets a boobjob, she and Asher can talk about how increbibly expensive and shiney her norks are.

KrazyHorse@home 09-06-2004 14:08:04

Quote:

Originally posted by protein
I find it weird that a gay guy tries to prove how manly he is by what type of car he drives.
I find it weird that an Englishman isn't too busy smoking pole to post on CG.

Asher 09-06-2004 14:09:03

Quote:

Originally posted by Drekkus
Maybe if AH gets a boobjob, she and Asher can talk about how increbibly expensive and shiney her norks are.
Horsie's are bigger. Try and try as I might, I can't get them to be that big without sarcificing my balance.

Asher 09-06-2004 14:09:27

Quote:

Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
I find it weird that an Englishman isn't too busy smoking pole to post on CG.
Word.

KrazyHorse@home 09-06-2004 14:10:41

Fuck. I really need to get to work. If I don't teach these little shits about conservation of energy then nobody will.

Drekkus 09-06-2004 14:12:09

You're too active to preserve any energy.

Asher 09-06-2004 14:15:48

Where the hell are the copycat threads?

Drekkus 09-06-2004 14:21:15

It's all one big copycat. Titles different, content the same.

Spartak 09-06-2004 14:30:37

This thread has too much content.

DevilsH@lo 09-06-2004 14:51:06

Mazda don`t provide a 2.3 litre engine in britain or in a mazda 3??

For starters the RX7 and 8 uses a 1.3 litre per bore rotary giving a total cc of 2.6litres.

If that`s borderline due to it being rotary and different technology to inline or V arrange engines then i`ll accept it.

Oh and the Mazda Xedos 9 comes with a 2.3 in the UK. The MX-6 on the other hand comes with a 2.5ltr

Please don`t try arguing with me about cars. You`ll really fucking lose.

The Mad Monk 09-06-2004 15:18:28

You should drop the don't -- it's more impressive that way. :)

zmama 09-06-2004 15:30:59

I like KH's mode of transport. He looks sooo cool :D

Asher 09-06-2004 15:48:16

Quote:

Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
Mazda don`t provide a 2.3 litre engine in britain or in a mazda 3??

For starters the RX7 and 8 uses a 1.3 litre per bore rotary giving a total cc of 2.6litres.

If that`s borderline due to it being rotary and different technology to inline or V arrange engines then i`ll accept it.

Oh and the Mazda Xedos 9 comes with a 2.3 in the UK. The MX-6 on the other hand comes with a 2.5ltr

Please don`t try arguing with me about cars. You`ll really fucking lose.

I meant in the Mazda 3. They offer a 2.0 and a 2.3 in North America, 1.6 and 2.0 in Europe. It is nice to know that far more expensive cars in Europe come with comparable engines.

And I highly doubt I'd lose a car argument to you.

It's very impressive that you understand rotary engines differ from inline engines, though.

I wouldn't call a light car with a 2.3L engine as being underpowered.

The fact that you said Mazda has image but not engines is why I really want to argue cars with you now, clearly you haven't a clue what you're talking about.

The Mad Monk 09-06-2004 15:52:39

What's the curb weight of a Mazda 3?

zmama 09-06-2004 15:59:45

How far can you throw it?

protein 09-06-2004 16:06:21

How many miles to the gallon does it do? How much pollution does it cause? How many people get killed by Mazdas a year? How arrogant on a scale of one to ten does a Mazda make you? How many violent incidents are sparked by Mazda related road rage? How much money does it cost? How far could you have got on public transport with that money?

DevilsH@lo 09-06-2004 16:31:14

Sorry but mazda`s and especially the smaller one`s mx-3 mx-5 323 the god awful 121 have all been about image, lets be honest mazda even got their arses kicked by nissan and the 350Z over the RX-8 debacle. Now hopefully mazda will pull it`s finger out of it`s zoom zoom zoom arse and provide a decent rotary based RX7 replacement something which the RX-8 clearly doesn`t do.

The reason we have smaller engine size`s over here is due to the astronomic price of petrol and the more stringent emission laws.

What the hell is that retro suicide door thing about anyway.

P.S. What car i own hardly matters, it`s more powerful than your's and it does it with a smaller engine. :D

zmama 09-06-2004 16:41:39

Car/penis size FORUM!

DevilsH@lo 09-06-2004 16:42:48

LoL

Car forums i belong too, and penis size isn`t a high level issue in my life zmama. :D

Asher 09-06-2004 16:43:00

Quote:

Originally posted by protein
How many miles to the gallon does it do?

27 city, 33 hiway.

Quote:

How much pollution does it cause?
Not much, its rating is 9/10 for environmental friendliness by the government.

Quote:

How far could you have got on public transport with that money?
Not far at all, considering every f*cking city I have to enter charges its own fare. 3 fares each way to work, which is a 10 minute drive? No thanks.

This is why transit isn't popular outside of Europe or major cities.

The twatish eurocoms don't get it.

Asher 09-06-2004 16:45:40

Quote:

Originally posted by DevilsH@lo
Sorry but mazda`s and especially the smaller one`s mx-3 mx-5 323 the god awful 121 have all been about image, lets be honest mazda even got their arses kicked by nissan and the 350Z over the RX-8 debacle. Now hopefully mazda will pull it`s finger out of it`s zoom zoom zoom arse and provide a decent rotary based RX7 replacement something which the RX-8 clearly doesn`t do.
Why the fuck are you talking about the RX-8? The Mazda 3 is the fastest car under $35,000CDN. Period. You look like an idiot when you're talking that it's all image when it's got stats like that. And for some reason you bitch about the RX-8?

Quote:

What the hell is that retro suicide door thing about anyway.
Huh?

Quote:

P.S. What car i own hardly matters, it`s more powerful than your's and it does it with a smaller engine. :D
So tell me what car it is. Let me guess, it has a 1.8T?

If it's so good, tell me what it is.

Asher 09-06-2004 16:49:00

Quote:

Originally posted by The Mad Monk
What's the curb weight of a Mazda 3?
2957 lbs
18.5 lbs per horsepower.

ACCELERATION (Seconds)
Zero to 30 mph: 2.3
40 mph: 3.9
50 mph: 5.5
60 mph: 7.4

BRAKING:
70 mph to 0 mph: 169 feet

Angelhorns 09-06-2004 16:49:10

I always thought Mazda's were hairdressers cars.
I see either asher or KH has engaged DH in 'car wars'.
Foolish.


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