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Lazarus and the Gimp
15-12-2002, 19:07:57
I've just had the phrase "Choke me with your cock" pop into my head and I've no idea why. I think it's incipient Tourretts or something.

Anyway, it would make a great song title, and it just needs someone to write and perform it. Sonic Undermind?

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-12-2002, 19:17:39
"Hi Seattle! We're Sonic Undermind, and this is "Choke me with your cock"!"

Admit it. It would rock.

15-12-2002, 19:23:33

15-12-2002, 19:26:08
Yeah, you're booked for the Microsoft Christmas Party. Has nobody mentioned it to you?

16-12-2002, 09:47:55
Interesting idea. Lots of things rhyme with cock. Sock and rock for a start.

16-12-2002, 10:38:13
Jock, pock, lock, dock, fock etc etc etc...

16-12-2002, 10:43:25
OK but I can think of a really rude sentence involving Rock, cock and sock. Actually dock and lock could also be involved.

Provost Harrison
16-12-2002, 19:22:46
And for the Welsh, flock and cock can be used :D

Lazarus and the Gimp
16-12-2002, 19:57:09
Mike? It's your song, baby.

17-12-2002, 01:13:17
I have another one which would make a great song title. It's a phrase that involuntarily sprang forth from my lips whilst watching TV earlier this year.

I was watching one of those "make over" sections on breakfast television ... you know the ones with some terminally ugly fat bint with no dress sense being given a "new look" by some haughty and pinched looking, arrogant and deeply emotionally scarred female "expert" with a mind for couturial sarcasm and a will to turn the hapless drudge into a living mockery of beauty? Well I was watching one of those where they took a typically malformed specimin of degraded humanity, bathed her in mud, steamed her in a customised cocoon, kneaded, pummelled and pumiced her excess flesh and dressed her up in the finest silks, most delicate perfumes and vibrant pigments known to man.

Then they brought her in and paraded her reborn form before their televisual audience, all the while cooing about the wonderful transformation, the magical metamorphosis of caterpillar into butterfly ...

"oooh, doesn't she look wonderful?"

And then came that unrequested response from my lips ...

"No, she still looks like a cunt in a sack"

"Cunt in a sack". A song title worthy of merit, methinks.

17-12-2002, 09:32:35
It could be a good song for my side project Necrofury.

17-12-2002, 09:41:48
Cunt in a shit sack - could be your album.

17-12-2002, 09:55:30
I wish Debaser would stop doing his college work and concentrate on the important business of designing Necrofury's logo. :(

17-12-2002, 10:15:45
I take it he is designing a really spikey and indecipherable metal logo that is on fire and dripping blood. I can send him my blood dripping, chrome and fire plug-ins if necessary.

17-12-2002, 10:45:49
Yes, that's absolutely what we want. Preferably with skulls, chains and inverted crosses.

17-12-2002, 11:22:23
The O of Necro could be a blood dripping eye and the Y of fury could have jesus nailed to it.

17-12-2002, 11:57:35
I like the eye idea. Keep Jesus out of it though.

17-12-2002, 13:12:09
Originally posted by protein
I take it he is designing a really spikey and indecipherable metal logo that is on fire and dripping blood. I can send him my blood dripping, chrome and fire plug-ins if necessary.

I hope you're not joking Protien. My address is Debaser@loudmedicine.net and I'll send you some lovely 80's electro mp3's in return.

17-12-2002, 14:01:19
I'll do my best, I've got KPT6 & 7 and some other really good ones that do fire, smoke, water, shadows, chromes, dripping etc. I might have to send them when I get back though.

I think Photoshop plug-ins work on both macs and pcs but I'm not completely sure.

17-12-2002, 14:34:20
I think they do too. Are KPT6 and KPT7 the full names? I'll have a go at downloading them...

17-12-2002, 14:52:04
Kai's Power Tools and Eye Candy (fire, drip, water, smoke, fur. They have animation aspects to them which are good (see avatar).
You can get the serials from edonkey if you download the demos from the proper websites.

NB. I have written this post about 5 times, I keep getting management walking near my desk. Eek. Gotta go!

17-12-2002, 15:44:14
I've just got the full version of Eyecandy 4000 and that seems pretty cool. I can't find the other one though.

Animation effects you say? Interesting....

17-12-2002, 16:03:38
Deadline for the logo:

We need t-shirts for LSB-G and me to wear on the 19th Jan. :beer:

17-12-2002, 18:36:51
So you're giving me deadlines now huh? :lol: :lol: :lol:

17-12-2002, 18:57:36
Yeah, welcome to the real world bitch. :lol:

20-12-2002, 10:55:14
"choke me with your cock
cause that's about all you talk
choke me with your cock
choke me with your cock"

(syntax parralel to the "do you want make fuck berserker" of the "Clerks")