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protein
14-11-2002, 13:04:14
well?

Funkodrom
14-11-2002, 13:33:26
That second loudest thing gets people looking confused but they do ask about it.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-11-2002, 14:16:51
I'm confused. Please recount the legend. Who are/were Reading's loudest band. Was there even such a band, were they the Unholy? Are they perhaps Matt Tanner's band?

*End Is Forever*
14-11-2002, 14:25:29
Cooper Temple Clause? :lol:

protein
14-11-2002, 14:34:45
If Blind Eye Policy were from Reading we'd be relegated to third!

Funkodrom
14-11-2002, 15:33:22
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
I'm confused. Please recount the legend. Who are/were Reading's loudest band. Was there even such a band, were they the Unholy? Are they perhaps Matt Tanner's band?

We were at a practice when that band who's drummer who'd broken his arm turned up 'cause it was double booked. They didn't want to play but they said they were Reading's loudest band. We have no idea who they were.

Nills Lagerbaak
14-11-2002, 15:55:09
Ah I remember. Wasn't it that band who had a drummer who had lost his arm. Weren't they call something Leopard? They were from Reading right?

Funkodrom
14-11-2002, 16:13:13
He had lost it but he found it again.

protein
14-11-2002, 16:22:28
Led Leopard?
Jeff Zeppelin?

Provost Harrison
14-11-2002, 17:25:26
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Ah I remember. Wasn't it that band who had a drummer who had lost his arm. Weren't they call something Leopard? They were from Reading right?

Close, and they were from Sheffield...we all have our cross to bear :lol:

Nills Lagerbaak
15-11-2002, 10:20:57
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Close, and they were from Sheffield...we all have our cross to bear :lol:

Hey Def Leopard used to be really good before they got some geezer to start writing their songs for them ala S,A&W

To be honest it all started to go wrong when their drummer lost his arm, I mean really a one armed drummer, that's about as much use as a chocolate teapot

protein
15-11-2002, 10:39:25
Or a guitarist with no amp.

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 10:48:53
:lol:

Nills Lagerbaak
15-11-2002, 11:57:52
Originally posted by protein
Or a guitarist with no amp.

Or a drummer with no rhythm


Meow

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 12:18:07
Problem is, protein's a really good drummer but you actually don't have an amp. :D

protein
15-11-2002, 12:35:59
We have Synchros!

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 12:37:56
Can we smash that up on stage and set fire to it? I'll give Nills the 40 that (I can't believe) he paid for it myself!

protein
15-11-2002, 12:41:11
We should have it at the front of the stage and put loads of fake mics on it. Everyone will wonder what it is and why we praise it so much.

protein
15-11-2002, 12:42:25
The sonic's unique sound is due to their heavy use of the rare Synchron 20 20 amplification method...

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 12:43:22
And then can we smash it up and burn it?

protein
15-11-2002, 12:44:59
Burn the fucker and it will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

protein
15-11-2002, 12:44:59
oops

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 12:49:21
Oh... how sweet would it be to see that beige 'leather' facade melt like cheese on bunsen burner?

protein
15-11-2002, 13:18:49
And how we will laugh when it melts away to reveal a school project bastardised ghetto blaster.

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 13:24:31
:lol:

With built in moisture tester?

Nills Lagerbaak
15-11-2002, 14:24:52
May synchros destroy you. My Amplifier is impervious to flame in fact it will deafen you with it's awesome pure E note

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 14:41:29
Bzzzzzz-eerrrrrrrrrrrrrr-wooooooooooooooo-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz-k-k-k-k-k-ch-rrrrrrrrrrr-oooooooo

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 14:42:10
So can we burn it? We could have the E 'tuning' tone playing as it's on fire to get all kinds of exciting noises. Like Jimi's burning guitar.

Nills Lagerbaak
15-11-2002, 14:56:29
I do think we should mike it up to buggery. If we place it atop an ionic column, lit from above, the image would be complete.

If you give me 45 pounds I would be glad to burn it.

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 15:01:28
YEAH!!!!

protein
15-11-2002, 15:31:11
It could be our album cover.

protein
15-11-2002, 15:34:21
A burning amp in a graveyard...:hmm:

Debaser
15-11-2002, 16:06:12
The amp (burning) tied around the neck of a goat as it is thrown into a river to drown.

Classy.

protein
15-11-2002, 16:13:09
the goat could be tied to a long length of coiled rope with an oblivious guitarist tied to the end of it.

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 16:25:06
Oi! I heard that! ;)

Watching the goat throwing should be a choir of hairy builders dressed up as Nuns.

Nills Lagerbaak
15-11-2002, 16:34:03
The nuns singing temple of evil being conducted by a bleeding/burning/shitting goate lord

Nills Lagerbaak
15-11-2002, 16:34:20
The nuns singing temple of evil being conducted by a bleeding/burning/shitting goate lord

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 16:37:36
Who coincidentally is the one tied to the rope? God it's the best cover ever!

Debaser
15-11-2002, 16:42:21
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
The nuns singing temple of evil being conducted by a bleeding/burning/shitting goate lord

You forgot to mention about the large Mortis style prosthetic ears, nose, and forehead cock melting from the goat lords face.

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 16:45:38
They go without saying.

protein
15-11-2002, 17:36:51
*almost literally pissing myself laughing!

If we ever get signed we have to insist on this album cover.

Funkodrom
15-11-2002, 18:24:07
"You should have seen the cover they wanted to do!"