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Scabrous Birdseed
13-10-2002, 14:40:23
I've got an ego here that's insanely inflated. If I do not cut down on the Ego-boosting activities, does that mean I risk a wall-street style crash?

I don't want to waste an opportunity to be really happy with myself.

The Mad Monk
13-10-2002, 14:43:41
Depends. Throw it in some water and see if it floats.

14-10-2002, 07:50:15
A "wall-street style crash" is only likely if your ego has been supported by Alan Greenspan.

14-10-2002, 09:05:34
Depends. Are you a highly paid celebrity actor/muscian/football about to be lambasted in the media for your cruelty to children and small mammels? Even worse, are you going to have to suffer a paycut as a result of this?

If not, you can probably maintain your ego expansion indefinitely. It's the journalists that bring you down, man...

14-10-2002, 09:22:14
Scabrous Birdseed is a toilet seat! It can be used as a metal detector.

Knowing that, you still have an ego problem ?

In that case, leave the lid up and let it all out. You''ll feel much better for it.

14-10-2002, 09:26:03
A metal detector ? Shit of steel ?

14-10-2002, 09:31:52
In case you swallow a few coins by accident.

14-10-2002, 09:35:26
Greedy bastards.

14-10-2002, 09:39:11
Your ego is like a bubblegum bubble. If you inflate indefinately a crisis will develop. A Bubblegum Crisis, if you will. The bigger you inflate it, greater the chance that it will pop.

16-10-2002, 05:47:50
An ego crash? Egads! Get him a parachute, immediately!