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Lazarus and the Gimp
08-10-2002, 07:17:06
So at 11.00 last night I hop jauntily into bed. Feeling perky and fancy a spot of rumpo, if truth be known.

5 minutes later I start feeling dizzy.

At 11.10 I'm calling for Huie's Buick on the great white telephone.

At 11.15 I attempt to walk back to bed, and keel over like a big sack of spuds. Couldn't stay upright.

It's a viral infection of the inner ear.

TAZ
08-10-2002, 07:28:20
:lol:

Nice.

paiktis22
08-10-2002, 07:42:23
wait a minute i didnt understand a word

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
So at 11.00 last night I hop jauntily into bed. Feeling perky and fancy a spot of rumpo, if truth be known.

you felt lively (sic) and wanted some action?

5 minutes later I start feeling dizzy.

thats crystal clear.

At 11.10 I'm calling for Huie's Buick on the great white telephone.

you called for an ambulance?

At 11.15 I attempt to walk back to bed, and keel over like a big sack of spuds. Couldn't stay upright.

you lost your sence of balance

It's a viral infection of the inner ear.

which fucked your balance-system.




how did i do?

Drekkus
08-10-2002, 07:48:25
British people are sick.

Roland
08-10-2002, 07:50:34
I would agree with paiktis' translation. What language is that exactly, Laz ?

Drekkus
08-10-2002, 07:52:01
I haven't talked on the great white phone for a long time. Wish to keep it that way.

paiktis22
08-10-2002, 07:54:26
There is a red phone.

Drekkus
08-10-2002, 07:56:38
Really? Never saw a red toilet in my life, to be honest.

Sir Penguin
08-10-2002, 08:00:39
It's the batphone.

SP

paiktis22
08-10-2002, 08:00:56
that's because you never slaughtered someone in it. then it's red.

Funkodrom
08-10-2002, 08:29:20
paiktis is close, the line "At 11.10 I'm calling for Huie's Buick on the great white telephone." means he's being sick. The rest was right.

Venom
08-10-2002, 11:58:43
Damn, I was hoping for a heart attack.

SATAN
08-10-2002, 12:32:11
keep sitting on your fat ass and munching burgers and you'll have one in no time

Venom
08-10-2002, 12:35:28
I'm on a diet now.

SATAN
08-10-2002, 12:36:01
well i'm not surprised, you looked a real clown in that kilt

Venom
08-10-2002, 12:37:51
I did graduate from clown school.

Funkodrom
08-10-2002, 12:40:07
Barely.

Venom
08-10-2002, 12:42:14
That pie throwing exam was hard! It's much easier just to shoot people than to throw a pie at them.

Funkodrom
08-10-2002, 12:44:17
You need one of those pie guns from Bugsy Malone.

SATAN
08-10-2002, 12:45:55
You mean the film where Jodie Foster screamed as she got creamed over - or was that The Accused?

Funkodrom
08-10-2002, 12:59:18
Ahem.

SATAN
08-10-2002, 13:00:37
sorry :o

DaShi
08-10-2002, 13:05:41
That's the worst malady I've ever heard. You can't even hum it.

Lefty Scaevola
08-10-2002, 13:26:11
My son can play it on the coronet,... at least it sounds like everything he plays.

Chris
08-10-2002, 13:55:45
Does this mean that sex makes you sick Laz? :hmm:

Roland
08-10-2002, 13:57:08
I doubt it, he says there were 5 minutes inbetween...

DaShi
08-10-2002, 13:57:21
Laz's sex makes me sick.

Roland
08-10-2002, 13:59:55
Then don't fuck with him.

DaShi
08-10-2002, 14:01:17
I'm not in the mood, nerd boy.

Chris
08-10-2002, 14:02:50
Great comeback Potts.

DaShi
08-10-2002, 14:04:06
You want some?

Roland
08-10-2002, 14:04:17
Migraine ?

Venom
08-10-2002, 14:05:03
dashi is trying to be Bun Bun.

DaShi
08-10-2002, 14:08:30
Cute. By the way, nice teeth. Want me to straighten them out for you?

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-10-2002, 14:11:12
It's great. It's like getting on a kids roundabout and spinning round, and round, and round,and round,and round,and round,and round.

But without even getting out of bed!

Roland
08-10-2002, 14:12:09
Or inhaling.

Funkodrom
08-10-2002, 14:12:51
That sounds like when you go to bed really tired and drunk then realise you are going to have to get up and go and be sick.

Venom
08-10-2002, 14:22:22
The Spins. The absolute worst thing to do when severely drunk is to lay down.

The Mad Monk
08-10-2002, 14:23:42
...without the fun of actually being really tired and drunk...

No longer Trippin
08-10-2002, 18:32:40
That's when you put your feet on the floor, and leave the rest of your body in bed, the room doesn't spin, or if your really drunk, doesn't spin as much. I wonder if that invention from the Man Show would work. When your drunk and lie down, it spins in the opposite direction you see things spinning, thus cancelling out the "spins." That'd be great.

Funkodrom
09-10-2002, 08:53:17
That would be great but I bet it wouldn't work. Going and being sick a few times normally works for me.

Roland
09-10-2002, 09:00:57
If it's really bad: puke and take a walk

Venom
10-10-2002, 02:19:51
For me it's: puke, puke, puke. Go back to sleep.

Darlin
10-10-2002, 02:33:36
oh man i hate when that happens...... it feels like our head is rolling from one side to the other trying ot keep up wiht the spinning, but in actuality your just laying there..... i thinki'm gonna be sick just thinkin about it