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C.G.B. Spender
10-06-2016, 15:21:26
Imagine a (a) (b) comes to your (c) house locate in/on (d) and leaves a pile of shit in the living room,

I'd like you to rate the following combinations on a scale from 1 (I'd love that very much) to (10) (I'd die scraming in agony)

1. (a) mexican (b) illegal (c) all-american (d) Texas
2. (a) austrian (b) unemployed painter (c) jewish (d) Holland
3. (a) american (b) soldier (c) shiite - oh the irony! (d) Iraq
4. (a) jewish (b) refugee (c) catholic (d) Rome
5. (a) nigger (b) whore (c) brothel (d) da hood
6. (a) republican (b) candidate (c) clintonesque (d) Martha's Vineyeard
7. (a) german (b) counterglowie (c) fucking (d) your mind

Are there more terrible combinations?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-06-2016, 15:46:08
That looks like our new Zentralmatura in German. Just lacks the *in.

C.G.B. Spender
11-06-2016, 11:19:44
Also sprach Zentralmatura

The Mad Monk
11-06-2016, 11:51:49
2a, 4b, 5c, 6d?

The Mad Monk
05-07-2016, 18:27:49
I have two scales in my livingroom, the bathroom being too cramped for them.

05-07-2016, 22:14:14
I want NO shit in my living room. Which do I choose?

But Martha's Vineyard is very nice.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-07-2016, 07:03:38
You just throw out the scales.

07-07-2016, 10:11:45
English, metric or both?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-07-2016, 12:46:23
All, when they're full of shit.

C.G.B. Spender
07-07-2016, 18:00:12
Metric scale rocks!
One kg of shit is also one litre of shit and also 10 cmē of shit and also a parsec of shit and als0 33 1/3 C° of shit and also a MByte of shit.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-07-2016, 19:21:36
What's that in Fahrenheit?

The Mad Monk
08-07-2016, 06:32:20
A pint is a pound the world around!

C.G.B. Spender
08-07-2016, 06:41:03
What's that in Fahrenheit?a shit load

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-07-2016, 06:54:40
Ah, equals 0.0001 Merkel.

30-07-2016, 14:50:29
Speaking of Merkel how have the recent terrorist attacks in Germany by assylum seekers effected her popularity? That is pretty much the ultimate guest shitting in the living room event.

C.G.B. Spender
30-07-2016, 20:48:28
Good question. I didnīt know she was behind the terrorist attacks. OTOH it hit Bavaria, which is technically not a part of Germany. So, good job, Merkel!

C.G.B. Spender
30-07-2016, 20:50:10
I still wonder if it would be better to killed by a right winged german nazi. That would be shitting in your own living room. Nah, that's even worse

02-08-2016, 12:36:42
Is this better german humor or worst?