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C.G.B. Spender
29-05-2016, 19:44:23
I met an old friend last week, we played together in a band.
Had not met him since 2002 - he was very annoying back then, working as a TV producer or something guy, I don't know - amd I thought it would be interesting to get some updates.

It was in a way.

I told him about my two EP albums and the TOAX project (I spent about 500+ hours to create all that music of my mind). He said that's kinda cool, but he also composed some BRILLIANT songs - pure genius (took him only an hour)! A genuine genre mix between hip hop and trance and techno and rock. Unheard so far. He's going to get a BRILLIANT female singer and he is going to make a viral hit.

Ah, Ok. I was very curious. I should have been suspicous when he mentioned Garageband and his iPad, but OK.

The rest of the evening he was
* showing pictures of his girlfriends since 2009 on his iPhone (did I mention he is married?). I was wondering: who on earth has the whole girlfriend history on a NEW iPhone?!?! And shows them after 20 minutes to a guy he has met 2 times since 1990 (that greek guy, maybe)?
* telling me of his TV projects he did with the FAMOUS actor Never-heard-of and Professor Also-never-heard-of and so on ...
* telling stories of things he did 3 times of much and faster and glorious when I talked about something (did I mention he was 3 hours lat at our appointment?)

Anyway ...
So I came home late on my cheap crap scooter ("I'll buy one of those myself these days") and I had to listen to his music immediatly.

OK. I don't know how to put it.
Maybe: it sounds like a something a uninspired 12 years old noob would do with Garageband, arranging random loops. It is shit. Terrible annoying generic superfucked dickhead wank. I did not like it.

So, what did I learn?

1.) Don't expect annoying old friends contributing anything essential to your life. Instead, say something like "oh, I can't meet you. I'm dead!".
2.) There's music. And there's Garageband.

zmama
29-05-2016, 20:30:07
Sounds a wee bit insufferable. Is his last name Drumpf? :gasmaske:

jsorense
29-05-2016, 22:52:00
I have no friends.😢

C.G.B. Spender
30-05-2016, 04:54:49
At least you have us

jsorense
30-05-2016, 05:27:38
:heart:And you all have me.:heart:

mr_G
30-05-2016, 11:22:05
did you kick him in the dingding?

mr_G
30-05-2016, 16:04:56
so he was niet a friend.
you with your old friends

C.G.B. Spender
30-05-2016, 16:47:29
Over the years the "old" part has become much stronger,allthough the "friend" part faded

zmama
30-05-2016, 19:38:41
I'll be your friend, I'm old!

jsorense
30-05-2016, 23:54:53
:mr_b:I'm older.:mr_b:

Oerdin
01-06-2016, 03:16:34
That doesn't sound very fun. No wonder you didn't keep in contact with him.

C.G.B. Spender
01-06-2016, 20:04:22
Same reason why I seldom post here

jsorense
01-06-2016, 23:38:44
:confused::hmm::(

zmama
01-06-2016, 23:44:53
We ain't that fun anymore :cry:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-06-2016, 10:09:36
If you've got a pic of your old friend you might get the chinese papermakers to make a variation of their bestseller.

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/dump-with-trump-toilet-paper-is-outselling-hillary-clinton-toilet-paper-by-6-to-1/

mr_G
02-06-2016, 11:39:27
Same reason why I seldom post here

:lol:

MoSe
03-06-2016, 08:30:06
dear old pal mr_G,
would you like to meet me again sometime?
or do you still have me on ignore :(

I promise I'll don my red trousers :bounce:
and I have no pics nor music on my smurfone

paiktis
09-06-2016, 10:56:13
* showing pictures of his girlfriends since 2009 on his iPhone (did I mention he is married?). I was wondering: who on earth has the whole girlfriend history on a NEW iPhone?!?! And shows them after 20 minutes to a guy he has met 2 times since 1990 (that greek guy, maybe)?


Can't be me. I'm with the same girl for 6 years and counting.
Old friends are shit and that's why they are old friends.

I was friends with both a freakish womanizer and a hardcore catholic.

I found the first too "out there" and the second found me too "free"

Which means I've settled somewhere in the middle.

C.G.B. Spender
09-06-2016, 16:56:02
in other words: you're getting old :mr_b:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-06-2016, 06:55:57
And moderate. :p

The Mad Monk
20-06-2016, 02:44:27
Is zmama on vacation or something?

jsorense
20-06-2016, 12:03:22
She got banned?

Oerdin
20-06-2016, 16:39:48
Where ever she is hopefully she is having a hot dog day.

C.G.B. Spender
22-06-2016, 15:48:12
She wrote me a PM. She won the lottery and you can go to hell, all of you. That is: stay here.

mr_G
22-06-2016, 15:51:09
finally she is gone.

jsorense
22-06-2016, 19:50:15
Now the place is comfortably stag.

C.G.B. Spender
22-06-2016, 21:36:01
I'm still here

jsorense
23-06-2016, 12:58:14
How sad is that?

mr_G
23-06-2016, 15:16:37
isn't it your birthday today Spendertje?

C.G.B. Spender
24-06-2016, 19:37:40
Did you check the CG calendar? My birthday is marked with a black number

The Mad Monk
25-06-2016, 22:50:31
:bounce: SHE'S BACK!!! :bounce:

zmama
25-06-2016, 23:36:40
Computer finally came back from the shop.

jsorense
26-06-2016, 04:05:35
You mean you aren't banned?

zmama
26-06-2016, 12:34:08
Not yet!

jsorense
26-06-2016, 16:47:31
Just wait .