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jsorense
24-11-2015, 21:58:02
No, I'm not part of the super-rich. Due to DNA analysis it has been determined that 1.1% of my genetic makeup is from Neanderthal ancestors. :cool:
Come to think about it, that explains a lot.

zmama
24-11-2015, 23:24:13
A bit of a knuckle dragger are we? ;)

jsorense
25-11-2015, 04:58:57
With a very thick skull. :coolgrin:

Oerdin
25-11-2015, 22:40:34
There is a cave man joke in there some where.

The Mad Monk
26-11-2015, 00:48:31
Several, in fact

jsorense
26-11-2015, 06:36:23
I'll set them up but I won't knock them down.

Funko
26-11-2015, 11:02:29
Well I guess you were hanging around with them before they went extinct so no surprise really j

zmama
26-11-2015, 14:20:26
Captain CAVEMAN!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d5/04/ea/d504eafd200a7cd95d75c247aad1af7e.jpg

C.G.B. Spender
26-11-2015, 15:24:20
Your posts, on the other hand, say you are 200% neandertal (200% cave man and 100% german - that's primitive²)

The Mad Monk
26-11-2015, 17:05:43
Captain CAVEMAN!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d5/04/ea/d504eafd200a7cd95d75c247aad1af7e.jpg

That's racist against cavepeople! My lawyer would like a word with you...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cnKu0zcp4uU/UOuVXzMv--I/AAAAAAAAJ_Q/2xRUhs6nXYY/s1600/unfrozen_cave_man_lawyerc-iron_on.jpg

jsorense
26-11-2015, 17:06:52
I almost froze once.

C.G.B. Spender
28-11-2015, 21:20:41
Did you read "101 ways to kill a thread?"

jsorense
28-11-2015, 21:40:39
It's my thread, I'll kill it if I want. :p

MDA
29-11-2015, 04:15:03
You would kill too if it happened to you.

The Mad Monk
29-11-2015, 04:58:15
Doo doo-doo doo!

Oerdin
29-11-2015, 06:19:51
They say a lot of features and adaptations for living in the far north came to Europeans from Neanderthals. Supposedly light skin (useful for synthesising vitamin E In low light conditions) is one of them. I do wonder how Denisovians fit into the mix.

C.G.B. Spender
29-11-2015, 11:13:27
Real question is why jsorense was subject of a DNA analysis. Well?

zmama
29-11-2015, 15:55:06
Do you fear evil in our midst?

MDA
29-11-2015, 17:39:13
I fear it in my midriff.

zmama
29-11-2015, 18:27:55
Still working on that turkey MDA?

jsorense
29-11-2015, 18:55:57
They say a lot of features and adaptations for living in the far north came to Europeans from Neanderthals. Supposedly light skin (useful for synthesising vitamin E In low light conditions) is one of them. I do wonder how Denisovians fit into the mix.

I am mildely disappointed no Denisovian is present. :(

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-11-2015, 19:11:55
You were subject to a turkish DNA analysis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartman_Gets_an_Anal_Probe

C.G.B. Spender
29-11-2015, 21:38:19
I am mildely disappointed no Denisovian is present. :(
There's still the 98.9 % chimp to celebrate!

zmama
29-11-2015, 22:57:31
They say a lot of features and adaptations for living in the far north came to Europeans from Neanderthals. Supposedly light skin (useful for synthesising vitamin E In low light conditions) is one of them. I do wonder how Denisovians fit into the mix.

Vitamin D

jsorense
30-11-2015, 05:43:55
There's still the 98.9 % chimp to celebrate!

That explains the 58% Scandinavia. :coolgrin:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
30-11-2015, 21:09:29
But did you save 15% on your car insurance? So simple even a caveman could do it.

jsorense
01-12-2015, 05:26:29
No, but I did get deal on a cave bear.

zmama
01-12-2015, 15:07:54
What kind of bear did you get? The sleeping one or the pic-a-nic one?

jsorense
01-12-2015, 15:19:14
I let the sleeping bear lie. :p

zmama
01-12-2015, 23:01:46
Yabba Dabba Doo!

jsorense
02-12-2015, 00:05:52
Cult

zmama
02-12-2015, 15:24:27
family

The Mad Monk
02-12-2015, 15:47:25
The modern stone age family!

jsorense
02-12-2015, 16:14:05
Sly and the Family Stone?

Oerdin
02-12-2015, 19:08:27
I fear it in my midriff.

Had the squirts, eh?

zmama
02-12-2015, 21:40:33
Sly and the Family Stone?

thank you falettinme be mice elf :bouncmsk:

jsorense
03-12-2015, 15:31:03
:confused:

zmama
03-12-2015, 15:39:18
:cool:

jsorense
03-12-2015, 16:18:09
I think I have decoded it.;)

Oerdin
03-12-2015, 19:21:50
I am mildely disappointed no Denisovian is present. :(

My understanding is that Denosovians were relatives of neanderthals from east Asia. It is mostly east Asians and Austronesians who have Denosovian DNA, especially the negrito populations (native Australian , natives of New Guinea, and the various relic negrito populations around Asia).

C.G.B. Spender
04-12-2015, 12:20:11
And that's EXACTLY the understanding of an neanderthal

jsorense
04-12-2015, 14:43:39
Huh?

C.G.B. Spender
04-12-2015, 14:48:21
huh huh .. huh! huh huh .. hiuhu huh huh! lol!

zmama
04-12-2015, 15:50:45
Everybody dance!
Hrmmm did the cavemen dance?

C.G.B. Spender
04-12-2015, 15:53:48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYBNoFcvcWI

jsorense
04-12-2015, 16:07:03
Do the caveman shuffle!

The Mad Monk
05-12-2015, 05:27:19
Troglodytes!

JNS42Na2mpc

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-12-2015, 12:29:59
huh huh .. huh! huh huh .. hiuhu huh huh! lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv8FZMdqYJo

jsorense
06-12-2015, 00:25:26
Ach!

zmama
06-12-2015, 15:03:05
Chooo

jsorense
06-12-2015, 17:33:35
Allergic?

zmama
06-12-2015, 20:28:24
To cavemen BO , yup

jsorense
06-12-2015, 23:03:40
Wood smoke, rancid fat, ammonia, poo, what's not to like.

zmama
07-12-2015, 14:13:52
You could take a bath!

jsorense
07-12-2015, 14:29:48
What, and kill the fleas and lice?
After all, I am a member of the Clan of the Cave Vermine.

zmama
07-12-2015, 17:24:14
I'd even send you some "Good boy, Good dog" flea shampoo

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-12-2015, 17:26:48
Made of charred wood, rancid fat, ammonia and poo.

jsorense
07-12-2015, 19:15:58
Perfect!

The Mad Monk
07-12-2015, 22:36:55
"Smells so good, even the fleas can't stand it!"

jsorense
08-12-2015, 14:21:48
I hate fleas!

The Mad Monk
08-12-2015, 20:11:07
My dog has fleas!

http://americanhistory.si.edu/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/Playbook.jpg?itok=_4bWHbNv

MDA
08-12-2015, 20:54:08
Sailor Moon and Victoria Jackson adopted a baby?

zmama
08-12-2015, 23:02:42
And named it J

jsorense
09-12-2015, 01:51:19
Jesus?

zmama
09-12-2015, 14:17:23
Joe

jsorense
09-12-2015, 14:28:12
My first cuppa joe!

zmama
09-12-2015, 15:02:55
My second :cool:

jsorense
09-12-2015, 15:37:54
My morning pills. :/

zmama
09-12-2015, 16:41:45
Mine too

jsorense
09-12-2015, 19:19:41
Two or more.:rolleyes:

zmama
09-12-2015, 22:04:37
Two in the morning, six in the evening.

MDA
09-12-2015, 22:29:30
it's five thirty here

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-12-2015, 08:02:40
Six morning pills in the evening?

C.G.B. Spender
10-12-2015, 13:37:53
I already had my six morning pils

C.G.B. Spender
10-12-2015, 13:38:40
Oh, and where is it ... now ... ah, here

:beer:

jsorense
10-12-2015, 14:35:18
Breakfast of champions

zmama
10-12-2015, 14:35:56
Cheers :beer:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
10-12-2015, 15:59:15
Frühstück mit Champignons.

jsorense
10-12-2015, 18:58:46
Had a party @ work. Lotta food n coffee n cocoa.

zmama
11-12-2015, 15:28:09
Zpapa's office Christmas party tonight. Lots of mediocre food and drink. :beer:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
11-12-2015, 15:37:46
Who cares, as long as the pills are excellent.

jsorense
11-12-2015, 16:07:57
What would life be like without them?

C.G.B. Spender
11-12-2015, 16:39:44
What life?

zmama
11-12-2015, 17:51:40
Life is a carnival, I have heard. I'm the one throwing up after going on a ride.

MDA
11-12-2015, 22:51:31
Someone's bound to bring some moonshine with a cinnamon stick in it. Nothing mediocre about that.

jsorense
12-12-2015, 18:16:03
Sip it through a peppermint.

zmama
12-12-2015, 18:22:51
We managed. There was a drinkable Cabernet.

jsorense
13-12-2015, 05:36:17
No Pinot?

zmama
13-12-2015, 15:10:31
Was a bottle of pinot given as a gift from us ;)

jsorense
13-12-2015, 16:18:12
Dreamer!
Ever hear of the Santa Rita Hills?

zmama
13-12-2015, 16:55:57
Yup, but I can't say I'm very familiar.

jsorense
13-12-2015, 22:08:09
Try one if you can find a reasonably priced one.

MOBIUS
14-12-2015, 13:52:15
Your posts, on the other hand, say you are 200% neandertal (200% cave man and 100% german - that's primitive²)

I thought Neanderthals were German :gasmaske:

jsorense
14-12-2015, 14:28:46
Yes and no.

zmama
14-12-2015, 18:53:16
wahrlich

jsorense
15-12-2015, 05:55:24
Bless you!

zmama
15-12-2015, 14:04:23
God bless us everyone

jsorense
15-12-2015, 14:25:15
Tiny Tim, the little devil.

The Mad Monk
16-12-2015, 01:11:26
Pinot Noir?

jsorense
16-12-2015, 02:34:59
Yes, don't mind if I do. :beer:

zmama
16-12-2015, 13:31:10
Coffee for me please, buckets and buckets!

The Mad Monk
16-12-2015, 13:57:37
I could Kuerig you a cuppa, but it's liable to be cold before it gets there!

jsorense
16-12-2015, 14:26:43
Just made a pot of French press Arabian Mocha Javaand I'm keeping it for myself. :tizzy:

zmama
16-12-2015, 14:33:43
I have a big mug of Sumatra Mandheling :cool:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-12-2015, 14:48:58
Never heard of her, nor her mug.

jsorense
16-12-2015, 16:18:18
The mug is a premium from the local NPR station.