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jsorense
02-11-2015, 09:03:36
Here it is almost 1:00 am and I am wide awake. I woke up to strange noises. I thought someone was in the house. I went around and turned on all the lights and the noises stopped so I went back to bed. The sounds returned but this time I could tell that it was the pitter patter of little feet on the roof. Sure enough, there were two raccoons running around having fun. Cute fat little bastards. I think I annoyed them enough to leave but now I'm not the least bit sleepy.:tizzy:

zmama
02-11-2015, 14:15:13
Aww new pets for J. They enjoy bacon and eggs, as we found out on a camping trip. They broke into a latched cooler.

jsorense
02-11-2015, 15:46:17
Lucky that our garbage isn't good enough for them.;D

C.G.B. Spender
02-11-2015, 16:45:54
That was fucking Helloween!

jsorense
02-11-2015, 18:47:49
Technically it was November Herr Spender

zmama
03-11-2015, 00:19:15
http://b50ym1n8ryw31pmkr4671ui1c64.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wildlifepromise/files/2010/10/raccoon_closeup_ShannonGresham_500x382.jpg

jsorense
03-11-2015, 00:42:32
Those eyes! T H O S E E Y E S !

zmama
03-11-2015, 13:29:23
Raccoon is watching you.

jsorense
03-11-2015, 18:48:47
They're everywhere! Make them go away! :bash:

MDA
03-11-2015, 20:43:17
almost scary as an angry squirrel

zmama
03-11-2015, 21:57:10
She's mad I tell you, MAAAAAD!

jsorense
04-11-2015, 03:32:12
I could say something like "Watch your nuts it's a mad squirrel!" but I'm too mature.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-11-2015, 11:04:09
The title made me expect another Bob Ross thread.

I really did not anticipate so much exciting stuff.

jsorense
04-11-2015, 15:38:25
Wild and crazy, that's us.:clueless:

Oerdin
04-11-2015, 17:02:10
The baby raccoons would sit right by the exit of the dining commons when I was in college waiting for people to feed them. They were quite tame too and would let people pet them but be careful if your fingers smelled like food.

zmama
05-11-2015, 15:12:31
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q235/moltar0912/BobRoss-raccoon.jpg

jsorense
05-11-2015, 16:16:30
Aw, that's cute. Mama and baby raccoon.:heart:

zmama
05-11-2015, 20:25:20
With pretty little trees as a background!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
06-11-2015, 19:07:36
Wasn't that happy little trees?

jsorense
07-11-2015, 19:57:08
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK!

zmama
07-11-2015, 22:29:25
He sleeps all night and he works all day!

No longer Trippin
11-11-2015, 07:54:34
My neighbor had a family of raccoons in his attic. He works offshore and while he was gone for a couple months, a family of them got in his attic. They wound up tearing into several AC ducts, so the attic was nice and cool over the summer.

He had to gut his ceiling in several places from raccoon piss seaping into the sheet rock. You may want to shoot them next time. :shoot:

jsorense
11-11-2015, 21:39:06
Good idea. If I only had a gun. Can I use one of yours?

No longer Trippin
12-11-2015, 06:02:45
I hate to break the southern USA stereotype, but I only have one.

jsorense
13-11-2015, 04:19:06
I am amazed.

zmama
13-11-2015, 14:08:07
Trippin has always been special!

jsorense
13-11-2015, 14:35:29
Indeed!

No longer Trippin
14-11-2015, 09:20:12
Trippin has always been special!

That's why I got to ride the short bus to school.

The Mad Monk
29-11-2015, 05:00:43
Wild, Wild Life!

MDA
29-11-2015, 17:40:46
Whoa hoe hoe