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Funko
09-09-2015, 12:31:53
A large bearded German drove his panzer through Reading yesterday, he stopped at my house and we were interrogated for an hour or two but eventually he left.

Not before he addicted my children to Playmobil ensuring years of future orders for the German little people giants.

A lucky escape!

:nervous: :gasmaske_rolleyes:

mr_B
09-09-2015, 12:32:58
was his name Jolly Karsten?

Funko
09-09-2015, 12:35:44
jj that one.

zmama
09-09-2015, 14:37:57
Germans are the best invaders!

jsorense
09-09-2015, 14:47:25
Tell that to the Poles, Dutch and Belgians.

MDA
09-09-2015, 18:45:37
Germans are the best invaders!

It's the wurst.

C.G.B. Spender
09-09-2015, 20:46:25
I finally got rid of that plastic junk a was carryng through oxfordshire and berkshire. And i went to a place called Henley where some guy from Hamburg lived - a Georg Harrison - but he was dead once I arrived. Bad luck. So I went to a nice pub called "the Bugle" instead and met some friendly troglodytes.
The train was weird. It was cheap, clean and arrived as scheduled. So it was the opposite of Deutsche Bahn. Puzzling.

jsorense
10-09-2015, 02:08:06
Well, Vincent,
Give us the low-down on the whole Funko-Tizzy family.
Are the kids cute well behaved geniuses?
Has Funko stopped telling bad puns in English and German?
Is the Queen still in charge?
Does Tizzy speak like a Scot?
Where are the pictures? There have got to be CG pictures.
:beer:

P.S. Sorry about the "invaders" crack. :(

Funko
10-09-2015, 08:04:35
We didn't take any pictures.

"Are the kids cute well behaved geniuses?"

I am completely unbiased but they are cute geniuses, and sometimes well behaved.

mr_B
10-09-2015, 11:56:25
the kids are brilliantly brilliant
Funko is still Punko
The Queen still rules the waves
Tizzy speaks gibberish with loads of Ay's

zmama
10-09-2015, 12:50:41
No pictures :cry:

jsorense
10-09-2015, 14:09:07
Life ain't fair! TANJ!

paiktis
10-09-2015, 15:27:36
that was a funny thread :D

C.G.B. Spender
10-09-2015, 15:50:08
I don"t know if the kids were cute because I'm no expert in cute kids. Never had those. They seemed to ne grls, which is hard to tell in this country, and had proper hair.They die not break anytihing, were not patronizing me, did not demand any money and did not drink beer, so I"m not Sure if they were kids at all. They did not look like Mike. He looked ike shit btw, but he said he was "ill". He rather looked like the troglodytes I mentioned. Ann wasn't talking much, because I gave her no chance to interrupt my philosophical comments. She wasn"t wearing a kilt tho. And no dwarf either. I also brought my own wife but it never speaks. Haven't seen a queen here. Food is crap and expensive. Had only one proper coffee so far, but that was excellent. A "brother" of Mike summoned that drink, must be some british cult, maybe masons. The "brother" lives in the last normal building in Reading. Mike lives in a tiny box called a "house", but there were no sheep. I did not take pictures because I learned from past mistakes.

C.G.B. Spender
10-09-2015, 15:51:40
And I refuse to write further messages from this annying "smartphone".

zmama
10-09-2015, 16:08:32
:lol: epic tale!

MDA
10-09-2015, 19:49:26
the sheep were tied up the day you visited

well, they're always tied up, but busy that day

jsorense
10-09-2015, 22:38:57
:lol: epic tale!

Who's the tragic hero? :ninja:

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2015, 20:49:45
You, of course. Well, "hero", it's such s strong word.
Let's say "generic CG person" instead ...

C.G.B. Spender
11-09-2015, 21:03:13
Some points an geting more and more old conservative entity would mention:

* Wearing a ("funny") t-shirt doesn't really flatter a 120+ kilo guy at the breakfast table. Especially as the t-shirt obviously is the one you slept in
* and "barefoot" is also not an option, als on "Strumpfsocken" (and: sigh - flip-flops)
* yelling in SchwyzerdŁtsch is worse
* never wear headgear at the breakfast table

The only guy stunning me was italian. He looked like jumping from a fashion magazine at the breakfast table: cool with e a lot of understatement. Kudos!

The other people were ridiculous (except those fron middle east)

jsorense
11-09-2015, 21:20:05
Heroic last stand at CG. :shoot:

Oerdin
12-09-2015, 22:31:15
Who was the Italian?

jsorense
13-09-2015, 05:03:05
Who was the Italian?

Sounds like a punch line. ;)

C.G.B. Spender
13-09-2015, 06:24:16
It was Guiseppe Morone

jsorense
14-09-2015, 05:19:11
It was Guiseppe Morone

Which country did he invade, Ethiopia?

Fistandantilus
14-09-2015, 17:11:15
... were not patronizing me ...
Do kids usually patronize people?

zmama
14-09-2015, 19:11:22
Only if their parents are gay twats.

C.G.B. Spender
14-09-2015, 20:50:12
Nah, it's normal once they reach a cool age and you are getting kind of old.
Still I'm a 10000% cooler than those bastard kids. Yes, It's you, #(5). French buddy!

Tizzy
16-09-2015, 19:55:04
the kids are brilliantly brilliant
Funko is still Punko
The Queen still rules the waves
Tizzy speaks gibberish with loads of Ay's
I think you'll find I speak less gibberish than you, silly joke mrB

jsorense
16-09-2015, 22:56:33
Do I hear the sound of boots?