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mr_B
28-07-2015, 16:18:13
well well?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-07-2015, 17:37:32
on land or under water?

jsorense
28-07-2015, 17:39:44
0
A Turkish immigrant does it for him.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-07-2015, 18:46:08
Unlikely. Way too high tech, unless it's in a BMW.

jsorense
28-07-2015, 22:14:00
Good thing we got Mexicans here to take care of us.

C.G.B. Spender
29-07-2015, 05:53:55
I did that yesterday, it's not as hard as it seems. Even without a manual or proper instructions!

I'd say 0 if it's illegal or all of us if it's an order by the Führer

Immoral Wombat
29-07-2015, 11:08:58
well well?

If they are as small as you I'd say at least a dozen. :funko:

jsorense
30-07-2015, 02:26:38
If they are as small as you I'd say at least a dozen. :funko:

Are they on the radio?

Funko
30-07-2015, 07:46:25
1, they are very efficient and not very funny.

mr_B
30-07-2015, 10:39:05
inderdeed
Funko is the schmartje

Funko
30-07-2015, 11:21:31
I remembered, surprised huh?

mr_B
30-07-2015, 11:27:38
still sitting quitely in the corner
am flabbergasted

C.G.B. Spender
30-07-2015, 12:11:18
Easy answer. But who is the 1, that's the complicated part!

It's a mind-boggeling flabbergasted wicked question

jsorense
30-07-2015, 15:03:24
Now I'm confused. ^•^

mr_B
30-07-2015, 15:34:42
kaiser wilhelm

Funko
30-07-2015, 17:31:48
Easy answer. But who is the 1, that's the complicated part!

It's a mind-boggeling flabbergasted wicked question

The one who isn't driving the panzer.

jsorense
30-07-2015, 22:49:03
The one who isn't driving the panzer.

Then that must be Vincent, a lowly machine gunner. :shoot:

The Mad Monk
30-07-2015, 23:47:11
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

C.G.B. Spender
31-07-2015, 06:34:20
How many screws does it take to change a lightbulb?

Funko
31-07-2015, 10:04:00
That's the job of the prison maintenance department.

Noisy
31-07-2015, 16:42:01
Must be a bloody big light bulb.

jsorense
01-08-2015, 02:41:17
Why is that?

Noisy
13-08-2015, 12:25:19
Well, from the premise of the question there would have to be at least two people inside the light bulb if they're going to have a screw.

jsorense
16-08-2015, 04:08:26
Oh. How childish.