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jsorense
10-06-2015, 16:58:38
Who among you is (are) gifted at interpreting omens?
I had an experience this morning that begs for a reading.
Who will step up?

zmama
10-06-2015, 17:57:40
Not me, but I bet someone here can at least make a good story out of it!

jsorense
10-06-2015, 18:31:10
Not me, but I bet someone here can at least make a good story out of it!

Well, this what I saw and heard: I had just gotten up out of bed and heard weird scratching and coo cooing noises. It sounded like it was coming from the attic. I went to the hallway and looked up into the skylight and, lo and behold, there was the south end of a raven! The bird was perched there vocalizing while I was looking up its ass.
What does it all mean O' Wise One(s)?
j

zmama
10-06-2015, 19:45:43
Yeah a raven, that's omen-y...and a raven ass even more so!

zmama
10-06-2015, 19:48:17
Maybe the Welsh guy can help. They are all druids right?

jsorense
11-06-2015, 04:32:30
Where is Venom when you need him?

The Mad Monk
11-06-2015, 10:14:46
Nevermore!..

jsorense
11-06-2015, 16:37:59
That isn't very insightful is it M&M?

C.G.B. Spender
11-06-2015, 17:29:17
It means your ears are still ok and you can identify certain birds and their body parts.

jsorense
11-06-2015, 18:04:30
Thanks Vincent, now I know I can still see and hear. :clueless:

zmama
11-06-2015, 18:42:51
Not bad for an old guy.

The Mad Monk
11-06-2015, 21:55:45
That isn't very insightful is it M&M?

Sorry,

Nevermore!

Better?

Noisy
12-06-2015, 11:35:44
That's just Poo.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
12-06-2015, 13:54:22
You pissed your chance at reading your future in the raven's ass like any good Augur would have.

jsorense
12-06-2015, 15:44:02
Well now there are 4 ravens flying making their ravenish noises. Let the Augurs speak as well. :libations:

zmama
12-06-2015, 20:46:52
Check out the pattern of the birdshit. It could be very omen-ish.

jsorense
12-06-2015, 22:26:43
What is the name of a shit-reader, crapomancer?
Well I tried it but nothing jumped out at me, thank gods!

zmama
12-06-2015, 22:45:13
Copromanser I think!

Koshko
13-06-2015, 00:00:21
It means Baltimore is winning the next Super Bowl.

jsorense
13-06-2015, 15:00:48
So, the End of the World draws nigh. :nervous:

MOBIUS
02-07-2015, 12:52:03
Maybe the Welsh guy can help. They are all druids right?

Only if sheeps' entrails are involved - and naked dancing around a sacred grove of yew trees.

MDA
02-07-2015, 22:43:40
all the sheep's entrails in Wales are currently occupied

zmama
02-07-2015, 23:16:12
ewwww

jsorense
05-07-2015, 17:49:38
The ravens seem to have set up house keeping in one of our trees.

MOBIUS
05-07-2015, 18:36:09
ewwww

No, either 'ewe', 'yew', or both - as foretold in the entrails of a female sheep.:gasmaske_rolleyes:

Who says we Welsh can't multitask...

Dyl Ulenspiegel
05-07-2015, 19:23:01
Or plwgoynghwrllyngogogronwllyhngfgh in welsh.

MOBIUS
06-07-2015, 12:35:37
My mother's giblets are not rotund in shape...

Bloody foreigners! :rolleyes:

zmama
06-07-2015, 14:27:14
Dyl made a good try :lol:

C.G.B. Spender
06-07-2015, 14:55:32
I thought it means "shit I need a new keyboard"

MDA
06-07-2015, 22:41:23
"I shit on my keyboard and need a new one"

jsorense
06-07-2015, 23:43:55
Ya HA! The true meaning of the omens. :bounce:

Oerdin
07-07-2015, 05:35:46
The omens I see is that Greece will finally crash out of the Euro.