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MDA
05-06-2015, 19:19:03
clickbaited, you lose!

zmama
05-06-2015, 19:34:21
I had to click - just to get angry! :lol:

Funko
08-06-2015, 07:51:24
:lol:

Fact #1 - using the smoothie as an enema doesn't affect it's taste in any way.

zmama
08-06-2015, 19:23:07
Fact #2 ...it feels like velvet in your colon

Funko
09-06-2015, 07:47:50
fact #3 Colon isn't very happy about this.

MOBIUS
09-06-2015, 11:58:53
Fact #4 - he doesn't post here any more

Funko
09-06-2015, 16:14:35
Fact #5 - and it's because of this thread.

MOBIUS
09-06-2015, 16:38:42
Fact #6 - probably because he's backed up

MDA
09-06-2015, 20:06:43
Fact #7 - The US Dietary Supplement Health and Education Act of 1994 says you can sell any shit you like so long as it isn't harmful and you don't claim it cures anything on the label. Hiring other people to provide "testimonials" is fine, though, even celebrities. Orrin Hatch, your friends in the nutraceutical industry thank you... with wads of money.

C.G.B. Spender
11-06-2015, 17:25:53
Fact#11: you people ruined my "counting" threads one too many time

MDA
11-06-2015, 19:20:42
Fact#13 Vinny can't count his own birthdays correctly.

jsorense
11-06-2015, 21:22:41
Fact#13 Vinny can't count his own birthdays correctly.

The Man speaks the truth! :beer:

The Mad Monk
11-06-2015, 21:52:09
Fact #666 MDA is The Man. :nervous:

Funko
12-06-2015, 10:34:03
Fact #2 I built a supercomputer to try and count jsorense' birthdays, but it's still working on it.

zmama
12-06-2015, 12:29:50
Fact # 17 - They even come in a variety just for the ladies!

http://www.fortheloveoffoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Kale+Smoothie+for+Ladies.jpg

mr_G
13-06-2015, 21:31:56
fact 1 ....... the larch

The Mad Monk
13-06-2015, 23:01:02
HAHAHAHAHAHACHINAAAAA!!!!!

Koshko
14-06-2015, 01:10:58
Fact whatever: Kale is not the more super of superfoods.

The Mad Monk
14-06-2015, 01:22:28
Fact 0: neither is Texas.