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No longer Trippin
24-04-2015, 09:28:39
and I really don't need much help with that.

Everyone has kids or is giving up their nice cars for things more practical.

Why are there ten guest here and only Funko and myself? Have some gotten too old and we're about to have a funeral? I know I never know most people at all the funerals I've been to.

I just learned today there is a guy at my work who has :funko:. Maybe I should ask if he has any relatives in the UK.

Anyhow, long time no see everyone. I hope everyone has been well.

Funko
24-04-2015, 09:34:33
We are old! Not as old as jsorense though.

No longer Trippin
24-04-2015, 09:39:05
True, but I don't have kids - so I can at least pretend to be younger until I look in the mirror and notice that all my hair has migrated.

All my neighbors who have kids tell me that I must have kids. Then they complain about all the things they miss since they have had kids while mentioning to my wife and I that we are "free."

Are kids some odd form of imprisonment that gives you Stockholm Syndrome?

JM^3
24-04-2015, 09:44:06
see http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3693

JM

Funko
24-04-2015, 09:52:54
Wife? So you got married? OLD

Great comic JM JM!

No longer Trippin
24-04-2015, 09:56:40
see http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3693

JM

Isn't the happiness bit what you get married for? My two dogs handle the random sewer emissions and loud noises.

Maybe one day we will adopt, but I want one of those kids from Master Chef Junior that won. Anyone know where to go for one of those?

Funko
24-04-2015, 09:58:39
It's a different kind of happiness with kids.

No longer Trippin
24-04-2015, 10:04:22
Wife? So you got married? OLD

Great comic JM JM!

Yeah, going on six wonderful years now. What about you?

Funko
24-04-2015, 10:12:14
I got married to Tizzy five and a bit years ago, we've got 2 girls nearly 4 and 1. Never get any sleep, but it's good. :D

No longer Trippin
24-04-2015, 10:18:58
I've been away for so long I forgot about Tizzy, or is she now called Funko's wife? :nervous:

You can crate train dogs to not whine. I have no idea if that would work on kids or if it would just get you arrested.

MattHiggs
24-04-2015, 11:32:37
I've got four children now, my eldest is in high school in September. :mr_b:

zmama
24-04-2015, 13:39:46
I had kids when I started posting here, one of them is the reason. :mr_b:

Funko
24-04-2015, 13:44:03
Your kids are old! SUPER OLD!

zmama
24-04-2015, 13:45:17
Yup and I've been married for 38 years. :mr_b:

jsorense
24-04-2015, 16:46:20
Welcome back Trip!
Yup, 5 grandkids here. :bounce:

Koshko
24-04-2015, 19:22:57
I haven't changed in the slightest. :immortal:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
24-04-2015, 19:44:29
I know I never know most people at all the funerals I've been to.

The good news is that you'll probably know most of the people who attend yours.

The Mad Monk
24-04-2015, 19:55:20
I haven't changed in the slightest. :immortal:

Yep.

The Mad Monk
24-04-2015, 19:58:34
The good news is that you'll probably know most of the people who attend yours.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-FFN7Y4-nY

:cute:

Provost Harrison
25-04-2015, 13:32:29
Maybe you should start Trippin again ;) In getting older but no kids and my cars are not sensible. I'm still doing what I do :)

The Mad Monk
25-04-2015, 20:00:25
Passing out in doorways? ;)

No longer Trippin
26-04-2015, 08:21:29
Maybe you should start Trippin again ;) In getting older but no kids and my cars are not sensible. I'm still doing what I do :)

Well that makes one of us. :)

I have too much going right in my life right now to run from it. I rarely even drink anymore - only a beer or two a week. I've fought too hard, made some serious sacrifices, and gotten very lucky to land in the position I am in.

Provost Harrison
26-04-2015, 16:53:35
Passing out in doorways? ;)

There's too much piss in them nowadays, so I tend to avoid it :)

The Mad Monk
26-04-2015, 17:02:44
:lol:

zmama
26-04-2015, 17:29:32
Plenty o piss in them back in the day!

jsorense
26-04-2015, 19:07:30
Well that makes one of us. :)

I have too much going right in my life right now to run from it. I rarely even drink anymore - only a beer or two a week. I've fought too hard, made some serious sacrifices, and gotten very lucky to land in the position I am in.

Good on you Trip. I hope there is serenity in your mix of accomplishments.
j

MDA
26-04-2015, 20:19:31
He's head of Los Zetas, so... :p

jsorense
26-04-2015, 20:48:09
He's head of the Los Zetas, so... :p:eek::nervous:

MOBIUS
27-04-2015, 10:32:16
Mine son's just turned 16, so I got him this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sex-Lovers-A-Practical-Guide/dp/090650628X

Seems like a kind of updated 'Joy of Sex', which seems about right as all the men are bearded again these days... :D

Funko
28-04-2015, 07:53:34
Wait? You've got a son?!?! ;)

MOBIUS
28-04-2015, 15:46:36
:D

jsorense
28-04-2015, 17:58:40
Does he drive yet? :(

MDA
28-04-2015, 22:20:39
he's a baaaaad driver :funko:

Funko
29-04-2015, 08:26:36
Does he drive yet? :(

minimum driving age in the UK is 17... which is still too young based on the death rates. :(

jsorense
29-04-2015, 09:02:01
Yeah, 16 - 17 is too young to drive. I was a hazard to myself and others and that was before I started drinking.

C.G.B. Spender
29-04-2015, 16:05:04
I'm not old. My son posts here, tho. Now I can leave the hell hole and do important stuff.

zmama
29-04-2015, 16:41:55
:lol:

jsorense
29-04-2015, 17:25:18
Hamburg's chapter of Hell's Angels.:nervous:

C.G.B. Spender
29-04-2015, 18:02:48
Hell's Uncles

C.G.B. Spender
29-04-2015, 18:04:25
When I get me moped out on the road I'm gonna ride ride ride,
When I get me moped out on the road I'm gonna ride ride ride,
When I get me moped out on the road, aint nobody gonna tell mee where to go no
When I get me moped out on the road I'm gonna ride ride ride.

Koshko
29-04-2015, 18:57:07
I got into a car accident literally 1 week after getting my license.

zmama
29-04-2015, 19:08:17
Catchy tune, Spender :D

MattHiggs
30-04-2015, 08:11:37
I'm not old. My son posts here, tho. Now I can leave the hell hole and do important stuff.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8ceIvpFZuUg/hqdefault.jpg

zmama
30-04-2015, 12:11:38
:lol:

jsorense
30-04-2015, 15:29:01
All we need now is a "Vincent" bobble-head.

MDA
30-04-2015, 16:41:30
on a Vespa

Provost Harrison
30-04-2015, 21:39:23
Isn't it a Wespe in Germany? :)

No longer Trippin
01-05-2015, 00:46:23
He's head of Los Zetas, so... :p

I have done a good bit of work in Mexico lately, but not that much. :lol: My job invovled making things and making them safe, not killing people, so the head of Los Zetas I am not.

I forgot how to make multiple quotes short of typing them, and since I am on my phone, that isn't happening.

Jsorense, but 18 makes them old and wizened, or is it they can't leave if they can't drive?

Koshko, about a month or two for me, glad someone had me beat.

MoSe
05-05-2015, 15:15:01
I haven't changed in the slightest. :immortal:where's Wombat BTW

can an immortal become a zombie?
he'd be a Zombat then

Provost Harrison
05-05-2015, 18:04:08
Yeah, there are a few people who have disappeared without trace like that. Some would include me in that, but I have always popped back sporadically :)

jsorense
05-05-2015, 23:10:37
I think I spotted Sir Penguin at another site about a month ago.

Oerdin
06-05-2015, 06:06:33
It is official, we are old. :(

MoSe
06-05-2015, 06:07:41
but I have always popped back sporadically :)once you pop a cherry, you always pop :p

C.G.B. Spender
13-05-2015, 15:44:17
Isn't it a Wespe in Germany? :)
No, we call it Heinkel

jsorense
13-05-2015, 23:07:46
Didn't they build bombers in WWII?

No longer Trippin
15-05-2015, 04:56:57
Didn't they build bombers in WWII?

Takes.some balls to break out the ww2 jokws. Had a cliwnt from germany who was a right ass, so I started all my emails off with facts or maybe jokes.about his ancestors as he was a stiffndick. Once he pissed me off.j Henquit dealing with me, a o it worked. He was a pretty pissed of, but my bossbis polish, sonhe entrosucw d him to shitncreek ans took his paddle.

I hate entitled assholes. Best negotiating tactic is to ask if they think u they you are.gay, bwcausw they sure arw trying to fuck you in the ass. Instant discount Out of shock factor.

I am nice to most, just some people need to reminded tjat somwtimes pissing wolverines off ismt.good policy. Toodles.