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Venom
15-03-2015, 00:03:48
Go on. Ask me. I'll give you my opinion on anything you ask.

The Mad Monk
15-03-2015, 00:50:05
Is it okay for a white person to use the N-word if they're singing along to a rap song?

jsorense
15-03-2015, 01:19:38
Will Kentucky continue their undefeated season? :bounce:

Venom
15-03-2015, 02:59:13
Is it okay for a white person to use the N-word if they're singing along to a rap song?

Absolutely. I'm not a fan of banning any word for any reason in general, but you also have to be responsible for the repercussions of running your mouth.

In this case though, anyone who takes offense at repeating lyrics sung by a black dude is a race baiting pole smoker. Unless it's a white power song, then you're probably gonna get punched in the face. Unless you're surrounded by dudes named Adolph and Otto.

Venom
15-03-2015, 02:59:37
Will Kentucky continue their undefeated season? :bounce:

No. They'll lose in the Elite Eight.

mr_G
15-03-2015, 08:48:11
Is architecture really the most important thing in the world?

Venom
15-03-2015, 12:39:25
On some level yes, because the construction of any structure, including basic shelter, could be considered architecture. In my opinion though, the true value of what you would consider architecture is that is's a reflection of art and culture. Which means it's not really important, but it's nice to have. Like a master's degree or a pony.

jsorense
15-03-2015, 17:34:57
:lol: :beer:

mr_G
15-03-2015, 23:47:22
thank you master

MDA
16-03-2015, 03:56:22
I feel whole again. :lol:

jsorense
16-03-2015, 14:24:48
Is MDA as nuts as he seems or is it all another Internet hoax? :confused:

zmama
16-03-2015, 15:15:41
I receive strong feelings of cuckoo from MDA through the internets, but then I'm nuts.
What does Venom think?

Funko
16-03-2015, 15:24:11
WTF. I think MDA is the only sane one.

C.G.B. Spender
16-03-2015, 15:33:27
We are talking about that MDA guy who posts here?

Koshko
16-03-2015, 18:47:03
Who is the sanest one here?

Venom
17-03-2015, 01:35:19
Is MDA as nuts as he seems or is it all another Internet hoax? :confused:

The internet makes us all crazy. And we're crazy to be here.

Venom
17-03-2015, 01:37:30
We are talking about that MDA guy who posts here?

Yes. Because the muscular dystrophy association are not insane, nor post here. They are large diameter dickholes though. In my opinion.

Venom
17-03-2015, 01:37:52
Who is the sanest one here?

Me. Duh.

The Mad Monk
17-03-2015, 14:36:36
Does eat oats and goats eat oats, but do little lambs really eat ivy?

MDA
17-03-2015, 19:55:53
I was crazy in graduate school. I think I'm a lot better now.

That's what my nose keeps telling me, anyway.

Venom
17-03-2015, 23:08:35
Does eat oats and goats eat oats, but do little lambs really eat ivy?

If the lambs are in Wales they're probably getting a lot of sausage in them.

Noisy
17-03-2015, 23:55:30
On some level yes, because the construction of any structure, including basic shelter, could be considered architecture. In my opinion though, the true value of what you would consider architecture is that is's a reflection of art and culture. Which means it's not really important, but it's nice to have. Like a master's degree or a pony.

Mmmmm. Pony. Tasty.

MattHiggs
18-03-2015, 10:18:46
What's it like to have a small penis and what do you think of East London? (http://m.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31916850)

MDA
18-03-2015, 19:54:52
Bossman's friend can answer the first part?

Venom
18-03-2015, 22:44:13
What's it like to have a small penis and what do you think of East London? (http://m.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31916850)

Your wife is the world leading expert on that.

East London is definitely a place.

mr_G
19-03-2015, 00:09:31
what is your opinion about tea with milk?

jsorense
19-03-2015, 03:07:04
Who is the better president, Putin or Obama? Why?

MOBIUS
19-03-2015, 11:30:37
If the lambs are in Wales they're probably getting a lot of sausage in them.

Not just any sausage, but free range sausage as well!

Koshko
19-03-2015, 18:55:41
2 games in, and my bracket is already broken. Is it too soon to concede defeat for the tourney yet?

Venom
19-03-2015, 22:51:18
Who is the better president, Putin or Obama? Why?

Putin. At least he's honest about being an asshole.

Venom
19-03-2015, 22:51:39
what is your opinion about tea with milk?

Tea is for bitches and old ladies.

Venom
19-03-2015, 22:52:29
2 games in, and my bracket is already broken. Is it too soon to concede defeat for the tourney yet?

As is mine. Our only hope is that everyone is as busted. But, as long as you've got your final four teams, you still have a chance.

jsorense
20-03-2015, 02:17:35
When the revolution comes who will be put up against the wall first?

Koshko
20-03-2015, 02:22:51
As is mine. Our only hope is that everyone is as busted. But, as long as you've got your final four teams, you still have a chance.

Nope ...

This is the worst first day I may have had ever.

Venom
20-03-2015, 02:46:22
Standard punishment for losing a final four team on the first day is to wear a woman's blouse to your place of employment the next day.

Venom
20-03-2015, 02:47:49
When the revolution comes who will be put up against the wall first?

Probably the people who had nothing to do with it.

Koshko
20-03-2015, 04:18:46
Who are your Top 5 favorite porn stars/nude/glamour models? (this allows both hardcore and softcore options)

zmama
20-03-2015, 19:36:18
Why is there air?

The Mad Monk
20-03-2015, 20:11:36
You mean Nike Air, or Apple Macbook Air?

MDA
21-03-2015, 01:18:40
It's to blow up basketballs, even I know that one

...because I had it on vinyl. :nervous:

Venom
21-03-2015, 13:58:28
Who are your Top 5 favorite porn stars/nude/glamour models? (this allows both hardcore and softcore options)

An excellent question.

Sasha Grey
Jenna Jameson
Traci Lords
Elle McPhearson
Emily Ratajkowski

But man, that's tough to narrow it down to 5. There's so many good porn stars.

Venom
21-03-2015, 13:59:47
Why is there air?

Like here, or just in general?

I supposed the answer is generally the same. Physics and chemistry.

Why is there physics and chemistry? Because God made them.

zmama
21-03-2015, 15:29:23
It's to blow up basketballs, even I know that one

...because I had it on vinyl. :nervous:

My mom had it on vinyl too. I didn't know you were that old! She is 80 :D

jsorense
21-03-2015, 15:32:22
Because God made them. And She is wise.

mr_G
21-03-2015, 23:51:59
Who is the gayest twat on the internets?

Venom
22-03-2015, 03:09:07
The obvious answer would be the HARDMAN, but the HARDMAN is not real. He is a part of all of us, as we are all a part of him. We are all the gayest twats on the internet.

The Mad Monk
22-03-2015, 05:44:02
The Tao of HARDMAN.

zmama
22-03-2015, 13:25:45
Oh wise one, what should I have for breakfast, oatmeal or toast?

Venom
22-03-2015, 14:52:29
Toast. Cuz it's easier.

zmama
22-03-2015, 15:24:03
On it!

jsorense
22-03-2015, 21:59:07
Speaking of gay twats, where is Bossman?

Venom
23-03-2015, 01:31:33
Cleaning glory holes in the red light district I would assume.

mr_G
23-03-2015, 08:08:05
Some say there is something prettier than bouncing boobies, is that true?
and if so what is it?

zmama
23-03-2015, 19:10:34
What would Grandma think of this?
u8I6qt_Z0Cg

jsorense
23-03-2015, 19:28:06
:lol:

mr_G
23-03-2015, 22:25:42
is this thread called ask grandma?
pretty awesome as fake tho

Venom
23-03-2015, 23:35:49
Some say there is something prettier than bouncing boobies, is that true?
and if so what is it?

Not all tits are equal. I think the borderline is clearly delineated by answering 1 question:

Would you pay to see them naked? If so....beautiful.

Venom
23-03-2015, 23:36:26
What would Grandma think of this?
u8I6qt_Z0Cg

Grandma wouldn't understand what a printer was.

Venom
23-03-2015, 23:36:51
is this thread called ask grandma?
pretty awesome as fake tho

No.

jsorense
24-03-2015, 02:36:18
I spend time on the internet most days. How much is too much for children? How much is too little?

zmama
24-03-2015, 13:08:37
Do you like waking up to surprise snow?

The Mad Monk
24-03-2015, 16:17:17
I would think it would depend on the color.

Venom
24-03-2015, 22:32:12
I spend time on the internet most days. How much is too much for children? How much is too little?

The internet is the worst, and best, invention of all time. Simultaneously a single minute spent on the internet is too much, while 15 hours a day is too little.

Venom
24-03-2015, 22:32:37
Do you like waking up to surprise snow?

I don't particularly like waking up in general.

zmama
25-03-2015, 14:58:18
The internet is the worst, and best, invention of all time. Simultaneously a single minute spent on the internet is too much, while 15 hours a day is too little.

Oh dear, I'm in trouble then.

mr_B
25-03-2015, 16:20:23
wanking up is a totally diffrent story.

Oerdin
25-03-2015, 19:52:16
What is Venom's opinion on the contraversial between feminists and video games as well as the claimed socially debilitating effects women suffer because a game from the 1980's featured a princess to recue?

Venom
25-03-2015, 22:32:10
GamerGate is yet another example of people getting offended because they like getting offended. You want sweet games about women? Make one. Otherwise, shut up. You don't like things people say about you? Get over it. Not everyone is going to like you and your opinion.

Koshko
25-03-2015, 23:56:59
Still think Kentucky loses in the Elite 8?

jsorense
26-03-2015, 08:22:00
Not everyone is going to like you and your opinion.
Truer words were never spoken.

In a different vein, will the U.S. reverse decades of hostility by making up with Iran? :hmm:

Funko
26-03-2015, 13:23:59
GamerGate is yet another example of people getting offended because they like getting offended. You want sweet games about women? Make one. Otherwise, shut up. You don't like things people say about you? Get over it. Not everyone is going to like you and your opinion.

:confused:

If you have something to say about games, but aren't making one yourself you have to shut up.

But if you are being massively abused, threatened with murder/rape, having your personal details, address etc. shared on the internet as happened in gamergate then you should just shut up and get over it?

So essentially women should shut up and get over it and men can say what they want?

Shouldn't anyone be able to give whatever the hell opinion they like about games and if someone doesn't like that opinion they should just get over it and not be a massively threatening sexist asshat?

zmama
26-03-2015, 15:29:20
Thank you Funko.

Koshko
26-03-2015, 20:50:30
Truer words were never spoken.

In a different vein, will the U.S. reverse decades of hostility by making up with Iran? :hmm:

It looks like the Republicans are planning on setting up Iran as the next country to attack when they take over the presidency in '16.

MDA
26-03-2015, 21:37:59
I keep trying to work in a way to saying "A Dox on both your houses!" to Venom and Funko, but I find myself agreeing with Funko too much.

jsorense
26-03-2015, 21:46:16
Even Funko can be right some of the times.

Venom
26-03-2015, 22:27:40
:confused:

If you have something to say about games, but aren't making one yourself you have to shut up.

But if you are being massively abused, threatened with murder/rape, having your personal details, address etc. shared on the internet as happened in gamergate then you should just shut up and get over it?

So essentially women should shut up and get over it and men can say what they want?

Shouldn't anyone be able to give whatever the hell opinion they like about games and if someone doesn't like that opinion they should just get over it and not be a massively threatening sexist asshat?

Yes. And if people tell you to shut up, or don't like your opinion. Get over it.

A huge amount of the supposed attacks were fucking trolls anyway, and not sexist, evil video game playing males. That shit happens on the internet.

Venom
26-03-2015, 22:28:02
Still think Kentucky loses in the Elite 8?

Yes, I do. But they look awfully hard to beat.

Venom
26-03-2015, 22:28:46
Truer words were never spoken.

In a different vein, will the U.S. reverse decades of hostility by making up with Iran? :hmm:

Iran has no interest in making up with us, so it doesn't matter what we do. Some people will try to make friends with people who hate them, just because it makes them feel popular.

Venom
26-03-2015, 23:45:13
Yes. And if people tell you to shut up, or don't like your opinion. Get over it.

A huge amount of the supposed attacks were fucking trolls anyway, and not sexist, evil video game playing males. That shit happens on the internet.

Oh, and I also think you're missing the joke of my comment that I'm giving an opinion, and people won't like it and I should get over it. Or were you too excited to get offended and say I'm stupid?

Koshko
27-03-2015, 01:16:53
Yes. And if people tell you to shut up, or don't like your opinion. Get over it.

A huge amount of the supposed attacks were fucking trolls anyway, and not sexist, evil video game playing males. That shit happens on the internet.

I'm inclined to say that the typical 'internet troll' and a 'video game playing misogynist' is one and the same.

Koshko
27-03-2015, 01:18:50
Who has a better body, Taylor Swift or Kim Kardashian?

Funko
27-03-2015, 09:19:19
Oh, and I also think you're missing the joke of my comment that I'm giving an opinion, and people won't like it and I should get over it. Or were you too excited to get offended and say I'm stupid?

I look forward to any opportunity to call anyone here stupid, justified or not.

jsorense
27-03-2015, 18:57:19
I look forward to any opportunity to call anyone here stupid, justified or not.
You like shooting fish in barrels then too?

MDA
27-03-2015, 20:22:53
it's fun to watch their pathetic struggle to escape the barrel

The Mad Monk
27-03-2015, 20:39:15
Ever think that's what the aliens are saying about us?

:nervous:

jsorense
28-03-2015, 12:53:20
Dicen que nos estamos loco.

MDA
28-03-2015, 20:24:36
Ever think that's what the aliens are saying about us?

:nervous:

They said I showed promise and that they could take me away with them if I would wire them some cash to refuel their ship.

Koshko
28-03-2015, 20:40:20
They aren't saying anything about us. We are too insignificant to care about.

jsorense
29-03-2015, 04:05:49
"Harmless, mostly."

jsorense
29-03-2015, 04:44:08
No. They'll lose in the Elite Eight.
:coolgrin:

Oerdin
03-04-2015, 16:10:46
Why do space aliens seem to travel thousands of light years just to give Bubba an anal probe and make crop circles?

The Mad Monk
03-04-2015, 22:25:40
Teen angst.

jsorense
04-04-2015, 14:48:23
What has happened to that little rascal?

MDA
04-04-2015, 20:55:20
Alfalfa or Buckwheat?

The Mad Monk
04-04-2015, 21:58:19
Spanky -- you know, the short fat one.

Oerdin
05-04-2015, 01:05:25
He is probably dead by now.

jsorense
05-04-2015, 21:46:47
Who, Venom or Spanky? ;)

MDA
06-04-2015, 02:01:01
dead, or short and fat?

mr_G
06-04-2015, 14:55:20
Died: January 8, 1981 (age 56) in Los Angeles, California, USA

mr_G
06-04-2015, 14:55:41
I know things

The Mad Monk
06-04-2015, 16:07:23
Venom's been dead a long time!

Koshko
06-04-2015, 21:37:21
What's the quickest, most painless, and efficient way to kill yourself?

MDA
06-04-2015, 22:38:40
own goal, read this forum

jsorense
07-04-2015, 04:34:39
Venom's been dead a long time!
He's not dead, he's just resting. :sleep:

The Mad Monk
07-04-2015, 13:37:50
He's pining for the fjords!

jsorense
08-04-2015, 22:31:11
He just needs a home cooked meal of spam eggs spam and spam. :beer:

MDA
09-04-2015, 19:42:08
has it got any Venom in it?

The Mad Monk
09-04-2015, 22:34:07
Of course not, that would be the spam eggs spam spam venom and spam.

jsorense
11-04-2015, 01:02:49
:nervous:

Finn Willi (5)
11-04-2015, 01:19:48
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam :violin:

jsorense
11-04-2015, 01:53:42
:lol:

zmama
17-04-2015, 12:43:05
What does Venom think about climate change?

jsorense
20-04-2015, 00:49:05
Well? Answer the lady's question Venom. I C U

No longer Trippin
24-04-2015, 09:15:05
I feel like I have been posting too much. Should I stop posting?

Funko
24-04-2015, 09:18:02
:lol:

No. :D

MattHiggs
27-04-2015, 09:42:25
What does Venom think about Louis Van Gaal?

MOBIUS
27-04-2015, 10:24:33
I think he should be sacked as ManUre lost by a greater margin to Everton than under Moyes.

jsorense
07-05-2015, 18:47:26
Speaking of lost souls, where is our 'Mr. Know-It-All?

Provost Harrison
07-05-2015, 19:26:40
What does Venom think about Louis Van Gaal?

I like his silver balls that shoot electricity...

MoSe
08-05-2015, 06:16:28
Venom's been dead a long time!he mistook his signature at the bottom of his killing list as the last item in it

Oerdin
08-05-2015, 08:57:11
has it got any Venom in it?

What do you think they make the spam out of?

Oerdin
08-05-2015, 08:58:20
he mistook his signature at the bottom of his killing list as the last item in it

Opps.

jsorense
10-05-2015, 03:21:47
I saw him lurking around again today.
BTW, where is Lurker?

Oerdin
10-05-2015, 07:04:57
He heard Venom was around and ran for it.

No longer Trippin
15-05-2015, 05:19:02
Did venoM bite himself? He may need our help... ehh