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Venom
19-01-2015, 12:37:15
I have a job interview this Friday. Well, it's the 4th round of interviews.

Post a word or phrase you want me to work into the job interview and I'll do my best. Curse words/vulgar phrases don't count because not even I'm dumb enough to do that in an interview.

jsorense
19-01-2015, 14:51:04
"No, I am not happy to see you and, yes, I do have a gun in my pocket." :shoot:

P.S. Best of luck with the interview.
j

zmama
19-01-2015, 15:06:31
squirrel

jsorense
19-01-2015, 15:24:25
crack

Venom
19-01-2015, 15:28:55
Squirrel and crack. Got it. First one, that may take a bit of doing, but I think I can do it.

mr_B
19-01-2015, 16:54:24
dick out of pants day!!

MOBIUS
19-01-2015, 17:26:42
^ Jumbo ^

Koshko
19-01-2015, 20:41:02
sauerkraut

The Mad Monk
19-01-2015, 22:56:24
BOOMshakalaka

Venom
19-01-2015, 23:11:28
Ha ha! Boomshakalaka. I like that one. I"m gonna try real hard for that one.

MattHiggs
20-01-2015, 12:23:47
Beheading, annihilation, blue-sky thinking

Funko
20-01-2015, 17:34:25
Fourth round of interviews?! Can't they make their minds up?

Funko
20-01-2015, 17:34:49
I would wish you luck but you'll obviously fuck it up, so I won't waste my effort. :shoot:

Venom
20-01-2015, 19:00:34
First round was the hiring department phone interview, just making sure I wasn't a loon and at least semi-competent. I took my medicine so that was a pass.

second round was a phone interview with my prospective boss and the guy I'd be replacing. Took place during my holiday vacation. I thought I sucked, and assumed I wouldn't be getting called back.

Third round was an in person interview with my prospective boss, the guy I'd be replacing, and a third guy (who I actually know). It went well.

Fourth round is with the boss' boss, some kind of hiring manager, and another interview with the same two people I've spoken with before.

It's been a process. But supposedly it's down to me and another guy. As second place is my natural position, I'm assuming I'm out.

Venom
20-01-2015, 19:02:10
Also, I have literally fucked up everything in my life for the last 3 years, so yes, I'd bet on me fucking this up too.

Koshko
20-01-2015, 20:36:58
Last job I got only took 2 interviews.

mr_B
21-01-2015, 12:41:39
good for you

mr_B
21-01-2015, 17:05:03
It's been a process. But supposedly it's down to me and another guy. As second place is my natural position, I'm assuming I'm out.

nuke'm

Funko
22-01-2015, 09:03:36
My only advice is. If someone says "knock 'em dead", they don't mean it literally.

MOBIUS
22-01-2015, 09:50:43
Of course, if you did kill them, that would create job vacancies...:cute:

jsorense
23-01-2015, 02:37:48
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Be your best tomorrow. :beer:
j

MOBIUS
23-01-2015, 12:37:23
Beastmode!

Venom
23-01-2015, 16:53:31
Interview went well. Squirrel, crack, and jumbo we all achieved. I couldn't fit the rest in, but I'm supposed to meet back up with them for lunch. I'll try to get some more in.

zmama
23-01-2015, 17:00:56
Yay for squirrel!

Venom
23-01-2015, 22:14:04
I got the job.

zmama
23-01-2015, 23:05:07
:beer: :beer: :beer:

jsorense
23-01-2015, 23:07:36
Good on you!
Maybe at your new job you will be barred from CG.
A win for all of us here. :smoke:

Venom
23-01-2015, 23:09:15
It's a big raise. I'd ditch you fuckers for a tenth of what they're paying me.

jsorense
24-01-2015, 03:33:21
OK big shot, how about a loan.

Venom
24-01-2015, 04:04:00
You good with 40% interest rate? per week?

jsorense
24-01-2015, 04:54:58
That's a bit steep. I want my arms and legs intact, thank you.

MOBIUS
26-01-2015, 10:56:39
:beer:

mr_B
26-01-2015, 12:04:26
congrats man :beer:

Funko
26-01-2015, 20:29:37
Congratulations Venom. :beer:

Commiserations new company. :beer:

Venom
26-01-2015, 20:36:21
If you have any Teleflex stock, I advise you to sell now.

Funko
26-01-2015, 20:39:11
It's ok, I don't.

zmama
26-01-2015, 21:09:15
:panics:

Tizzy
26-01-2015, 21:40:37
:beer:
Yay for new jobs