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C.G.B. Spender
06-11-2014, 20:28:29
I remember I posted that a thread called "porn" usually gets more clicks than a thread called "Athlete's foot". Or maybe not, if you are a VERY, VERY sick person. Anyway ...
I still think it's correct.
Oh, and why are YOU here?

Finn Willi (5)
06-11-2014, 21:14:11
I wasn't here!

:drekkus:

Koshko
06-11-2014, 22:42:22
I want to have an in-depth conversation about our porn habits, but I am very very afraid of what you all may talk about.

MDA
06-11-2014, 23:33:56
two dogs, one duck (dead)

zmama
07-11-2014, 00:24:37
Food porn of course!

jsorense
07-11-2014, 01:14:23
Beef Strognoff tonight. :)
:confused: I hope that isn't an entry in the Urban Dictionary. :eek:

Koshko
07-11-2014, 01:40:26
Just a masturbation pun.

zmama
07-11-2014, 14:38:47
j is such a dirty old man!

Koshko
07-11-2014, 20:38:36
Food porn of course!

Sex with food? Or just fat women eating while have sex?

MDA
07-11-2014, 23:39:36
mmm

Venom
08-11-2014, 15:35:00
Porn is cheaper than a relationship.

Finn Willi (5)
08-11-2014, 21:28:21
and works 24/7

C.G.B. Spender
08-11-2014, 21:45:17
and you can bookmark it in case you are exhausted and continue any time (2 years later, for example)

Koshko
08-11-2014, 23:16:22
and works 24/7

Aren't you a bit too young to look at naughty pictures of scantily clad women? Shouldn't you be playing the Pokemon or scotching the hopscotch? :ninja:

Finn Willi (5)
09-11-2014, 00:55:48
I'm doing both at the same time. You should try it, too!

mr_B
10-11-2014, 01:17:11
porn porn porn porn porn porn

MOBIUS
10-11-2014, 14:28:49
Damn, what a disappointing thread :(

Koshko
10-11-2014, 23:03:49
I'm more than willing to post naked pictures of women here if you guys weren't such squares.

Finn Willi (5)
11-11-2014, 18:05:38
Do it! Do it! Do it!

:love:

C.G.B. Spender
12-11-2014, 15:02:25
Yuck. I've seen my share. Post pictures od sexy computer hardware instead!!!

zmama
12-11-2014, 20:01:19
Bondage and all
http://www.cryptomuseum.com/crypto/hagelin/hc530/img/300971/021/full.jpg

Finn Willi (5)
12-11-2014, 20:05:15
:beer:

Koshko
12-11-2014, 20:29:12
What's the rules about gratuitous nudity here anyway?

Finn Willi (5)
12-11-2014, 22:15:04
as much as we need

Finn Willi (5)
12-11-2014, 22:15:37
maybe a little more

zmama
12-11-2014, 23:39:08
We don't want to see pictures of your junk...ok maybe some of the twats do.

jsorense
13-11-2014, 01:02:09
Not this one. :eek:

Koshko
13-11-2014, 02:23:52
I don't even take pics of myself fully clothed. I certainly wouldn't ever take pics of myself naked.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
13-11-2014, 18:33:52
There's no escape key on that keyboard. That's like not having a safe word. Bad form.

Koshko
13-11-2014, 22:48:38
There is no escaping that.

Oerdin
14-11-2014, 13:43:10
I clicked for porn but instead all I got was a post by Vinnie. :(

C.G.B. Spender
14-11-2014, 14:11:40
Did you jerk off?

zmama
14-11-2014, 16:31:14
:lol: :lol: :lol:

MDA
15-11-2014, 07:05:54
where are those pics of SP? :lol:

Koshko
15-11-2014, 22:11:23
Let's make this the dirty-dirty porn-porn dirty-dirty porn thread this place needs.

jsorense
16-11-2014, 00:51:55
pig pens

Koshko
18-11-2014, 05:34:26
Speaking of porn, I've notice that there's a surprising amount of UK based porn stars/glamour models with the name Bex/Bexie (or some variant). I've never heard of a woman with that name here in the states. Is this a bastardization of Becky/Rebecca or just another of your wacky British only names?

Funko
18-11-2014, 09:15:04
Wacky British only names?!

YOU HAVE PEOPLE CALLED RANDY BUMGARDNER!!

RANDY BUMGARDNER!!!!

Funko
18-11-2014, 09:15:43
One of them is a politician!!!?!?!?!!!?!?!??!!?!?!??!

A friend of mine had to sit through a meeting with one without laughing.

Finn Willi (5)
18-11-2014, 12:27:12
:beer:

Funko
18-11-2014, 14:37:08
I learnt today that the US Navy has a ship with a laser beam on it.

The ship is called Ponce.

I shit you not.

Finn Willi (5)
18-11-2014, 22:41:40
a so-called "laser"

Nav
19-11-2014, 00:46:13
Porn threads the most clicked closely followed by birth announcements - I sense a connection...

Koshko
19-11-2014, 01:05:53
Wacky British only names?!

YOU HAVE PEOPLE CALLED RANDY BUMGARDNER!!

RANDY BUMGARDNER!!!!

2 words: Benedict Cumberbatch

Funko
19-11-2014, 11:50:15
What does that mean in American then that's so funny?

Randy Bumgardner === Horny Ass Gardner

Venom
19-11-2014, 14:25:59
Lori Fokker must crack you guys up as well.

Funko
19-11-2014, 15:40:38
I have never heard of that.

Harry Fokker would be better.

Koshko
19-11-2014, 20:32:55
What does that mean in American then that's so funny?


Nothing. It's just one of the single most British sounding names in history.

Koshko
19-11-2014, 20:34:25
I have never heard of that.

Harry Fokker would be better.

How about Bernie Focker?

zmama
20-11-2014, 00:00:33
I have never heard of that.

Harry Fokker would be better.

That's a Yeti! :bounce:

Koshko
21-11-2014, 21:39:08
Page 2 next and still no nude pictures ...

Oerdin
23-11-2014, 08:16:40
Did you jerk off?

I can't. Your picture keeps looking at me and it just breaks the whole mood.

C.G.B. Spender
24-11-2014, 22:00:29
Just keep staring at your own sexy avatar!

Koshko
04-12-2014, 04:34:26
So where do you Brits stand on the new porn bans over there?

:funko:

C.G.B. Spender
09-12-2014, 17:22:40
To the left

Koshko
10-12-2014, 20:10:25
So they are the sheep being screwed.

MOBIUS
11-12-2014, 13:12:02
Yeah, very sexist. Reckon the people who passed them are especially anti lesbian porn :(

Next we'll be invading Poland :(

C.G.B. Spender
18-12-2014, 20:18:25
What's wrong with being sexy?

Koshko
31-12-2014, 22:03:01
I hereby pledge in 2015 to reduce the number of days I look at naked pictures of women from pretty much every day to just most days.

Finn Willi (5)
01-01-2015, 10:31:51
What's wrong with it?

Koshko
01-01-2015, 19:21:39
Nothing.

Finn Willi (5)
01-01-2015, 20:33:52
You want to look more at real women instead? Nice!

Koshko
02-01-2015, 00:35:35
There are no women on the internet.

jsorense
02-01-2015, 14:05:38
There are no women on the internet.

There are only Ladys here. :beer:

MoSe
07-01-2015, 00:45:32
Oh, and why are YOU here?
I had read Pom

Koshko
08-01-2015, 05:15:24
So, it's time for the hard(hehe)-hitting question:

What do you prefer: Softcore or Hardcore?

Finn Willi (5)
08-01-2015, 11:47:37
I prefer porn.

MOBIUS
08-01-2015, 13:38:00
That's definitely the core of the question

Koshko
08-01-2015, 21:26:14
I am trying to create a place where you can talk about your sexual deviancies freely and frankly.

Finn Willi (5)
08-01-2015, 21:56:09
Oh, you're rebuilding your cellar?

Koshko
09-01-2015, 03:54:36
I was referring to this thread.

MOBIUS
09-01-2015, 12:13:34
I have a spare basement too :gasmaske:

C.G.B. Spender
09-01-2015, 15:16:20
Would you buy my son #1?

Koshko
09-01-2015, 23:03:29
Buy him urine? Why would I do that?

If you want, we could all pitch in and get him a hooker though.

Oerdin
10-01-2015, 05:00:34
Oh, you're rebuilding your cellar?

It was a basement though I do think the empty bottles of Night Train give it class.

Finn Willi (5)
10-01-2015, 15:05:20
Well, you can't have it all can you.

paiktis
11-01-2015, 18:24:43
I came here because I'm looking for a serious discussion

(:D)

Finn Willi (5)
11-01-2015, 19:52:44
But all you will find is a serious concussion.

Koshko
17-12-2015, 20:02:46
porn

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18-12-2015, 14:58:23
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jsorense
18-12-2015, 16:08:06
Zappa?

The Mad Monk
18-12-2015, 16:28:48
Yes, please.

jsorense
18-12-2015, 20:54:39
Will the torture never end?

Koshko
18-12-2015, 22:08:41
I still don't see nudity here.

MDA
18-12-2015, 22:29:32
Porn to be wild