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zmama
29-09-2014, 17:50:12
They have finally come up with a breakfast that just might satisfy the Great Venom when he visits the UK. A mere 8,000 calories!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/516603/English-breakfast-calorie-fry-up-Man-vs-Food-cafe

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/secondary/205836.jpg

Fistandantilus
29-09-2014, 17:56:02
mmm waffles

Venom
29-09-2014, 19:38:38
It's got french fries!

But on the down side it has beans.

Finn Willi (5)
29-09-2014, 21:33:55
Wy are there mushrooms? What a disgusting thing to do to a lovely breakfast!

MDA
29-09-2014, 22:55:34
fungus, it grows on you

zmama
30-09-2014, 21:50:18
I volunteer to eat the mushrooms. You can have the rest.

Koshko
01-10-2014, 02:25:02
I don't think I've eaten that much at all-you-can-eat breakfasts.

Funko
01-10-2014, 08:05:38
Mmm black pudding.

zmama
01-10-2014, 14:07:30
So if Venom isn't there we can order just one of those and share?

Funko
01-10-2014, 14:28:20
Or just order individual breakfasts with the components we want on it?

Fistandantilus
01-10-2014, 15:25:18
That' so posh

zmama
01-10-2014, 15:27:53
My way is more fun and could lead to bean wars! :D

MDA
01-10-2014, 20:34:51
Is the model left handed? Is the image reversed? Does she just use her utensils funny? Have I been using mine wrong all this time? Is there even a "right" way? Now that I'm thinking about it consciously, I'm not sure how I do it or what's right?

Doesn't anyone else wonder about these things?!

Never using utensils again, I knew there was a reason I avoided it.

mr_B
01-10-2014, 21:10:29
Elementary my dear Watson

Funko
02-10-2014, 07:34:45
She's holding them normally. knife in right hand, fork in left hand.

I think you American barbarians sometimes cut the food up then put the knife down and eat with the fork in the right hand turned upside down but we beat that kind of uncouth behaviour out of our children.

mr_B
02-10-2014, 09:10:26
with a sledge hammer

Funko
02-10-2014, 09:24:18
A sledgehammer which is being held correctly.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-10-2014, 09:32:22
She's holding them normally. knife in right hand, fork in left hand.

I think you American barbarians sometimes cut the food up then put the knife down and eat with the fork in the right hand turned upside down but we beat that kind of uncouth behaviour out of our children.

There are some funny stories about WW II resistance (esp in France/Benelux IIRC) helping escaped US POWs. The germans looked for people using knife and fork in an odd way, the "helpers" had to train the POWs in the "correct" use.

Funko
02-10-2014, 10:23:34
:D

"Good luck"

The Mad Monk
02-10-2014, 13:41:45
Do you hold the knife in your right hand so you can be ready to attack brigands?

Funko
02-10-2014, 13:42:43
Or uppity colonials.

Venom
02-10-2014, 14:16:05
I would blend in then. For that is how I eat.

I don't slow down long enough to put the fork down for any reason.

mr_B
02-10-2014, 15:19:28
who are you?

Venom
02-10-2014, 16:10:26
less than no one

MDA
02-10-2014, 20:01:27
not the droids you're looking for

The Mad Monk
02-10-2014, 20:49:18
What's your operating number?

Oerdin
09-10-2014, 05:15:24
Wow. That's even bigger than Arby's meat mountain.