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Fistandantilus
22-08-2014, 01:37:16
Visiting Lübeck last week and in need of food I enter this restaurant hoping my rusty german is good enough to get something to eat...

I was very wrong.

The language barrier is so high I start believing the waitress is about to strangle me out of frustration until...

Waitress: So, do you speak english?
Me: YES!!
Waitress: I don't.

She was dead serious and she actually didn't speak english so I suppose that was a joke right?

MoSe
22-08-2014, 06:22:53
serious joke

had you been in Hamburg for CG meeting (what was it... 10 years ago?), you'd have at least learned how to say "currywurst" ;)

Funko
22-08-2014, 10:02:06
Do you need to speak Danish in Lübeck?

Funko
22-08-2014, 10:16:38
Vinnie explained German humour to us once. If she was joking the conversation would have been:

Waitress: So, do you speak english?
Me: YES!!
Waitress: Let's watch this Frenchman walk in a minefield.
*BOOOM*
All: HARR HARR HARR

Finn Willi (5)
22-08-2014, 11:58:24
HA HA HA!!!

Oh, boy, that was a good one!

C.G.B. Spender
22-08-2014, 14:42:41
Fucking Ausländers with their rusty talks.

Finn Willi (5)
22-08-2014, 15:27:42
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der straße, and von vas ... assaulted! peanut! HARR HARR!!!

MOBIUS
26-08-2014, 10:11:58
Vinnie explained German humour to us once. If she was joking the conversation would have been:

Waitress: So, do you speak english?
Me: YES!!
Waitress: Let's watch this Frenchman walk in a minefield.
*BOOOM*
All: HARR HARR HARR

:lol: