View Full Version : Physics joke told at work...

29-07-2014, 23:36:08
Heisenberg and Schrödinger are out for a drive and get pulled over for speeding.

The cop asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The officer looks at him, confused, and says, "You were going 100 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer, now suspicious, looks over the car and asks the two men if they have anything in the trunk.

"A cat." Schrödinger replies.

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well, he is now!"

29-07-2014, 23:45:13
*groan* But I laughed too :lol:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
30-07-2014, 18:00:58
As did I

30-07-2014, 21:30:49
winter clothes was funnier