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Finn Willi (5)
07-05-2014, 09:28:20
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aBKben1_700b_v1.jpg

jsorense
07-05-2014, 10:23:06
I know why he looks so mad. He's been gelded. :hmm:

Funko
07-05-2014, 12:49:22
Boss Manly?

zmama
07-05-2014, 14:27:55
Hairy beast!

Finn Willi (5)
07-05-2014, 14:40:21
I know.

Venom
07-05-2014, 14:56:57
Rhinos are just fat unicorns.

mr_B
07-05-2014, 21:09:24
:lol:

Finn Willi (5)
08-05-2014, 09:30:46
Only less gay. More manly.

Funko
08-05-2014, 09:49:18
Fat ugly unicorns.

Funko
08-05-2014, 09:49:35
less gay != more manly o/c

MOBIUS
08-05-2014, 10:34:06
Therefore the manliest unicorns are rhinos?:drekkus:

Funko
08-05-2014, 12:17:51
What do you call a Rhino with three horns?

A tryno.

I just made that up just now. 8/10

Finn Willi (5)
08-05-2014, 15:57:31
3/10.

Sure, I mean, come on! What is the main feature of a man? Surely not being straight. It's being fat!

Therefore, one of the most manly animals must be the elephant. He's not only pretty big but also has quite a long trunk! Hoho.

Funko
08-05-2014, 16:02:37
What is 3/10 ?!

Finn Willi (5)
08-05-2014, 16:02:38
Additionally, unicorns (and rhinos, of course) are quite horny all the time. Ha. Ha.

Finn Willi (5)
08-05-2014, 16:03:22
Your prior "pun"?

C.G.B. Spender
08-05-2014, 20:02:02
What is the main feature of a man? Surely not being straight. It's being fat!
That boy is right.

mr_B
08-05-2014, 21:18:45
What do you call a Rhino with three horns?

A tryno.

I just made that up just now. 8/10

octano yoy fewl

Koshko
09-05-2014, 04:21:03
Rhinos are nature's tanks.

jsorense
09-05-2014, 04:43:39
You're welcome.

Funko
09-05-2014, 08:13:00
A really fast rhino with 8 horns is a high octano.

Mr. Bas
09-05-2014, 12:10:33
A hornless rhino is a nono.

Funko
12-05-2014, 08:24:20
An American 80s island cop rhino is a hawaiifiveino

zmama
12-05-2014, 11:04:59
*GROAN*

:vuvu:

Finn Willi (5)
12-05-2014, 15:29:35
I think this thread is being misused.

(Something very new at CG.)

Funko
12-05-2014, 15:33:36
A rhino who complains about threads being misused is a Whino.

zmama
12-05-2014, 15:51:36
:hic:

How'd you know?

Finn Willi (5)
12-05-2014, 17:23:08
You are not fair.
:cry:
I'm not manly enough to stand this! Just look at my poor little avatar! :cute:

zmama
12-05-2014, 19:35:04
Borrow a cup of manly from your father!

jsorense
12-05-2014, 23:51:52
Which bodily fluid are you referring. Never mind :vomit:

Funko
13-05-2014, 08:55:47
The Rhino that I own is Myno.

Funko
13-05-2014, 08:56:15
The hill that I named after the Rhino that I own is Mynotor

MDA
13-05-2014, 09:34:25
I'm actually starting to feel physical pain from reading this. :lol:

Is a rhino that likes to hurt people a domino?

Funko
13-05-2014, 09:55:11
jj :beer:

Funko
13-05-2014, 09:55:57
A really sad Rhino is a cryno.

Finn Willi (5)
13-05-2014, 10:00:45
The only one I liked was the "domino".

Funko
13-05-2014, 11:10:43
I guess you don't understand the sophistication of this humour.

Funko
13-05-2014, 11:11:13
A salt-water Rhino is a brino.

Funko
15-05-2014, 07:53:57
A co-joined twin Rhino that a farmer uses to pull his wheat cutting machine is a combino-harvester.

Finn Willi (5)
15-05-2014, 09:04:34
Oh, that one was okay.

Good lord, what did I trigger?

Mr. Bas
15-05-2014, 10:53:43
You triggered a rhino from hell: an inferno.

zmama
15-05-2014, 15:03:25
To have relations with an Irish singer: Bono

Funko
19-05-2014, 08:31:29
A Rhino with a rhodium deficiency is an Ino.

Funko
20-05-2014, 07:44:43
A Rhino used as a floor covering is a Lino

Mr. Bas
20-05-2014, 09:34:39
Two unlimited rhinos sing No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no, there's no limit!

zmama
20-05-2014, 14:58:07
Mr. Bas wins! :beer:

Finn Willi (5)
20-05-2014, 15:10:11
A young Italian rhino would be a bamrhino.

The Mad Monk
20-05-2014, 16:34:54
A rhino that likes Canadian Whiskey is a...Ryeno.

Lurker
20-05-2014, 17:58:20
Funko you made me laugh. :beer:

Funko
21-05-2014, 15:15:30
A dead Rhino is a Dino.

mr_B
21-05-2014, 15:15:46
Lurker you are so pathetic

Lurker
21-05-2014, 15:22:59
An underwater dutch architect rhino is a Brino.

zmama
21-05-2014, 16:41:35
A Rhino full of essential vitamins and minerals is a Neutrino!

Venom
21-05-2014, 19:15:43
I thought that was a rhino without a positive or negative charge? GET IT!!!!?????CHARGE!?!?!?!?!

Double joke. I win.

Lurker
21-05-2014, 19:50:23
Lurker you are so pathetic

Who are you, my wife?

zmama
21-05-2014, 19:55:58
Nah, your wife is taller.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
21-05-2014, 21:57:29
A rhino who thinks he's really smart and knowledgeable is a rhinoitall.

Funko
22-05-2014, 08:45:40
:lol:

Funko
27-05-2014, 11:37:56
The British Rhino caught taking photos on a Greek military base is a Spy? No.

MOBIUS
27-05-2014, 12:57:46
Puns as bad as these are enough to turn a man into a wino...

MOBIUS
27-05-2014, 12:58:56
Did Elmer Fudd ever try hunting them?

jsorense
27-05-2014, 13:03:12
The wino an I know the rhino is fino.

Funko
27-05-2014, 14:51:40
The Rhino matured by the solera method is Fino.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
27-05-2014, 19:24:02
A female rhino reproductive health specialist is a gyno.

Funko
28-05-2014, 08:07:47
A Swiss Rhino is a Neutrino.

Mr. Bas
28-05-2014, 09:43:35
A tiny Italian Rhino is a Rhinino.

Mr. Bas
28-05-2014, 09:44:48
A small Brazilian Rhino with tiny Italian Rhino parentage is a Rhinininho.

Funko
28-05-2014, 10:46:04
:D

zmama
28-05-2014, 17:11:14
A rhino with a bad head cold is a Draino

MDA
28-05-2014, 20:14:24
only if it's caused by a rhinovirus!

Funko
29-05-2014, 09:06:55
:beer:

MoSe
18-06-2014, 12:03:20
Your prior "pun"?
:hmm: "prior pun"? let's see...
a fat and horny monastic superior is a Priorhino?
:nervous:

that's the Abbot's favorite pun
(Who comes first? The Prior. But don't tell Costello)

Finn Willi (5)
18-06-2014, 15:36:49
I see.

A rhino eaten something bad is a Diarrhino.

zmama
18-06-2014, 17:16:51
:lol:
I adorino these :D

Finn Willi (5)
18-06-2014, 17:52:20
Moviemaker rhino - Taranrhino.

Finn Willi (5)
18-06-2014, 17:53:59
Spotting a far-away rhino with a rhinocular.