View Full Version : Terrible feeling

25-02-2014, 15:07:23
When you rip a nasty fart in your office, and then hear the footsteps of the person coming to talk to you.

25-02-2014, 15:15:47
You need to bring the dog to work. Blame it on her! :gasmaske:

25-02-2014, 15:17:43
I need to bring the dog to work because she's getting me kicked out of my apartment. This would just be a bonus.

25-02-2014, 15:27:58
I always blame the guy coming in or the turkish intern girl and call it a cultural thing

25-02-2014, 15:52:59
:beer: to a thread from the old days.

25-02-2014, 16:21:26
I blame Angela Merkel

25-02-2014, 16:21:39
Oh, should have switched to my Paiktis login. Durr.

25-02-2014, 18:40:17
I don't know if they could smell it, but I think they knew something was up because my eyes were watering. It smelled like sulfur, burning hair, and rotting skunk.

25-02-2014, 19:10:35
No more roadkill for you young man!

Finn Willi (5)
26-02-2014, 08:49:34

26-02-2014, 17:54:30
i fart and then i look them in the eyes

26-02-2014, 19:11:04
Bold....very bold. A true sociopath's maneuver. Well played, sir.

26-02-2014, 19:14:32
thank you

27-02-2014, 03:27:01
When you rip a nasty fart in your office, and then hear the footsteps of the person coming to talk to you.

The worst gas of my life I had on an airplane going from Georgia to Texas. We're talking rank stuff, it would have cleared a room but everyone was trapped on the plane with no where to go. Other passengers futilely tried to adjust those little air blowers they have on planes but it didn't help and just spread it faster. I must confess that I was laughing my ass off the whole time because I just couldn't help it. The little Isreali kid behind me, the little shit who kept kicking the back of my seat the whole time up to that point, made a bunch of gagging noises and started yelling loudly and then I could hear one row after another ask "what's that smell?! It's like something died!"

Well, I just found the whole damn situation hilarious and for the rest of the flight my fellow passengers sent me baleful looks. The lesson here is don't go on all night benders with your Army buddies before getting on long plane flights but letting it ripe is a great way to get back at annoying kids who keep kicking the back of your chair.

Finn Willi (5)
27-02-2014, 20:28:08
I'm surprised they aren't used to such things in flights from Georgia to Texas.

Finn Willi (5)
27-02-2014, 20:30:11
It just came to my mind.

I stink therefore I am.

27-02-2014, 22:48:33
Just now? It's been Venom's motto for years.

28-02-2014, 12:55:31
Actually, it's just "I stink". Too lazy to say the rest.

Finn Willi (5)
28-02-2014, 17:19:11
So - you aren't?!

28-02-2014, 17:44:17
Not in the slightest.

28-02-2014, 23:12:12
i fart and then i look them in the eyes

Do you lean into it and smile?

01-03-2014, 02:52:21
In their general direction.

01-03-2014, 16:22:12
mit elderberries

02-03-2014, 06:01:04
Und cut der cheese? :gasmaske_rolleyes: