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Venom
25-02-2014, 15:07:23
When you rip a nasty fart in your office, and then hear the footsteps of the person coming to talk to you.

zmama
25-02-2014, 15:15:47
You need to bring the dog to work. Blame it on her! :gasmaske:

Venom
25-02-2014, 15:17:43
I need to bring the dog to work because she's getting me kicked out of my apartment. This would just be a bonus.

mr_B
25-02-2014, 15:27:58
I always blame the guy coming in or the turkish intern girl and call it a cultural thing

Lurker
25-02-2014, 15:52:59
:beer: to a thread from the old days.

Funko
25-02-2014, 16:21:26
I blame Angela Merkel

Funko
25-02-2014, 16:21:39
Oh, should have switched to my Paiktis login. Durr.

Venom
25-02-2014, 18:40:17
I don't know if they could smell it, but I think they knew something was up because my eyes were watering. It smelled like sulfur, burning hair, and rotting skunk.

zmama
25-02-2014, 19:10:35
No more roadkill for you young man!

Finn Willi (5)
26-02-2014, 08:49:34
:hmm:

paiktis
26-02-2014, 17:54:30
i fart and then i look them in the eyes

Venom
26-02-2014, 19:11:04
Bold....very bold. A true sociopath's maneuver. Well played, sir.

paiktis
26-02-2014, 19:14:32
thank you

Oerdin
27-02-2014, 03:27:01
When you rip a nasty fart in your office, and then hear the footsteps of the person coming to talk to you.

The worst gas of my life I had on an airplane going from Georgia to Texas. We're talking rank stuff, it would have cleared a room but everyone was trapped on the plane with no where to go. Other passengers futilely tried to adjust those little air blowers they have on planes but it didn't help and just spread it faster. I must confess that I was laughing my ass off the whole time because I just couldn't help it. The little Isreali kid behind me, the little shit who kept kicking the back of my seat the whole time up to that point, made a bunch of gagging noises and started yelling loudly and then I could hear one row after another ask "what's that smell?! It's like something died!"

Well, I just found the whole damn situation hilarious and for the rest of the flight my fellow passengers sent me baleful looks. The lesson here is don't go on all night benders with your Army buddies before getting on long plane flights but letting it ripe is a great way to get back at annoying kids who keep kicking the back of your chair.

Finn Willi (5)
27-02-2014, 20:28:08
I'm surprised they aren't used to such things in flights from Georgia to Texas.

Finn Willi (5)
27-02-2014, 20:30:11
P.S.
It just came to my mind.

I stink therefore I am.

MDA
27-02-2014, 22:48:33
Just now? It's been Venom's motto for years.

Venom
28-02-2014, 12:55:31
Actually, it's just "I stink". Too lazy to say the rest.

Finn Willi (5)
28-02-2014, 17:19:11
So - you aren't?!

Venom
28-02-2014, 17:44:17
Not in the slightest.

Koshko
28-02-2014, 23:12:12
i fart and then i look them in the eyes

Do you lean into it and smile?

jsorense
01-03-2014, 02:52:21
In their general direction.

zmama
01-03-2014, 16:22:12
mit elderberries

jsorense
02-03-2014, 06:01:04
Und cut der cheese? :gasmaske_rolleyes: