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paiktis
18-02-2014, 16:02:44
Those motherfookers.
I was taking a stroll with the SO and came up in a church close to the acropolis.
The church was built in the 7 th century, so kind of Roman/Byzantium like (has to be byzantium the pope is a heretic imposter)
So I said, why is this church called the bombardier?
Get this.
Some centruries after the 7th century, the motherfucking mongols invaded.
Now christians used to still come to this church. Hundrends of them.
SOme fucking sultan some fat gay slimy sultan, waited untill all the christians had gathered and he sent his troops and massacred them all!!!!
Women, children what have you.

Now, some days after that, a lighting struck a turkish gun poweder storage next to the church. Killed instantly the turk and all his family and tens of fat baastard mongols :)

HOw cool was that?
Now this church is called "the bombardier"
Was it zeus? was it christ?

We sure should napalm all of turkish coast :beer:

paiktis
18-02-2014, 16:03:08
fucking turks

paiktis
18-02-2014, 16:04:36
of course now it's all love and roses :love:
lalala
(fucking turks)

paiktis
18-02-2014, 16:11:05
ok the greeks were no saints either.
Do you know where the phrase "the one-eyed leads the blind"?

An emperor of byzantium had opened accounts with bulgars.

After he defeated them, he sent them back to bulgaria but no untill he blinded ALL of them (thousand of soldiers) and left one soldier which he blinded only from the one eye to lead them all back to bulgaria.


The emperor was called (predictably): Basil the Second The Bulgar Slayer

paiktis
18-02-2014, 16:13:19
..........

paiktis
18-02-2014, 16:25:42
AND ALL THE HOLY PAINTINS in the church had their eyes removed!!
Why?
Because the fucking turks hated christians. They were afraid of them!
Fucking scrapped out the eyes of the saints man!!!!

I sure am angry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4E08zeCqjo

paiktis
18-02-2014, 16:31:46
not that they were any worse than the english with the marbles of parthenon.
fucking barbarians east and west!!!!
(present company exlcuded)

paiktis
18-02-2014, 16:41:34
that's why the two headed eagle looks east and west.
(ok one more little glass of wine and i stop)

The Mad Monk
18-02-2014, 16:53:11
Those motherfookers.
I was taking a stroll with the SO and came up in a church close to the acropolis.
The church was built in the 7 th century, so kind of Roman/Byzantium like (has to be byzantium the pope is a heretic imposter)
So I said, why is this church called the bombardier?
Get this.
Some centruries after the 7th century, the motherfucking mongols invaded.
Now christians used to still come to this church. Hundrends of them.
SOme fucking sultan some fat gay slimy sultan, waited untill all the christians had gathered and he sent his troops and massacred them all!!!!
Women, children what have you.

Now, some days after that, a lighting struck a turkish gun poweder storage next to the church. Killed instantly the turk and all his family and tens of fat baastard mongols :)

HOw cool was that?
Now this church is called "the bombardier"
Was it zeus? was it christ?

We sure should napalm all of turkish coast :beer:

fucking turks

of course now it's all love and roses :love:
lalala
(fucking turks)
ok the greeks were no saints either.
Do you know where the phrase "the one-eyed leads the blind"?

An emperor of byzantium had opened accounts with bulgars.

After he defeated them, he sent them back to bulgaria but no untill he blinded ALL of them (thousand of soldiers) and left one soldier which he blinded only from the one eye to lead them all back to bulgaria.


The emperor was called (predictably): Basil the Second The Bulgar Slayer
..........
AND ALL THE HOLY PAINTINS in the church had their eyes removed!!
Why?
Because the fucking turks hated christians. They were afraid of them!
Fucking scrapped out the eyes of the saints man!!!!

I sure am angry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4E08zeCqjo
not that they were any worse than the english with the marbles of parthenon.
fucking barbarians east and west!!!!
(present company exlcuded)
that's why the two headed eagle looks east and west.
(ok one more little glass of wine and i stop)

YES!!! SAVED!!!

The Mad Monk
18-02-2014, 16:54:17
(You really need to stop erasing these things. They are inspired! :))

paiktis
18-02-2014, 16:56:09
Mad Monk what are you doing? :D
Tomorrow I will have regretted this!
ok I resign :beer:

The Mad Monk
18-02-2014, 17:05:24
If you really feel bad about it tomorrow, I will remove the post eventually, but I really do think it's worth saving for several reasons. ;)

paiktis
18-02-2014, 17:06:51
in vino veritas but I will not be proud for having used derogativatory (sp?) terms :D

although right now I'm feeling pretty good :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1P3F_EyYQ

paiktis
18-02-2014, 17:12:27
BTW since we are on the subject (or not)
I visited poly and I read about pekka.
I can't friggin' believe it.
I hope it is a joke.
I tried to post but I'm banned for life it seems.
Anyone of you reading this and posting in pekka's thread if you could convey him my sadness but also hope that he will push through

The Mad Monk
18-02-2014, 18:08:47
I'll let them know you can't post.

C.G.B. Spender
21-02-2014, 19:51:12
Can we do it here too?

Oerdin
22-02-2014, 01:08:48
Is this thread about a Canadian aircraft maker?