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MOBIUS
28-01-2014, 13:09:13
Thousands of chickens escape after lorry overturns in China video (http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/jan/27/chickens-escape-lorry-overturns-china-video)

"Fly, you fools!":ninja:

zmama
28-01-2014, 13:20:51
Spicy wings anyone? :D

Oerdin
28-01-2014, 22:59:08
Because they didn't want to wok.

MDA
29-01-2014, 00:08:51
chinese chicken jerky pet treats anyone?

Koshko
29-01-2014, 00:54:22
I once saw a dead chicken in the middle of the road.

MOBIUS
29-01-2014, 09:34:44
Is that the chicken equivalent of purgatory?

MDA
30-01-2014, 11:51:10
That's when it gets to the other side and realizes it's in Wales.

zmama
30-01-2014, 13:11:28
...realizes it's in West Virginia (almost heaven)

MOBIUS
30-01-2014, 13:12:12
Then it thanks the lord it's not a sheep...:funko:

mr_B
30-01-2014, 16:49:28
to get to the other side

Funko
30-01-2014, 17:07:21
the dark side, it's quicker, easier

MOBIUS
31-01-2014, 09:41:59
Probably why a lot get run over, as there's no traffic lights on the dark side...

Finn Willi (5)
31-01-2014, 13:02:41
Nobody calls me chicken.

zmama
31-01-2014, 17:53:00
Awk awk awk AWK!