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Nav
05-12-2013, 14:40:45
1. Who made the server crash?
2. How long has it been down for?
3. Who didn't report that it was down?
4. Has everyone gone to poly now?
5. Please?

Nav
05-12-2013, 14:43:02
Technically, if you emailed me to report that it was down, doesn't really count as reporting that it was down because my email was down too.

Also PayPal just limited my account. Maybe due to a bounced email. Bastards.

Funko
05-12-2013, 14:55:36
I was going to text you eventually.

Venom
05-12-2013, 15:17:41
I know it was down every time I tried to come here. So, twice over the last 2 days.

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 15:17:48
1. Who made the server crash?
2. How long has it been down for?
Wha?
3. Who didn't report that it was down?
The other guy. Probably that wanker
4. Has everyone gone to poly now?
Wha
5. Please?
Now you are talking

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 15:19:31
What forum are we talking about exactly?

Funko
05-12-2013, 15:42:45
It must have been Finn Willi's fault, he's been here the longest percentage of his life.

BTW an entire datacentre of ours has just gone down. WOO.

zmama
05-12-2013, 16:17:05
I was in the middle of posting a very important :lol: and the forum went poof.
It's been down forever
I whined about it on facebook
I don't even look at Poly...I take pills now that keep me from being that crazy
Thank you :D

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 16:23:49
You should be a regular poster at Poly. That would be the worst part of your life and things will get better after that. It's a bit like getting divorced again (no, I'M NOT!!!)

Funko
05-12-2013, 16:32:30
I was in the middle of posting a very important :lol: and the forum went poof.
It's been down forever
I whined about it on facebook
I don't even look at Poly...I take pills now that keep me from being that crazy
Thank you :D

You broke it!

Nav
05-12-2013, 16:32:58
I want Finn Willi (5) reprimanded for crashing the site, my email, my life (scratch that I don't have a life).

Funko, a whole datacentre??! That sounds like someone with a pneumatic drill ;)

zmama
05-12-2013, 16:39:15
I think I'll bang my head on the wall for a few hours then stop. It will do the same as posting at Poly and feel much nicer.

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 16:40:36
I bet they are not using the proper 500 EUR cables (golden plugs!).

Finn Willi might go to the UK soon, sorry to have you killed, Nav. It's for the greater Good of the Reich.

zmama
05-12-2013, 17:00:03
Sooo did somebody not pay the bill? Is it time to raise some cash for CG again?

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 17:06:01
OK, Let's raise Johnny Cash!

Funko
05-12-2013, 17:06:55
I want Finn Willi (5) reprimanded for crashing the site, my email, my life (scratch that I don't have a life).

Funko, a whole datacentre??! That sounds like someone with a pneumatic drill ;)

We're already in the process of moving from there to virtual cloud, half the clients already moved... that might happen rather rapidly now!

Funko
05-12-2013, 17:07:34
I bet they are not using the proper 500 EUR cables (golden plugs!).

Finn Willi might go to the UK soon, sorry to have you killed, Nav. It's for the greater Good of the Reich.

For a CG Meet?

zmama
05-12-2013, 17:07:53
OK, Let's raise Johnny Cash!

I'm all for that, miss the old man in black.

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 17:16:05
We're already in the process of moving from there to virtual cloud, half the clients already moved... that might happen rather rapidly now!
Ah, so blah blah blah blah?

Funko
05-12-2013, 17:16:40
That post was only for the nerds, not the cool musicians like you.

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 17:16:53
I'm all for that, miss the old man in black.
Wasn't it the man in pink? Oh, wait! that's Finn Willi (5)!

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 17:18:10
That post was only for the nerds, not the cool musicians like you.
Hey, I'm a nerd, too! Umm, yeah, the cloud thingy! Mouse! Harddrive! Ahh. Threats or wharever, Java! Umm, ah ... Boot something.

Funko
05-12-2013, 17:19:03
It's like soundcloud 'n stuff.

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 17:19:38
Inter .. nets

Lurker
05-12-2013, 17:26:31
It was down?

zmama
05-12-2013, 17:31:54
Something Lurker doesn't know?! OMG the world is ending

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 17:40:12
He's a has-been anyway. And that's what he knows

Funko
05-12-2013, 17:41:02
Hey guys, Lurker knows is ironical.

Lurker
05-12-2013, 17:44:35
inderdeed.

zmama
05-12-2013, 17:50:15
So Lurkie how do you iron that crease into your trousers?

C.G.B. Spender
05-12-2013, 17:52:08
without burning your balls, of course

Lurker
05-12-2013, 20:11:38
My balls are always on fire.

jsorense
05-12-2013, 22:26:24
My balls are always on fire.:lol:They have medicine for that now. :violin:

Koshko
05-12-2013, 23:39:33
I was totally planning to post something a couple of days ago, but the site was down. Now I don't feel like posting anything.

C.G.B. Spender
06-12-2013, 09:31:46
We're saved!

Finn Willi (5)
06-12-2013, 16:04:41
Yes, it was me! I (hm, wait), IIIIIIIII TOOK THE INTERNET FROM BIG BEN TOWER, ONLY TO HARASS ALL OF YOU BLOODY WANKERS!!! *evil laughter*
:ninja:

zmama
06-12-2013, 16:16:19
:lol: and a hearty HARR HARR

Lurker
06-12-2013, 18:55:53
Neglected to mention that The Management is a gay twat.

Finn Willi (5)
06-12-2013, 19:50:43
No need to.

C.G.B. Spender
06-12-2013, 20:03:55
Feels good to read it tho

MOBIUS
09-12-2013, 10:38:21
Was CG down?

zmama
09-12-2013, 14:12:15
doobie do down down