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02-12-2013, 15:04:05
A man had to dial 999 after getting a toilet roll holder stuck in his bottom.

The un-named man, from Newport, South Wales, was given “suitable advice” by firemen to avoid getting into a similar situation again. :brwncard:


Finn Willi (5)
03-12-2013, 09:15:09
Oh my god. This definitely deserves a Brown Card. :brwncard:

And this is interesting too: South Wales Fire and Rescue Service has freed 864 people in three years – 26 were in sexy handcuffs.


03-12-2013, 09:21:46
123 were in normal handcuffs.

Finn Willi (5)
03-12-2013, 09:27:36
Aren't they sexy as well?

03-12-2013, 10:27:46
I can't remember.

03-12-2013, 13:59:03
It's not sexy when the metal is chafing into your wrists...


Finn Willi (5)
05-12-2013, 18:35:21

05-12-2013, 18:38:09
Maybe the firemen have some suitable advice for the chafing? Helpful those fire guys.

Finn Willi (5)
06-12-2013, 12:06:37
They're on fire.
And the man was as well.

C.G.B. Spender
06-12-2013, 13:34:19
How can one ever sleep again reading those threads?!?!

06-12-2013, 14:11:36
Counterglow, very helpful for staying awake and getting those pesky chores done!

Finn Willi (5)
06-12-2013, 16:09:17
What do you think I spent the past 12 years with?!

C.G.B. Spender
06-12-2013, 20:07:39
That's a good question.

Finn Willi (5)
07-12-2013, 12:00:17
And I'm not telling you.