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mr_B
25-07-2013, 14:58:13
what to do what to doooo di doooo?

zmama
25-07-2013, 15:15:02
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJca47Z6d3DD_ea1lcDmS4Z_40uwrgs H7ro-EVzExVueY78lxwHg

Funko
25-07-2013, 15:16:30
what to do what to doooo di doooo?

poop then wipey wipey

mr_B
25-07-2013, 15:42:29
Drekkus!!
uuh what??

WIPEY WIPEY!!

Funko
25-07-2013, 15:43:30
I am frequently awakened in the morning by a toddler shouting WAKEY WAKEY! in my face.

MDA
25-07-2013, 17:47:02
Who taught her that funny game?

Oerdin
26-07-2013, 01:35:01
For those who won't shit in anything but the best.

Funko
26-07-2013, 07:35:27
Who taught her that funny game?

I don't know. :(

mr_B
26-07-2013, 07:45:51
I will bring her a little trumpet or a bell

Funko
26-07-2013, 08:03:55
WAKEY WAKEY DADDY!

NO DADDY YOU WAKE NOW!

DADDY WE GO DOWNSTAIRS NOW YEAH?!

WAKEY WAKEY DADDY!

Daddy drank too much juice yesterday and needs a bit more sleep.

mr_B
26-07-2013, 09:28:22
:lol:
juice

Funko
26-07-2013, 10:40:21
Daddy's juice, not for Sophie.

MDA
26-07-2013, 10:51:50
penn and teller "wakey wakey" at about 0:45

ZPMFfkFkn00

Because yelling "golf ball" and punching hangover daddy in the stomach is even funnier!

Funko
26-07-2013, 10:58:51
Imagine if that ad had Teller's face 2cm from yours grinning at you whilst it happened and it's closer.

MOBIUS
26-07-2013, 11:02:00
what to do what to doooo di doooo?

Go for a cruise...

mr_B
26-07-2013, 11:57:34
Daddy's juice, not for Sophie.

Du'h

Funko
26-07-2013, 12:13:42
If I like it, it's mine.

mr_B
26-07-2013, 13:32:38
mine mine mine
can't wait to drink some juice with you

Funko
26-07-2013, 13:44:48
I will get some extra cheap juice in then.

Tizzy
26-07-2013, 13:48:37
He is small like Sophie, he can have her juice

Funko
26-07-2013, 13:59:38
:water:

mr_B
26-07-2013, 14:01:35
Hello Tizzy

Tizzy
26-07-2013, 14:04:15
Hi

Funko
26-07-2013, 14:04:26
Owja, we have some sad news.

Gnorman got hit by a ball flying over the fence for next door. So he was a bit broken.

Then he got hit again, and now he is seriously seriously broken.

zmama
26-07-2013, 14:11:56
Aww is he at gnome emergency hospital?

Funko
26-07-2013, 14:58:09
Yes.

Assuming that is sitting broken in the garden.

MDA
26-07-2013, 15:41:57
It's the kiln for you, Gnorman.

zmama
26-07-2013, 18:18:19
:cry: He will be missed, especially by the pigeons.

Koshko
28-07-2013, 22:18:27
For now on, every time you take a shit, post in this thread. We will use it to track our regularity.

Oerdin
29-07-2013, 03:42:26
Koshko is low brow. What do you want to bet he only has an 18 karat gold toilet while all the cool kids have 24 karat toilets. :p

Lurker
29-07-2013, 15:23:46
He is small like Sophie, he can have her juice
If you put it out now, it will ferment faster.

Koshko
30-07-2013, 00:41:56
Everyone here is OLD now. Regularity is important.

zmama
30-07-2013, 12:43:55
Oh dear, I didn't poop yesterday. Does this mean I'm gonna DIE?!?

Funko
30-07-2013, 13:04:00
Everyone's going to die.