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MDA
24-07-2013, 20:21:04
According news site Xinhua, South Korean custom officials have nabbed nine Taiwanese nationals for allegedly smuggling 134 pounds (60.75 kilograms) worth of gold, hiding it in the one place they knew they could really hide something in: their asses. (http://kotaku.com/three-million-dollars-in-gold-allegedly-smuggled-in-peo-893383927)

What's the new Sulu doing working for Korean customs?

zmama
24-07-2013, 20:44:32
6.75kg of gold in yer ass? Musta needed some stretching.

MDA
25-07-2013, 00:12:51
depends on passed history

Oerdin
25-07-2013, 11:57:01
134 lbs of gold in nine asses? That's almost 15 lbs of gold in each ass and more than enough to be extremely uncomfortable.

Funko
25-07-2013, 12:08:48
Bet zmama wishes she'd said that.

MDA
25-07-2013, 12:10:38
:goldcard:

zmama
25-07-2013, 15:23:33
Gives a new meaning to American Express :D

Oerdin
26-07-2013, 01:34:20
Bet zmama wishes she'd said that.

But I said it in units normal people care about. :bouncmsk:

Funko
26-07-2013, 07:36:08
Do you consider yourself an example of a normal person? :cute:

zmama
26-07-2013, 14:39:19
Around here normal is a balding accountant from Reading plus a gay twat. Harr harr :gasmaske:

MDA
26-07-2013, 15:43:08
geologists make good planet raping capitalists, so he's incredibly normal here

Oerdin
27-07-2013, 22:04:16
"We rape the planet so you don't have to!"

Koshko
28-07-2013, 22:16:44
Capitalan Planet.

Lurker
29-07-2013, 15:14:56
134 lbs of gold in nine asses? That's almost 15 lbs of gold in each ass and more than enough to be extremely uncomfortable.

We'll defer to your expert opinion. :brwncard:

Funko
29-07-2013, 15:16:33
Lurker knows.

zmama
29-07-2013, 17:12:39
How about dem Orioles Lurker?!

Lurker
30-07-2013, 14:57:29
Need them to get hot again. TB has been on fire and the O's also lost 2 of 3 to the Red Sux over the weekend. Still in it though, which is good. /threadjack of this very important topic.

MDA
30-07-2013, 15:23:33
which one was the important one?

Lurker
30-07-2013, 15:45:23
The short one, always the short one.

Funko
30-07-2013, 15:53:13
mr_b?

Lurker
30-07-2013, 17:50:48
jj

Funko
31-07-2013, 07:41:37
koel

Oerdin
31-07-2013, 13:46:19
The thread should be called the golden poop shoot or the people who shit gold.