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Venom
16-05-2013, 15:49:30
I made a huge mistake when I got married.

MDA
16-05-2013, 17:15:14
DOOMED /apocalypse

Venom
16-05-2013, 17:59:10
And she has made a mistake in demanding the dog.

zmama
16-05-2013, 18:13:33
ouch, not the DOG!

Venom
16-05-2013, 18:14:35
As The Family would say, it's time to hit the mattresses.

zmama
16-05-2013, 18:18:44
Well the gun fire probably won't reach here so I'll just use a two mattress barrier.

mr_B
16-05-2013, 19:03:36
dooodidoooo

mr_B
16-05-2013, 19:06:23
uche uche

BigGameHunter
16-05-2013, 20:09:30
Somebody married you!?

Venom
16-05-2013, 20:22:24
Yes. Somebody did, but she came to her senses and wants to rectify that mistake now.

mr_B
17-05-2013, 00:53:40
hmmmm that sucks man

Funko
17-05-2013, 12:03:51
:(

MDA
17-05-2013, 12:05:52
Ah. This is real? I'm an ass.

zmama
17-05-2013, 12:18:08
*hugs* for my sweet little Venom.

Venom
17-05-2013, 13:45:21
I should have known! This is what happens when you're nice to people. People are fucking assholes. The old me would never have gotten married. I got soft. It's my own damn fault.

jsorense
17-05-2013, 15:07:48
That, indeed, sux big time. :(

MDA
17-05-2013, 15:44:18
All you need is fast internet, and a place WITH NO NEIGHBORS where you can grow/shoot your own food... and a dog, and a truck.

Venom
17-05-2013, 16:01:07
What I need is a lawyer and perhaps a chaperon to keep me in line, lest I go attempt to punch the bitch in the face.

Funko
17-05-2013, 16:01:54
Yeah, don't do that.

mr_B
17-05-2013, 16:12:20
I'm a great helpertje
I can punch her in the face if you want

MDA
17-05-2013, 17:23:06
It won't be the worst thing Mr_B has done to a married woman

MOBIUS
17-05-2013, 17:50:43
I'm a great helpertje
I can punch her in the face if you want

Can you reach that far?

mr_B
17-05-2013, 18:51:45
jj

Dyl Ulenspiegel
17-05-2013, 18:52:07
Can you jump that high?

Lurker
17-05-2013, 22:26:15
I could spill beer on her!

mr_B
18-05-2013, 09:10:43
use your talent Lurkert use your talent

Oerdin
18-05-2013, 11:10:07
Yes. Somebody did, but she came to her senses and wants to rectify that mistake now.

I'm sorry to hear it, man. Is this a sure thing or do you think you might be able to try marriage counseling or something? I guess it just depends on if there is anything left which is still worth saving. Best of luck, man.

self biased
19-05-2013, 23:58:16
welcome to the club. :(

Tizzy
20-05-2013, 18:34:02
Bah. Sucky things suck :(