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09-05-2013, 14:52:42
Are these the worst apps ever? (http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/shortcuts/2013/may/09/are-these-the-worst-apps-ever)

Huggies Brazil has launched a new app that tweets you to tell you when your baby has wet its nappy. Think that's bad? Well, there are possibly worse ones …

Throughout history, parents have long been disappointed by one thing: their inability to instantly know when one of their children has urinated. Obviously they could check by actually looking inside the nappy, or inspecting the child's face for signs of discomfort like a good parent, but who's got the time for that nowadays?

Luckily, Huggies Brazil has come up with the perfect solution: the TweetPee. It's an owl-shaped sensor, only slightly impractically huge, that you strap to your baby's groin. Whenever the baby wets itself, the sensor picks up traces of humidity and automatically tweets you about it. The TweetPee stops you having to inspect the nappy yourself, leaving you more time to type out thoughtless kneejerk rants about public transport or feminism or whatever into your phone. The smallest level of parental responsibility just got even smaller! Now you never have to look at your own child again!

Is the TweetPee the stupidest app ever created? That's hard to say. The competition is pretty huge. Here are the contenders:





In retrospect, the iPhone's built-in microphone and accelerometer could only have been built for one thing: quantifying your own sexual prowess. Simply open Passion, pop your phone into an armband, start having sex with something and it'll use your movement and noise to calculate your skills as a lover. Spoiler alert: your skills as a lover are terrible. You're wearing an armband in bed. Look at yourself.

Here'sh one for the shexshy ladiesh...:D

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09-05-2013, 15:41:19
Those are awesome! They need to make a shit sensor shaped like a new parent's finger...you only make that mistake once I tell ya! Then you switch to the classy "lift and sniff"....