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BigGameHunter
06-05-2013, 15:56:57
That can mean so many different things....but in this case, I'm wondering why CG takes so long to load...it's tantalizing and infuriating, much like a date with Venom...
:violin:

mr_B
06-05-2013, 17:11:31
frecking thing with your amount of posts, that's why I'm mr_B now and not G

mr_B
06-05-2013, 17:12:03
so you can change your postname in MethQueenHunter now

MDA
06-05-2013, 18:03:50
tracert didn't seem to show any particularly long hangs

BigGameHunter
06-05-2013, 18:21:23
You're saying that post count equals hang time? It's not ridiculous but it does seem markedly slower than most other sites I use at the same time on the same machine. Maybe it doesn't play nice with iPads?

mr_B
06-05-2013, 20:30:59
try an AE

MDA
06-05-2013, 21:26:41
I mean it doesn't seem to be the internet that's slow, and CG has just been bad the last week or so for me.

mr_B
06-05-2013, 21:48:50
you liar!!!
cg is bad for you at least 10 years now

Funko
07-05-2013, 10:06:36
It is super quick for me. Anyone else seeing an issue?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
07-05-2013, 10:40:28
It's slower than a dutch architect on non-hotdog-day.

Funko
07-05-2013, 12:13:51
Can't recreate it. *shrug*

mr_B
07-05-2013, 12:23:32
it's really superslow for me since 5 minutes
as slow as a Law man on wednesday

Funko
07-05-2013, 12:27:10
Still really fast for me. No idea what's going on.

mr_B
07-05-2013, 12:35:01
I tried this thread again, 4 minutes

Funko
07-05-2013, 12:35:19
Strange, I just had it really slow to load once, then once loaded it's really fast again.

mr_B
07-05-2013, 12:37:44
I blame BGH

zmama
07-05-2013, 12:40:42
For me , sometimes slow, sometimes normal. I'm using Chrome if that makes a diff.

BigGameHunter
07-05-2013, 17:40:54
I'm on Safari/iPad. If I can be bothered to fire up my Win8 pc I'll let you know...actually loaded "ok" just now...

Fistandantilus
07-05-2013, 18:37:55
On IE9 it goes superfast, like 4 or 5 mins to load the page :thumbup:

Venom
07-05-2013, 19:22:34
There is absolutely nothing tantalizing about a date with me. Except with regards to when it would be over.

BigGameHunter
08-05-2013, 02:57:53
I'm sure women line up to end dates with you!

Funko
08-05-2013, 09:47:25
On IE9 it goes superfast, like 4 or 5 mins to load the page :thumbup:

As this is not my work and I'm not getting paid I refuse to fire up IE to test that.

MOBIUS
08-05-2013, 10:32:09
fastfast for me today, jesjes!:bounce:

MOBIUS
08-05-2013, 10:33:52
OK, so that post was slowslow like a snail, I imagine!:gasmaske:

MOBIUS
08-05-2013, 10:34:16
And that was fastfast!:drekkus:

mr_B
08-05-2013, 11:23:01
imaginairy of course

zmama
08-05-2013, 12:03:40
I'm sure women line up to end dates with you!

Hey, his dog likes him!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-05-2013, 12:47:33
It's superslow in IE and firefox. It loads much faster in chrome, but even there the browser keeps working after showing the page. So with my mighty understanding of all things tech, I guess that it gets stuck on some crap that's not needed. Ok, that is a good description of CG as such....

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-05-2013, 12:48:03
Ah yes, quick reply and loading after that works smoothly.

zmama
08-05-2013, 12:53:31
The thread title makes me think of my dog after she has eaten hair...the load just hangs there.

mr_B
08-05-2013, 13:09:34
thanks for the info

zmama
08-05-2013, 13:11:32
One day maybe I will be as good a helpertje as you!

Mr. Bas
08-05-2013, 15:13:59
Slow is an understatement, glacial is more like it. In Firefox at least.

Funko
08-05-2013, 15:19:16
Does appear to be slow in Firefox - suggest not using firefox.

BigGameHunter
08-05-2013, 15:40:41
Ok it's fast today....same browser, device, et al.

BigGameHunter
08-05-2013, 15:41:19
Except my quick reply was a hanger...sans hair...

RedFred
09-05-2013, 03:59:44
Slow, slow, SLOW... Left coast with the halo'd "E". Consistantly bad for a week or two to get in to Counterglow. Random to move around after that.

MOBIUS
09-05-2013, 09:29:01
Does appear to be slow in Firefox - suggest not using firefox.

Is that the official line from The Management?

mr_B
09-05-2013, 10:51:24
own goal

MOBIUS
09-05-2013, 11:17:47
:vuvu:

Funko
09-05-2013, 11:23:09
I stil can't see any issue.

MOBIUS
09-05-2013, 11:37:44
It's OK today.

MDA
09-05-2013, 12:25:11
index page is fast today, the rest isn't so fast

Funko
09-05-2013, 12:25:20
Maybe Nav's monster porn downloads have finished.

mr_B
09-05-2013, 12:43:34
hmmmmm porn with monsters, you britts are strange

MOBIUS
09-05-2013, 12:51:33
:funko:

BigGameHunter
09-05-2013, 15:38:41
It's all over the place still. The slowest is quick reply lol! It's ok...part of the CG charm I guess. Luckily it's not like anybody is cross-posting in here!!!

Oerdin
11-05-2013, 14:43:30
Hmmm, maybe it is a Firefox issue because it's slow, slow, slow using Firefox.

zmama
13-05-2013, 11:47:24
Nothing to load today!

Venom
13-05-2013, 15:51:41
load, load, load your clip
leave some room to breathe
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, everyone's out to get me

zmama
13-05-2013, 16:10:30
BOOM

BigGameHunter
14-05-2013, 20:41:47
Seems pretty fast now!

MDA
15-05-2013, 01:42:09
Nope!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-05-2013, 06:51:59
Nopedinope

Immoral Wombat
15-05-2013, 07:23:09
Too fast now. I had a premature posting.:(

Venom
15-05-2013, 13:38:23
Think about baseball.

Oerdin
23-05-2013, 13:37:51
Hmm, the forum loaded fast but clicking on a thread made it slow down again.

Oerdin
23-05-2013, 13:38:12
Oh, that post posted fast. Maybe funko finally fixed it.

MOBIUS
23-05-2013, 23:08:24
I highly doubt that!:lol:

jsorense
04-06-2013, 17:51:22
I highly doubt that!:lol:I blame Bossman! :tizzy:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-06-2013, 18:08:30
Really fast now. :)

paiktis
04-06-2013, 18:33:39
I'm suffering from the G forces of the acceleration

zmama
04-06-2013, 20:24:47
Hooooooooray!

MDA
05-06-2013, 14:08:15
fast!

mr_B
05-06-2013, 14:19:12
need cold beer

ow and best thread ever

BigGameHunter
05-06-2013, 20:01:26
No longer hanging! Beer also good!

RedFred
06-06-2013, 04:02:27
Good news! Back to normal. Even lurking is quick.
:beer:

Funko
06-06-2013, 07:38:47
I think Nav turned it off and on again.

Oerdin
06-06-2013, 09:00:51
You should have texted him earlier. ;)

Funko
06-06-2013, 09:52:35
Wasn't affecting me. :p