View Full Version : Returning Forever

30-04-2013, 06:48:04
It's true. I really am.

There's been a lot of changes in my life...
About a year ago, my wife decided she "wasn't into men" and left me. She is now living with our former neighbor, who also left HER husband. Needless to say, that guy and I have done a LOT of drinking together!!! At first, obviously, I was devastated. I had to put on this brave face for my kids' sake(s) as I did not want them to hate her like I was. I just don't get the whole "now I'm a homosexual thing"??? There were signs, of course...she gave AWESOME blowjobs, but that would make her a gay man, right? Anyways, we've pretty much adjusted to it. We have brief, civil get togethers...she and her "partner" are talking about adopting a kid together...I offered to inseminate them both but they weren't really receptive. My boys are much more resilient than I have been...I guess society has really changed, huh? Here's the weird thing: I went through a pretty crazy phase a few months into this ordeal...started partying with some pretty wild people, etc. I ended up hanging out with this group of transvestites (I didn't know they were at the time) and doing a lot of crystal meth and some other stupid shit. But during the course of this wild month or two, they convinced me to dress in drag one night...not just a guy putting on an ill fitting dress, but THE WORKS!! We're talking tuck and tape, heels, lingerie...everything! And guess what? I'm actually a pretty attractive woman!! They took me out and guys were ogling me and the whole nine yards...it actually felt pretty damn good and liberating. So I figure that really kind of trumps her ace, huh? I just don't know if this is real or if it is some crazed response to her leaving or what....just kidding...I got sacked from my job and I figure I'll have a lot of free time on my hands to hang out here...and Poly is down or something so I have no place else to go..."I got no place else to GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!".

How ya been?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-04-2013, 07:07:12
Welcome back, whatever you are. :beer:

30-04-2013, 08:04:24
Welcome back :beer:

Are you sure that isn't the plot from a movie?

30-04-2013, 08:35:38
Shit! Maybe it is...but if I wanted to pretend my life was a movie I think I'd pick Smokey and the Bandit or maybe Goonies...

30-04-2013, 08:47:51
I guess you'd be Smokey? Or Ma Fratelli?

30-04-2013, 09:41:02
Here's the weird thing:

I'm still laughing at that. Welcome back.


30-04-2013, 10:24:22
Welcome back!:beer:

I must admit I enjoyed getting into the whole stockings and suspenders thing dressing up for the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the theatre one time. Must do it again some time...

30-04-2013, 10:54:23
sounds like an awesome hollywood movie

30-04-2013, 11:04:47
pics pics pics
we all know you are not kidding

30-04-2013, 11:09:03
patricilla queen of the dessert


30-04-2013, 11:35:02
Has it got any nuts in it?

30-04-2013, 12:03:21
So....do you have any meth or not?

30-04-2013, 16:01:24
Sadly, no. I have toyed with the idea, as SWIM told me it is a great sex drug and would literally melt the 80+ extra pounds I'm hauling around right off! Can you send me some, please? And not that dirty stuff you sell to Asher...

30-04-2013, 16:07:31
DIY, from what I have read it seems a Walmart bathroom is the place to make meth!

30-04-2013, 16:15:53
Oh god did you see that tweaker video...? I used to be in charge of Loss Prevention in the epicenter of meth use here in town...those people were scary and sad...sad...sad...

30-04-2013, 16:23:11
It's the faces that get to me. It looks like the meth is digesting the face.

30-04-2013, 16:27:03
it's just the tortured soul showing through

30-04-2013, 18:24:45
Welcome BGH. The place is too quite now. Most of us have lost our hearing with old age. :(

30-04-2013, 18:31:20
Not me! I still ROCK ON!

30-04-2013, 18:33:11
What did you say?

30-04-2013, 18:54:11
Go rock in your chair, I'll make you some tea. ;)

05-05-2013, 23:48:46
tea is for lesser men

06-05-2013, 01:40:20
Not meth tea! Mmm mmm good!

06-05-2013, 08:10:30
Hey BGH. Nice to have some proper weird shot around here again. Too much talk of medical issues and babies...

Sooo. should you be called BigMethHunter now or DragQueenHunter?

06-05-2013, 10:40:01

06-05-2013, 10:43:11
hello MoSe

06-05-2013, 15:53:21
Meth Queen Hunter has a nice ring... I'm glad to be back except for the feeling I'm regressing...but who cares, right?!?

06-05-2013, 16:25:03
This is your crisis?


06-05-2013, 18:06:21
This is my imagination.

07-05-2013, 19:30:07
You need to get a better imagination

07-05-2013, 20:04:17
imagine that

08-05-2013, 03:19:06
The Imaginarium of Dr. Vernon?

08-05-2013, 09:49:18
Bell's Palsy.