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Funko
19-04-2013, 08:57:48
http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-04-2013, 09:09:25
Cool, it even has "ASS HATS".

MOBIUS
19-04-2013, 10:15:24
We should have it as our memorandum of understanding, or something...:D

Funko
19-04-2013, 10:19:11
Drekkus is in charge of our Memorandum of Understanding. :drekkus:

MDA
19-04-2013, 11:27:03
Greeks :rolleyes:

mr_B
19-04-2013, 11:31:47
Geeks :rolleyes:

zmama
19-04-2013, 11:34:37
Drekkus is in charge of our Memorandum of Understanding. :drekkus:

Oh poo!

MOBIUS
19-04-2013, 12:36:12
You can be in charge of our Memorandum of Misunderstanding if you want?

zmama
19-04-2013, 12:44:27
What an honor!

MOBIUS
19-04-2013, 12:53:52
I know!:bounce:

Lurker
19-04-2013, 14:27:52
What's a Drekkus?

MOBIUS
19-04-2013, 14:45:39
:drekkus:

zmama
19-04-2013, 15:02:39
"I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! "

Are you? I am!

Funko
19-04-2013, 15:10:48
POL'Y POL'Y!

Lurker
19-04-2013, 15:23:30
Just clicked the link. :eek: Can we get her to register here?

zmama
19-04-2013, 15:39:25
She'd make a fine partner for Paiktis!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-04-2013, 15:49:01
A match made in paradise!

MOBIUS
19-04-2013, 15:54:28
We could call her Bitchtis.

It's clear she already knows her Delta from her Gamma...:D

Funko
19-04-2013, 16:16:54
I don't see why the comment in the article is that she's being unreasonable.

People in her sorority aren't pulling their weight and she's motivating them. Future leader.

MDA
19-04-2013, 16:23:04
Tea Party *snicker*

zmama
19-04-2013, 16:50:13
That extra baggage costs a lot!

Venom
19-04-2013, 18:53:03
That e-mail is pretty much how I feel about every day at work.

Venom
19-04-2013, 18:54:12
Also, I vow to use the phrase "cunt punt" way more often going forward.

MDA
19-04-2013, 19:02:21
Let us know if it gets you sack packed.

Venom
20-04-2013, 01:05:09
Just used it no more than 15 minutes ago. To great success. And by success I mean a look of horror from my wife.

MDA
20-04-2013, 04:11:52
Eventually, you get dirty old man status and the look of horror becomes rolleyes.

zmama
20-04-2013, 15:45:00
Then it's "tsk tsk" and she tells the dog you've been bad.

Mr. Bas
21-04-2013, 19:13:46
That is awesome. :beer:

Funko
22-04-2013, 08:59:04
Just used it no more than 15 minutes ago. To great success. And by success I mean a look of horror from my wife.

:lol:

Lurker
22-04-2013, 15:29:23
In fairness to Mrs. Venom, he probably should have waited until they were out of the church before using the phrase.

MOBIUS
22-04-2013, 15:39:23
Especially in front of all those dear old ladies...

zmama
25-04-2013, 13:40:22
UTqj3P1rmdw

Poison Arrow Frog
25-04-2013, 14:11:07
Obviously Funko killed poly to increase posting here.

C.G.B. Spender
25-04-2013, 17:04:34
Why write a long-winded email like that when you can be a HARDMAN?!?!

zmama
25-04-2013, 17:10:34
Have pity on her. She didn't know the power of the HARDMAN.

Venom
25-04-2013, 19:48:08
Weekly "Cunt Punt" count: 6

MOBIUS
25-04-2013, 22:03:10
Careful, you're in danger of being a one trick cunt...

DaShi
25-04-2013, 22:43:30
Very strange. I thought fucking and sucking is what frats wanted most from sororities. I don't understand this new generation.

Funko
26-04-2013, 07:34:11
Weekly "Cunt Punt" count: 6

And when is the divorce court date?

Venom
26-04-2013, 11:25:19
Probably not soon enough.

Poison Arrow Frog
26-04-2013, 11:36:19
"In the summer time you have women on you're mind. Have a drink, have a drive, go out an see what you can find."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0&NR=1&feature=endscreen

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zmama
26-04-2013, 12:03:19
email didn't work too well

“Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels."

Funko
26-04-2013, 12:25:37
they've lost the only member who was actually making an effort. Sigma Nu will be finding a new sorority to partner with

Poison Arrow Frog
26-04-2013, 12:34:56
Happy days. Poly has returned.

Spartak
26-04-2013, 19:01:36
I never heard of a cunt punt before. It sounds painful.