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Funko
25-03-2013, 11:36:17
http://mashable.com/2013/03/24/doomsday-survival/

How well stocked are you?

MOBIUS
25-03-2013, 11:58:55
My survival plan is to become a prostitute.

mr_B
25-03-2013, 12:03:28
become?

MOBIUS
25-03-2013, 12:09:27
Up until now I've only been an amateur.

zmama
25-03-2013, 12:18:21
I have 10 cans of tuna and 5 pounds of coffee beans, all set!

MOBIUS
25-03-2013, 12:24:52
I'm actually pretty well stocked at any given time: kilos of rice and pasta, loads of cans of stuff - generally lots of non-perishables in the house. Oh and loads of alcohol - never under estimate the value of alcohol during a zombie apocalypse!:beer:

zmama
25-03-2013, 14:17:19
hmmm yeah, I have 30 bottles of wine, a big jug of vodka and some rum and a six pack of beer. Lots of oats and dried fruits but need more rice! *makes list* :gasmaske:

mr_B
25-03-2013, 14:21:12
I have an empty fridge and empty bottles of booze

Funko
25-03-2013, 14:25:32
you'll survive off BRAIIINZ

Lurker
25-03-2013, 15:33:00
hmmm yeah, I have 30 bottles of wine, a big jug of vodka and some rum and a six pack of beer. Lots of oats and dried fruits but need more rice! *makes list* :gasmaske:

What are your plans for the second week?

zmama
25-03-2013, 15:34:18
Breaking in to MDAs house!

Lurker
25-03-2013, 15:42:52
:beer:

Funko
25-03-2013, 15:45:20
You're assuming you won't be a zombie then, nothing for a zombie to eat in a CGers house.

Lurker
25-03-2013, 15:50:32
:lol: Even I get that one!

zmama
25-03-2013, 16:05:11
Mrs MDA doesn't post here so she has a brain!

Funko
25-03-2013, 16:12:00
OTOH she married MDA.

zmama
25-03-2013, 16:13:49
He might just be a pet? :gasmaske:

Funko
25-03-2013, 16:39:28
He's poorly trained and wees on the floor but is too pathetic to have put down?

Funko
25-03-2013, 16:39:58
(voice of experience)

zmama
25-03-2013, 16:46:05
I keep reading the title of this thread as "Your Zombie Leader".

Wonder who that is?!

MOBIUS
25-03-2013, 16:46:54
The Management?

zmama
25-03-2013, 16:52:55
Nav did seem a bit zombie-like in Hamburg...oh wait that was most likely the beer! Hmm Drekkus was the green one...IT MUST BE HIM!

Venom
25-03-2013, 18:29:29
Fuck surviving in what's left of an already shitty world. I'm grabbing my guns and going out in a blaze of glory.

mr_B
25-03-2013, 19:08:01
who's Drekkus?

zmama
25-03-2013, 22:15:14
must have been another one of my hallucinations.