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zmama
21-02-2013, 15:14:19
Germans allowed at Chelsea!
http://www.mnn.com/sites/default/files/GardenGnomes.jpg

"Following decades of strife and indignation, the Royal Horticultural Society has decided at long last to allow the common garden gnome to partake in the Chelsea Flower Show. Throughout the 100-year history of the prestigious event, the slightly terrifying ceramic figurines of German extraction have been officially banned, their very presence verboten.

Shunned from the Chelsea Flower Show because of their lowly and "distracting" status, generations of pipe-smoking humanoids in pointy red caps have been forced to take up other occupations outside of the garden such as serving as travel website mascots or acting in children's films. Some have turned to erotic literature (Iíll let you search for that one yourselves) while countless others have been liberated or migrated to Italy. A select few have gone completely insane. Most have opted just to stroke their long white beards, go fishing, or simply nap it out."

http://www.mnn.com/your-home/organic-farming-gardening/blogs/gnome-hard-feelings-wee-humanoids-finally-allowed-at

Dyl Ulenspiegel
21-02-2013, 17:49:57
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

zmama
21-02-2013, 17:57:44
Afraid they will find your stash of Gartenzwerg porn?

Funko
22-02-2013, 13:19:04
Our gnome got killed by a ball flying over from next door. :(

zmama
22-02-2013, 14:19:02
Not Shhhhhhhhh?! Oh noes!

MDA
22-02-2013, 17:43:48
Should have got a humpty-dumpty instead!

Funko
22-02-2013, 19:41:09
Not Shhhh (he's called Tom), the gnome the duchies brought us.:(

Tizzy
25-02-2013, 13:37:54
He was called Gnorman

zmama
25-02-2013, 13:47:01
R.I.P. Gnorman :(

Funko
25-02-2013, 20:14:28
Can you guess how he got his name?

zmama
25-02-2013, 20:29:12
From the gndutchtje?