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Funko
04-01-2013, 09:49:54
This is ace.

Jokes that don't make the grade on a kids jokes board get posted to this tumblr.

http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/

Funko
04-01-2013, 09:50:53
eg.

Banana Land

WHY DID THE BANANA CROSS THE ROAD.

TO FIND BANANA SANTA IN BANANA LAND WITH BANANA UNDERPANTS

Funko
04-01-2013, 09:55:02
Lucy

a lady named lucy had a dog named boobs

one day the dog ran away she went to the police man and said ”have you seen boobs” the man said ”no but i would like to”

Funko
04-01-2013, 10:08:15
Some I really don't know why they were rejected. eg.

Potato

why is the mash potato not cool?

Beause it isnt wearing sun glasses.

Funko
04-01-2013, 10:09:25
And this one is just mr_b

I Am Glad

ring ring

‘hello?’

iam glad

‘iam glad who?’

i am glad iam not your granma!

Funko
04-01-2013, 10:09:54
This is him too

Old Lady

the old lady went to the post office and said can you check my balance?

SO I PUSHED HER OVER HAHHAAHHAHAH

zmama
04-01-2013, 13:42:14
Perfect jokes for you! :lol:

Funko
04-01-2013, 13:43:12
Which is why I shared it with you, my wonderful AEs.

zmama
04-01-2013, 14:07:23
and this is mr_b, too

Man Scream

why did the man scream

his pet chiken pooped on his computer

Funko
04-01-2013, 14:07:53
:lol:

MDA
04-01-2013, 14:31:47
Someone's been to the Netherlands:

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

zmama
04-01-2013, 14:51:13
:lol:

paiktis
05-01-2013, 01:25:23
Someone's been to the Netherlands:

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

that's hilarious :lol:

mr_B
13-01-2013, 20:15:05
This is him too

Old Lady

the old lady went to the post office and said can you check my balance?

SO I PUSHED HER OVER HAHHAAHHAHAH

brilliantly brilliant

MDA
14-01-2013, 11:51:49
she really should have gone to the bank, though :lol: