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Koshko
04-12-2012, 02:40:40
... And masturbate.

He watches everything you do, and he likes it very much. :brwncard:

Koshko
04-12-2012, 02:41:20
Also I saw your mom fucking Santa Claus.

Koshko
04-12-2012, 02:42:38
I was watching him fuck your mom while he was watching you sleep.

Koshko
04-12-2012, 02:43:31
Santa Claus is literally coming to town now.

Koshko
04-12-2012, 02:45:35
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tXuViGs5rw4/TRQVoj-TRYI/AAAAAAAAAP0/glGoyIZqG10/s1600/12.23_01.jpg

MDA
04-12-2012, 05:29:40
his celluloid eyes follow me wherever I go...

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
04-12-2012, 07:14:29
He's like Ceiling Cat, only furrier.

Funko
04-12-2012, 09:04:50
Santa isn't real Koshko.

MDA
04-12-2012, 11:32:58
Father of the Year!

zmama
04-12-2012, 13:03:49
So now I need a tinfoil butt to match my helmet?

Venom
04-12-2012, 13:20:43
Santa is dead, so the spirit of giving is dead. Ergo, fuck off charity.

zmama
04-12-2012, 14:30:34
Awww how sweet, Venom's Christmas message!

MDA
04-12-2012, 14:35:53
Charity isn't so bad. Chastity is a total bitch.

Cheshire Cat
04-12-2012, 16:06:36
Santa is dead, so is the spirit of giving head. Ergo, fuck off charity.

misread...

Venom
04-12-2012, 16:38:18
That always happens when you get married.

Poison Arrow Frog
14-12-2012, 16:06:09
Aren't pooping Santas popular in Spain? I hear they even have giant statues of Santa taking a crap in Spanish malls.

Poison Arrow Frog
14-12-2012, 16:06:37
http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&tbo=d&biw=1280&bih=663&authuser=0&tbm=isch&tbnid=lmmQ47faSwX7VM:&imgrefurl=http://www.moneyandshit.com/pooping-santa/&docid=6JQNwJBAquve_M&imgurl=http://www.moneyandshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pooping_santa.jpg&w=640&h=480&ei=tU3LUO3NAZHqiQK81ICACg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=4&vpy=126&dur=1074&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=159&ty=72&sig=107204944770185604481&page=1&tbnh=137&tbnw=194&start=0&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:91

zmama
14-12-2012, 16:09:06
Give the kids a shovel to find the gifts?

MDA
14-12-2012, 17:43:48
keeps them warm

Koshko
15-12-2012, 22:56:38
There's a difference between pooping and watching someone pooping. I'm sure Santa does have mirrors around the toilet though.

zmama
16-12-2012, 17:12:40
Just like mr_B!

Koshko
16-12-2012, 23:14:55
Angle the mirrors right, and it'll be like pooping into infinity.

MDA
17-12-2012, 11:56:23
more shit for the poep thread:

Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-20753075)

zmama
17-12-2012, 13:51:05
Great name, but the story is ouch. :(

MDA
17-12-2012, 15:25:42
Horrible and odd, particularly the involvement of the bus staff.

MOBIUS
19-12-2012, 12:17:35
Shit on so many levels...:(

Koshko
05-12-2013, 23:46:57
http://i.imgur.com/DrpO9e5.png

Finn Willi (5)
06-12-2013, 12:10:29
I always thought, Santa Claus is always the dad so why would one care if he has fun with his wife?
And he can watch me masturbate!

Oh, that was odd.
:brwncard:

C.G.B. Spender
06-12-2013, 13:31:23
Sheesh, Nav can you ban him?

Finn Willi (5)
06-12-2013, 16:06:14
Shut up, wanker.
By the way: it's over.

Finn Willi (5)
06-12-2013, 16:06:41
:bouncmsk:

C.G.B. Spender
06-12-2013, 20:10:23
ok

Venom
06-12-2013, 21:14:31
It's that lovely time of year where my avatar is once again fashionable.

paiktis
06-12-2013, 22:09:59
saint nicolaus.
some saint in asia minor giving gifts to destitute poor children.
no use if you can't have your own

Koshko
07-12-2013, 05:35:19
I plan to have some destitute children. I have to get a wife first.

Finn Willi (5)
07-12-2013, 12:03:12
Not really necessary, is it?

zmama
07-12-2013, 13:59:47
I'd think destitute would be easier without a wife.

RedFred
08-12-2013, 16:58:47
I was in Sint Nicolaas a couple times this week. Before I get brow carded, I should point out that it is also a city in the tiny far away island of the Dutch.

C.G.B. Spender
08-12-2013, 18:46:27
They have big far away islands?

zmama
08-12-2013, 19:14:08
They used to have New Amsterdam until the British...good sized islands they were.

RedFred
09-12-2013, 04:09:20
I am hardly an expert but sometimes the Dutch have tiny far away half islands (Sint Maarten) instead of tiny far away islands (Aruba).

C.G.B. Spender
09-12-2013, 08:12:24
The also have tinitje not far away islands

MOBIUS
09-12-2013, 10:31:33
It's that lovely time of year where my avatar is once again fashionable.

Proof that you can be right for part of the year after all...

Venom
09-12-2013, 15:05:34
In some parts of Northern Europe, and pretty much all of Canada, big burly guys bang reindeer year round.

Finn Willi (5)
09-12-2013, 16:15:53
:brwncard:

Oerdin
09-12-2013, 23:17:28
I saw some fat guy watching me shit and thought it was Santa but it turns out the bathroom just had a mirror.

C.G.B. Spender
10-12-2013, 00:05:42
mirrors in the bathroom? thatīs a curse

Koshko
10-12-2013, 01:58:55
I'd think destitute would be easier without a wife.

Then who's going to help me spend all this money?

Finn Willi (5)
10-12-2013, 11:41:06
I could...

zmama
10-12-2013, 15:07:10
Give all the money to Management. I'm sure it would be spent wisely.

Finn Willi (5)
10-12-2013, 15:13:21
Sure. On "management" I guess.

zmama
10-12-2013, 15:30:00
Of course, management of CG is a tough job!

Finn Willi (5)
10-12-2013, 18:50:36
I bet it is!
And I should know, since I'm here for 13 long years.

Koshko
11-12-2013, 04:01:13
I'll just spend it on escorts.