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MDA
20-11-2012, 14:14:07
Santa got his beard stuck in his rappeling gear in the mall. Rather than simply taking off the beard and revealing he was a fake Santa to the horrified people below, he waited for rescue. :lol:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/19/stuck-beard-leaves-santa-dangling-from-mall-ceiling-for-30-minutes/

If the fake Santa was actually Dr. Kevin Warwick (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/professor-has-worlds-first-silicon-chip-implant-1174101.html), then we'd have a really cool Christmas story. :beer:

Funko
20-11-2012, 14:15:49
Brilliant. :beer:

zmama
20-11-2012, 14:38:52
Poor Santa, why didn't they just drop him a pair of scissors?

MOBIUS
22-11-2012, 11:36:14
I blame the children...

Funko
22-11-2012, 11:38:13
dropping scissors on someone from above sounds like a dangerous thing to do.

MOBIUS
22-11-2012, 11:48:20
They could have rappelled them down...?

Funko
22-11-2012, 11:57:40
Wrapped them up like a present then rappelled them down.

MOBIUS
22-11-2012, 12:47:05
See, we would have solved things far quicker with our 'presents' of mind, jesjes...:cute:

Funko
22-11-2012, 13:42:16
It's possible others there had the idea and were to lazy to do anything, much as we would.